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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never a better word spoken if I were not over a couple of thousand miles away I would help you out with that dilemma and those Jim jams would be getting ripped clean off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have to get up tomorrow for work and I'm sat here in my jammies on my own!
It's suddenly dawned on me I could be shagging, what a twat."
What a twat!
Damn you, why are you so far away - I could be shagging you |
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"Sometimes I actually prefer to be on my own. Me time can be good "
I've lived the single life for many, many years. Hence forgetting I could be shagging a lovely because I'm so used to my own company.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't have to get up tomorrow for work and I'm sat here in my jammies on my own!
It's suddenly dawned on me I could be shagging, what a twat."
Is that someone on here 'what a twat' ??
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"Sometimes I actually prefer to be on my own. Me time can be good
I've lived the single life for many, many years. Hence forgetting I could be shagging a lovely because I'm so used to my own company.
Now, someone, bring me a man."
...on a platter. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"You've mentioned flake and shagging and I've just had a shower. Wish you'd said that half an hour ago  "
Steve, just say you had a wank, we all know your shower is an euphemism  |
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