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By *eavenNhell OP Couple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

MESSAGE FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT- good morning minions , So we're bored of ebola now so time for our next scare mongering tactic. ermmm DUCK FLU!! that's right we're gonna kill ducks cos ermm they have weird feet n that and ermm yeah people in other countries are still chopping heads off so ooooh I see a recession coming cos its stopping people buying cars and bread and frozen dvds n stuff. Have a nice Xmas try not to freeze to death it looks bad on me. dave

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Are you saying that poor farmer having all his stock slaughtered is a government tactic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6000 ducks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it spreads to turkeys XMAS will be fucked

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"6000 ducks

The poor people it must be heart breaking.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

channel 4 now..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"channel 4 now.."

They don't do channel 4 In Togo, maybe back in merstham wish I was back now, Reigate a decent night out aswell.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"channel 4 now..

They don't do channel 4 In Togo, maybe back in merstham wish I was back now, Reigate a decent night out aswell."

I player thingie..?

it has some nice places yes..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it spreads to turkeys XMAS will be fucked"

I can live without turkey for christmas

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By *issyyourbadWoman over a year ago

Dorset

Bird flu isn't a joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bird flu isn't a joke "

Duck flu is tho.

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By *et a roomCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Are you saying that poor farmer having all his stock slaughtered is a government tactic? "

Poor farmer? Sod him! I feel sorry for the ducks. Fancy being stuck in a shit hole, with 6000 of your pals, and no room to move. Until they drag you out and murder you. Nice

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

"If it spreads to turkeys XMAS will be fucked

I can live without turkey for christmas"

But can you live without Christmas Quackers?

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By *carineMan over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

I will start flapping if anyone sneexes near me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swine flu, bird flu, duck flu, Ebola, HIV, drug resistant tuberculosis,mrsa.

It's enough to make you think somebody wants rid of us!

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