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over a year ago
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse 
But there's still time before I snuff it  
Bend over and brace yaself biatch "
Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse
But there's still time before I snuff it
Bend over and brace yaself biatch
Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too "
Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse
But there's still time before I snuff it
Bend over and brace yaself biatch
Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too
Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy "
Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks  |
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse
But there's still time before I snuff it
Bend over and brace yaself biatch
Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too
Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy
Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks "
lol how funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse
But there's still time before I snuff it
Bend over and brace yaself biatch
Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too
Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy
Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks "
BrightonSteve once told me your testicles are twice the size of his... which would make them about peanut sized |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse
But there's still time before I snuff it
Bend over and brace yaself biatch
Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too
Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy
Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks
BrightonSteve once told me your testicles are twice the size of his... which would make them about peanut sized "
He's seen them too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse
But there's still time before I snuff it
Bend over and brace yaself biatch
Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too
Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy
Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks
BrightonSteve once told me your testicles are twice the size of his... which would make them about peanut sized
He's seen them too "
Have you ever had that feeling when you are getting undressed in private that you are being watched???.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Kat loves anal and gets massive orgasms from it. It has to be started right though. This slam it in attitude some guys follow will hurt and makes the lady anal phobic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse
But there's still time before I snuff it
Bend over and brace yaself biatch
Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too
Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy
Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks
BrightonSteve once told me your testicles are twice the size of his... which would make them about peanut sized
He's seen them too
Have you ever had that feeling when you are getting undressed in private that you are being watched???...."
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Kat loves anal and gets massive orgasms from it. It has to be started right though. This slam it in attitude some guys follow will hurt and makes the lady anal phobic."
I'd agree - I once had a meet with a young chap and he had watched too much porn.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a lady is a squirter or gusher, does the squirt or gush take on a different consistency during anal?
You're not familiar with diarrhoea are you?
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When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin on the John
And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
And use your hand!
If you're swimming in the pool
And you feel something cool...Diarrhea!
And your butt starts to pee...
If you're walkin up the ladder
And you feel something
splatter....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something
splash...DIARRHEA!!
When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your
bowel...Diarrhea!!
When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your
load...Diarrhea!!
When you're feelin pretty mellow
And you see brownish-yellow...
When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a
****tt....Diarrhea!!
When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're drinking orange juice
And you feel something
loose....Diarrhea!!
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst....
When you're putting on a dress
And you feel something
press....Diarrhea!!
When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And ****tt leaks out your
assss....Diarrhea!!
If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something
fall....Diarrhea!!
If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something
coarse....Diarrhea!!
When you're shifting into gear
And you feel something smear....
When you're looking at your shoes
And you feel something
ooze....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in a booth
And you feel something smooth....
When you're putting on a skirt
and you start to get the
sqirts....Diarrhea!!
When you're seeing polka dots
And you start to get the trots...
When you're taking a ****
And you see something
miss....Diarrhea!! |
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