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They're a funny lot, the Chinese!
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Just been browsing on the Bay of E for Xmas tat to buy for the nieces and nephews.
So I typed 'Xmas Gift' - vague, I know - into the search bar as I've bugger all idea what to buy them!
Now it seems that some of these Chinese online sellers have come up with a genius marketing idea for their wares and are looking to cover all bases when it comes to potential xmas gifts
It's pure rocket science!
Simply put the words 'Xmas Gift' at the end of every friggin listing for every friggin item you sell!
So far in amongst the gazillion 'Frozen' bits and snowflake earrings I've come across the following - all with the words 'Xmas Gift' in the title:
A 4 camera outdoor CCTV system.
A peephole, crotchless, red skimpy one piece pice of cheap tat lingerie.
An eye hole designed acne/pimple/blackhead remover.
A Princess Diana gold plated commemorative coin.
20 'festive' toy spiders.
A 3000 lumens HD 3D home theatre LED Digital TV projector.
and
A Corby trouser press.
Still no fucking idea what I'm gonna buy them! 
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"why not ask their parents what they like? cant be too hard surely
 This is what I've had to do for mine this year. "
Too easy. I like a challenge!
Besides - some of them are spoiled little shits that have everything. So their parents would be no bloody help at all!
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"why not ask their parents what they like? cant be too hard surely
This is what I've had to do for mine this year. "
Sound advice! Better to get them something they would like or need than something that will put in a drawer and forgotten about |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"How old are they obi? "
Between 7 and 17. Both sexes.
It's not a question of buying something serious, or that they want.
Xmas is a time for buying daft stuff that people would never have thought of buying themselves!
Hence I've bought Fox a new pair of washing up gloves!  
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"How old are they obi?
Between 7 and 17. Both sexes.
It's not a question of buying something serious, or that they want.
Xmas is a time for buying daft stuff that people would never have thought of buying themselves!
Hence I've bought Fox a new pair of washing up gloves!
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You not got a Hawkins Bazaar near you? Full of really good, fun but cheap shit. Excellent for presents for people you don't really care about. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I've seen some tool thing that you attach your mobile on for selfies, maybe good for the teenagers?
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The extendable pole with the clip on the end?
Yeah - seen that!
I'm sure a few guys on here use those for their knob shots! Helps get a good angle! 
*allegedly! 
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