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Favourite Blackadder quotes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you OP . . Epic thread idea. I'll be all other this like a rash . . Right . . Lets start with ' she drags me all the way across town to play about the weakest practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his knob out at Hampton Court, and stood at the end of the aisle pretending to be a door' |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
A plan so cunning you can hang a tail on it and call it a weasel.
My life is strewn with cowpats from the devils own Satanic herds!
Blackadder: I thought it was common maritime practise to have a crew.
Rum: Well, opinion on the matter is divided m'Lord. All the other captains say it is. I say it isn't.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Wellington: The men had a whip-round and got you this. Well, what I mean is I had the men roundly whipped until they got you this. It's a cigarillo case engraved with the regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.
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over a year ago
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I don't want to be pedantic Percy, but the colour of gold is gold, that's why it's called gold . What you have discovered, if indeed it has a name, is some . . . Green ! |
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A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally,I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock send a stack of french porn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A plan so cunning you can hang a tail on it and call it a weasel.
My life is strewn with cowpats from the devils own Satanic herds!
Blackadder: I thought it was common maritime practise to have a crew.
Rum: Well, opinion on the matter is divided m'Lord. All the other captains say it is. I say it isn't.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sausage? Sausage?!!
A plan as cunning as a fox who has just been made professor of cunning at oxford?
The flanders pigeon murderer
Baaaaaaaaa.
Ah cappuccino. |
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over a year ago
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Are you looking forward to the big push?
No sir, I'm absolutely terrified.
The healthy humor of the honest tommy. Don't worry my boy, if you should falter, remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
About thirty-five miles behind you.
How true!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would it be possible for you to pause in between the words 'aim' and 'fire' ? For about 30 years ? Ah now that's the trouble sir . . I tend to let it all out at once. . READYAIMFIRE ! You see sir ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you looking forward to the big push?
No sir, I'm absolutely terrified.
The healthy humor of the honest tommy. Don't worry my boy, if you should falter, remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
About thirty-five miles behind you.
How true!
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My favourite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wicked child ! Don't call me aunty ! Aunt is a relative and relatives are evidence of sex. Hardly a subject fit for the dinner table. . Or indeed any table. Except for the table in a brothel ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Given my ordeal sir I wonder if I might be allowed a week's leave ? Well your commanding officer would have to be stark raving mad to refuse you. But you are my commanding officer sir. Exactly ! In that case may i have week's leave sir ? CERTAINLY NOT ! Thank you sir . BHAAAA ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now look, I might be as thick as a whale omelette , but isn't it going to be a bit tricky for me to patronise Doctor Johnson's book if you've burnt it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would these be the secret battle plans that include the complete slaughter of the entire british army apart from Lord Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise Alan ? |
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Queeny: How could you be sure it was not Nursie?
Edmund: Because, My Lady, Ludwig was a master of disguise, whereas Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with a udder fixation. |
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A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn. |
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Flash: Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
George: How do you mean, sir, take her at home on weekends to meet your mother?
Flash: No. I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!! |
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"Flash: Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
George: How do you mean, sir, take her at home on weekends to meet your mother?
Flash: No. I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!!"
Loved Flash and Rik Mayall 
"We're in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun" |
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