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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

in my fantasy nigel is flown out to Syria where he beheads jihadi john and flys to to us a hero and sweeps to victory in the election pulls us out of Europe re-opens every closed pub in uk....and then performs his greatest reform....banning lager and converting every one back to real beer.....while he quaffs a nice indian pale ale...im only making plans !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could I have a packet of your finest pork scratchings, please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brings back national service. Makes the unemployed help build the new North/South railway line, closes the tax loop holes used by amazon, nandos and starbucks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

has the e.u. not banned pork scratchings yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"has the e.u. not banned pork scratchings yet ? "

Only when it's sold by the ounce!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"has the e.u. not banned pork scratchings yet ? "

I've a secret supply, just in case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bolsters the Army Navy and Air force , reinstates milk in schools and becomes the face on the new Gillette nuko wazzer razor.

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