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Worst thing about having a poo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cat sitting at your feet staring at you
Our new kitten was hooking it's paw under the door causing an amusing distraction this morning.  "
They have no toilet etiquette cats  |
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""An experienced woman is like a warm toilet seat....it's nice when you're on it, but you're always worried about who was there before you...""
A sexually experienced man is like a sloppy turd. Sit's there looking soft and you can smell him a mile off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""An experienced woman is like a warm toilet seat....it's nice when you're on it, but you're always worried about who was there before you..."
A sexually experienced man is like a sloppy turd. Sit's there looking soft and you can smell him a mile off."
That's a good'un!  |
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Having a nervous dump at work...
The toilets are fixed to the wall. Unfortunately the wall it's bolted to is a false wall made of mdf. Every time you move the toilet moves and the wall creaks... Every time you go, you expect to end up on the floor in a puddle of poo and pee... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In public loos where someone has set the auto timer to 'long enough to have them scratching around in the dark' OR
as I discovered to my peril and as someone who is colour blind; toilets with UV lights. Now that really fucks up your 'am I wiped or not' senses!
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By (user no longer on site)
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""An experienced woman is like a warm toilet seat....it's nice when you're on it, but you're always worried about who was there before you..."
A sexually experienced man is like a sloppy turd. Sit's there looking soft and you can smell him a mile off."
you should publish a book of your sayings - id buy it would make me smile |
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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago
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"A cat sitting at your feet staring at you "
Mine used to jump up on my lap for a cuddle 
Now my dog follows me into the loo and insists on sitting with his bum pushed against the pedestal of the loo and his head between my knees  |
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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago
your imagination |
I had a go on a Geberit automated shunky last week , sit down , drop anchor , press the button , washed with warm water and blow dried ! No contact with ones own arse , ace though a bit paranoia inducing as to whether the jobs a good un , wiped anyway just to be sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a go on a Geberit automated shunky last week , sit down , drop anchor , press the button , washed with warm water and blow dried ! No contact with ones own arse , ace though a bit paranoia inducing as to whether the jobs a good un , wiped anyway just to be sure "
We have some toilets like this at work I used it on a patient once, the poo ended up dried and cemented to his bum hole! We had to then scrub this poor mans bottom to get the concrete poo off him! Never again |
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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago
your imagination |
"I had a go on a Geberit automated shunky last week , sit down , drop anchor , press the button , washed with warm water and blow dried ! No contact with ones own arse , ace though a bit paranoia inducing as to whether the jobs a good un , wiped anyway just to be sure
We have some toilets like this at work I used it on a patient once, the poo ended up dried and cemented to his bum hole! We had to then scrub this poor mans bottom to get the concrete poo off him! Never again "
Oohh ! Not ideal !
I faired rather better though I wouldn't fork out £4k for one , that's a lot of paper  |
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