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"Could you be engaged in Bovarism? I think I use this site a bit in this way  "
Is that fucking cows?
When I moved to the West Country, I was told sheep shagging was old school. The latest trend was fucking a cow up the nose... that way it can lick your nuts at the same time.
I still dont know if the bloke was joking  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could you be engaged in Bovarism? I think I use this site a bit in this way
Is that fucking cows?
When I moved to the West Country, I was told sheep shagging was old school. The latest trend was fucking a cow up the nose... that way it can lick your nuts at the same time.
I still dont know if the bloke was joking "
Fuck nose  |
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"Could you be engaged in Bovarism? I think I use this site a bit in this way
Is that fucking cows?
When I moved to the West Country, I was told sheep shagging was old school. The latest trend was fucking a cow up the nose... that way it can lick your nuts at the same time.
I still dont know if the bloke was joking "
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If your going sheep shagging apparently
your supposed to do it on the edge of a cliff they push back on you then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could you be engaged in Bovarism? I think I use this site a bit in this way
Is that fucking cows?
When I moved to the West Country, I was told sheep shagging was old school. The latest trend was fucking a cow up the nose... that way it can lick your nuts at the same time.
I still dont know if the bloke was joking #
If your going sheep shagging apparently
your supposed to do it on the edge of a cliff they push back on you then "
No need for that just stick their hind legs down your wellies |
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Bovarism
An imagined or unrealistic self-image with sexual overtones, which most commonly affects older single women, in which their fantasised world overlaps and becomes confused in their minds with the real world. The term has also been used to refer to the drive by a married woman to escape the boredom and obligations of her married life
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A lot of people get engaged while on holiday (especially with the festive season looming) but I have no idea where Bovarism is. Eastern Europe by any chance? |
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Bovarism
An imagined or unrealistic self-image with sexual overtones, which most commonly affects older single women, in which their fantasised world overlaps and becomes confused in their minds with the real world. The term has also been used to refer to the drive by a married woman to escape the boredom and obligations of her married life
Achem I don't think so "
Well there you go. The definition I had was not as comprehensive |
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"A lot of people get engaged while on holiday (especially with the festive season looming) but I have no idea where Bovarism is. Eastern Europe by any chance? "
Maybe it's a prejudice against people from Bovaria |
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Bovarism
An imagined or unrealistic self-image with sexual overtones, which most commonly affects older single women, in which their fantasised world overlaps and becomes confused in their minds with the real world. The term has also been used to refer to the drive by a married woman to escape the boredom and obligations of her married life
Achem I don't think so "
Bovverism n.
The resultant output one receives from trying to increase one's wifes vocabulary.
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Bovarism
An imagined or unrealistic self-image with sexual overtones, which most commonly affects older single women, in which their fantasised world overlaps and becomes confused in their minds with the real world. The term has also been used to refer to the drive by a married woman to escape the boredom and obligations of her married life
Achem I don't think so
Bovverism n.
The resultant output one receives from trying to increase one's wifes vocabulary.
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Am I bovvered? |
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When I was a lad the bullies and skins used to wear bovver boots. Perhaps Bovarism is a predjudice against those who wear Doc Martens,born of the fear of getting your head kicked in (bovverphobia) |
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"Myword of today is feck, not to be confused with fuck."
Feck it I'm too fecking feckless to know what the feck a feck is Femme....try saying that after a fecking Tequila fest |
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