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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Due to a prior engagement involving a reasonable amount of alcohol and a smattering of good friends, someone will have to take on responsibility for the following duties:
Scheduling of repeat posts - duties to include monitoring the regularity of look at me / all men are bastards/ why can't I get a meet threads.
Cellophane duties - post advice and supportive comments, preferably spending lots of time crafting a response. Then have it promptly ignored.
Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.
Face pic friday - please post on my behalf as I won't be watching the thread
Lick suck fuck kiss pass slap tickle wink wank ignore poke block snog marry avoid threads -as above.
And issue out santa smileys as not everyone is using them.
I'll be back on Sunday. Play nicely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.
Oooooh I can do this, I've had 8 yrs experience "
God I feel such a novice. Not even reached my first anniversary yet |
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"Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.
Oooooh I can do this, I've had 8 yrs experience
God I feel such a novice. Not even reached my first anniversary yet "
Yeah, but you're in the right place to learn my son |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has anyone else noticed that nonsense is actually made up from the words non (french for no) and sense and the word literally means 'no sense'!!!!!
Its amazing!!!! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Due to a prior engagement involving a reasonable amount of alcohol and a smattering of good friends, someone will have to take on responsibility for the following duties:
Scheduling of repeat posts - duties to include monitoring the regularity of look at me / all men are bastards/ why can't I get a meet threads.
Cellophane duties - post advice and supportive comments, preferably spending lots of time crafting a response. Then have it promptly ignored.
Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.
Face pic friday - please post on my behalf as I won't be watching the thread
Lick suck fuck kiss pass slap tickle wink wank ignore poke block snog marry avoid threads -as above.
And issue out santa smileys as not everyone is using them.
I'll be back on Sunday. Play nicely!"
I'll do the 'sneering at pointless posts thinly camouflaged as supportive advice' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense
Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days "
I'm only capable of child's play, Dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense
Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days "
What complete codswallop! |
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"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense
Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days
I'm only capable of child's play, Dad "
There might be a position for you in one of my departments, although you might have to brush up on your useless information |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense
Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days
I'm only capable of child's play, Dad
There might be a position for you in one of my departments, although you might have to brush up on your useless information "
Hmm bit worried about what position I might need to take |
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