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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning deviants
Was woken up far to early by some twat digging a hole in the pavement with a hude drill! on a bloody saturday  "
morning deviants, " waves from coffin " morning 
*Chills in coffin* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got woken up by the dog that needed a pee! 
I got woken up by cats that wanted feeding at 6am "
... Your pussy needed feeding @ 6 this morning ? Is that like when men get wood ? That wakes them up @ stupid O clock
* chills in coffin * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lend us ya coffin to make a window box 
..... Window box WTF & were would I sleep then hmmmmm
*sits on coffin* grits teeth "
ya can lie under the daisy's.....ready to be called upon  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lend us ya coffin to make a window box
..... Window box WTF & were would I sleep then hmmmmm
*sits on coffin* grits teeth
ya can lie under the daisy's.....ready to be called
upon "
... Lay under daisy ? Is she Bi
* holds on to coffin screaming noooooooooooooo it's mine * |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"morning all - i got woken up by 4 brash essex girls braying like donkeys outside my bedroom window
dont you just love it when family come to visit "
Nowt wrong with essex girls ........ I married a blonde one! (luvs ya darling xx) |
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"morning all - i got woken up by 4 brash essex girls braying like donkeys outside my bedroom window
dont you just love it when family come to visit
Nowt wrong with essex girls ........ I married a blonde one! (luvs ya darling xx)"
yours is a lovely one - mine are d*unks  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well. We woke up just over 3 hours ago and have done LOADS already today.
We're off out to a mates birthday party for a couple of hours later but I'm not really in the mood so don't think we'll be staying long. I wish I hadn't reminded Hubby about it now as he wanted to go to chams tonight  |
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