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over a year ago
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other  "
I'd need magic ears to make my wonky chops look symmetrical 
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other "
I guess, but that's what ear muffs were invented for. Or nail scissors and a steady hand  |
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other
I guess, but that's what ear muffs were invented for. Or nail scissors and a steady hand "
You would trim an ear with nail scissors? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other
Same can be said for socks, i don't like it when one sock is bigger than the other."
I feel the same about testicals. Even more so when there's an extra one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other
Same can be said for socks, i don't like it when one sock is bigger than the other.
I feel the same about testicals. Even more so when there's an extra one. "
Nah I ain't having that a 3 testicled man, he would be a god dam porn legend lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other
Same can be said for socks, i don't like it when one sock is bigger than the other.
I feel the same about testicals. Even more so when there's an extra one.
Nah I ain't having that a 3 testicled man, he would be a god dam porn legend lol "
It wasn't exactly a 3rd but a amnornal growth but there were 3 ball shaped balls in his sack.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other
Same can be said for socks, i don't like it when one sock is bigger than the other.
I feel the same about testicals. Even more so when there's an extra one.
Nah I ain't having that a 3 testicled man, he would be a god dam porn legend lol
It wasn't exactly a 3rd but a amnornal growth but there were 3 ball shaped balls in his sack. "
Ao we are talking a ball bag marble bag, did you do the nasty mistress thing and crush 1 or did you go the whole hog and do all 3 ;/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other
Same can be said for socks, i don't like it when one sock is bigger than the other.
I feel the same about testicals. Even more so when there's an extra one.
Nah I ain't having that a 3 testicled man, he would be a god dam porn legend lol
It wasn't exactly a 3rd but a amnornal growth but there were 3 ball shaped balls in his sack.
Ao we are talking a ball bag marble bag, did you do the nasty mistress thing and crush 1 or did you go the whole hog and do all 3 ;/"
I couldn't touch it. It looked freaky as fuck. Did whack it worth my flogger tho. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other
Same can be said for socks, i don't like it when one sock is bigger than the other.
I feel the same about testicals. Even more so when there's an extra one.
Nah I ain't having that a 3 testicled man, he would be a god dam porn legend lol
It wasn't exactly a 3rd but a amnornal growth but there were 3 ball shaped balls in his sack.
Ao we are talking a ball bag marble bag, did you do the nasty mistress thing and crush 1 or did you go the whole hog and do all 3 ;/
I couldn't touch it. It looked freaky as fuck. Did whack it worth my flogger tho. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ears... they lend a pleasing symmetry to your face as a pair.
Not when one is bigger than the other
I guess, but that's what ear muffs were invented for. Or nail scissors and a steady hand
You would trim an ear with nail scissors? "
What wouldn't I trim with nail scissors?!
Cups and saucers of course.
Ross and Rachel... and what?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bert and Ernie
Chase and Dave
Rogan josh and cobra beer
Ryan Lewis and Macklemore
Bob and weave
Damien hurst and a fucking big price tag "
Damien Hurst and shite |
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