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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington 
Buggeration |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Oh how the other half live! La-de-dar!  "
Tell ya what...there was a shed load of posh cars with fancy flags and chauffeurs waiting outside...Southerner's tax £ at work eh?  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.
Welcome to London. "
Thanks Mr P...darn sarf on a course, bloody knackered after op4F last night and 3 hours kip...I may well have walked in front of you on several occasions tonight - if you knock over a blonde in a flasher mac, it's likely me  |
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"Oh how the other half live! La-de-dar!
Tell ya what...there was a shed load of posh cars with fancy flags and chauffeurs waiting outside...Southerner's tax £ at work eh? "
Totally outrageous! I'm so outraged (in fact) I'm off to bed.  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.
Welcome to London.
Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!"  "
Excuuuuuuuussse me...I do not screech!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.
Welcome to London.
Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!" "
I did see some ne'er do wells shuffling about. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration"
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?  |
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"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.
Welcome to London.
Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!"
Excuuuuuuuussse me...I do not screech! "
Your York colleague recorded you
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.
Welcome to London.
Thanks Mr P...darn sarf on a course, bloody knackered after op4F last night and 3 hours kip...I may well have walked in front of you on several occasions tonight - if you knock over a blonde in a flasher mac, it's likely me "
I'll look out for you. I haven't killed anyone in this job ......... Yet. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.
Welcome to London.
Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!"
I did see some ne'er do wells shuffling about. "
I don't fecking shuffle either |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh? "
Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?
Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it"
Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!
I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?
Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it
Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!
I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot. "
If only it was on the West Coast line... |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.
Welcome to London.
Thanks Mr P...darn sarf on a course, bloody knackered after op4F last night and 3 hours kip...I may well have walked in front of you on several occasions tonight - if you knock over a blonde in a flasher mac, it's likely me
I'll look out for you. I haven't killed anyone in this job ......... Yet. "
Don't kill me til I've been to Iceland next month...I'll tell you what me hotel was like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.
Welcome to London.
Thanks Mr P...darn sarf on a course, bloody knackered after op4F last night and 3 hours kip...I may well have walked in front of you on several occasions tonight - if you knock over a blonde in a flasher mac, it's likely me
I'll look out for you. I haven't killed anyone in this job ......... Yet.
Don't kill me til I've been to Iceland next month...I'll tell you what me hotel was like "
Oooh , you get around don't you. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp "
I would say 'get some sleep woman' but I bet you've got plans.... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp "
You daft thing.
A good time at OP4F and a meal out with Islington's mayor and you've only been there since Sunday afternoon. OP4F for Tuesday night too?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't mention that place. Moot point.
Caz, I thought I had pointed you towards the chippy?
If I knew you were going all posh I would have sent you into Smithfield for some proper meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp "
Surely someone should have noticed that you had your frock on inside out... did you get undressed - sorry dressed - in a hurry? |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp
Surely someone should have noticed that you had your frock on inside out... did you get undressed - sorry dressed - in a hurry? "
I'll hold you responsible for not noticing I put it back on the wrong way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp
Surely someone should have noticed that you had your frock on inside out... did you get undressed - sorry dressed - in a hurry?
I'll hold you responsible for not noticing I put it back on the wrong way "
My fault? I was distracted (looking at your arse At least it wasn't stained....
What had you been doing to make you so absent minded anyway? |
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"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?
Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it
Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!
I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.
If only it was on the West Coast line... "
Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?
Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it
Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!
I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.
If only it was on the West Coast line...
Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival "
Unfortunately living 200 miles from London means I don't get down as often as I'd like. I'll be there Dec 9th and hoping Caz hasn't worn all the blokes out. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?
Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it
Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!
I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.
If only it was on the West Coast line...
Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival "
Thanks LG, unfortunately The Elders have recalled me to Arse End and I have to return on the Iron Chariot tomorrow |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?
Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it
Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!
I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.
If only it was on the West Coast line...
Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival
Unfortunately living 200 miles from London means I don't get down as often as I'd like. I'll be there Dec 9th and hoping Caz hasn't worn all the blokes out."
I'm sure 3 weeks should just about be sufficient for London men to recover from my visit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington
Buggeration
Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?
Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it
Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!
I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.
If only it was on the West Coast line...
Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival
Unfortunately living 200 miles from London means I don't get down as often as I'd like. I'll be there Dec 9th and hoping Caz hasn't worn all the blokes out.
I'm sure 3 weeks should just about be sufficient for London men to recover from my visit "
I think 3 weeks should be enough - in fact, I am almost walking normally again already
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