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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago
Staines |
I have come to learn that the posters on these forums are lovely, thoughtful generous, kind-hearted folk. To that end I thought I'd post my Christmas gift list nice and early so to save you a crush a month from now. I'm also thoughtful.
Not all of these gifts are expensive, indeed perhaps the best things are free - so please have a look and see what you might be able to help with.
Thanking you kindly.
1. Jeans 36" inside leg. Waist TBC privately.
2. Extra strong dimplex dart flights
3. A new centre half to pass on to Arsene Wenger
4. Two Fs for a MFF
5. Tom Kerridge's Best Ever Dishes book
6. Tom Kerridge's best ever dishes
7. Three Fs for a MFFF
8. A reality check
9. A new defensive midfielder to pass on to Arsene Wenger
10. Seven swans-a-swimming
11. A nice bottle of something red and French
12. Toothpaste tube wringer
13. Peace and goodwill
Drop me a line and I shall send you the delivery address. Ho! Ho! Ho! |
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed 
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas  "
I was going to get you number 13 grumpy |
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy "
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be ....   |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I've already given you number 8. You want something else as well?
Yes please, I have a whole draw of number 8s now"
Ok, I'll find your darty things. I'll drop them over on Christmas Eve.
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy 
Can't you try bribing me? "
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP? |
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy
Can't you try bribing me?
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?"
I have a scarf ... And u know what I want .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy
Can't you try bribing me?
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?
I have a scarf ... And u know what I want .... "
what do you propose I do about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy
Can't you try bribing me?
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?
I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....
what do you propose I do about it "
Think rapidly else I sing .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy
Can't you try bribing me?
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?
I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....
what do you propose I do about it
Think rapidly else I sing .... "
no hugs and drinks for you next time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy
Can't you try bribing me?
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?
I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....
what do you propose I do about it
Think rapidly else I sing ....
no hugs and drinks for you next time "
Bet u do as u fall to the floor - hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy
Can't you try bribing me?
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?
I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....
what do you propose I do about it
Think rapidly else I sing ....
no hugs and drinks for you next time
Bet u do as u fall to the floor - hehe "
shhhhhhhhh I think everyone has forgotten |
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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy
Can't you try bribing me?
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?
I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....
what do you propose I do about it
Think rapidly else I sing ....
no hugs and drinks for you next time
Bet u do as u fall to the floor - hehe
shhhhhhhhh I think everyone has forgotten "
Will you two get a bloody room? Hang on, that's number 4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed
Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy
I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy
Can't you try bribing me?
Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?
I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....
what do you propose I do about it
Think rapidly else I sing ....
no hugs and drinks for you next time
Bet u do as u fall to the floor - hehe
shhhhhhhhh I think everyone has forgotten
Will you two get a bloody room? Hang on, that's number 4"
I offered u peace and goodwill hours ago and you ignored me!! Now NOW when I find someone that wants to talk to me you wanna muscle in .... Pfffft wasn't good enough earlier .... |
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