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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let us assume that the Universe is infinite. Let us also assume that God exists and he is also infinite.
Given this scenario, would anyone like a ham and cheese toasted sandwich? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Let us assume that the Universe is infinite. Let us also assume that God exists and he is also infinite.
Given this scenario, would anyone like a ham and cheese toasted sandwich?"
What cheese have you got? |
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By *rcher XMan
over a year ago
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You need to remember that perception is a very subjective experience.
A room full of people may be able to point to the yellow ball but the colour each one actually sees might be very different but they were just told as a child that the colour they saw was called yellow so they call it yellow.
Then there are those who are blessed or cursed with tetrachromacy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to remember that perception is a very subjective experience.
A room full of people may be able to point to the yellow ball but the colour each one actually sees might be very different but they were just told as a child that the colour they saw was called yellow so they call it yellow.
Then there are those who are blessed or cursed with tetrachromacy."
but would those tetrachromatic sufferers like a crumpet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am calorie counting so no thanks
Im trying to get as many in as possible with honey roasted cashews and Baileys,cheese and ham toastie will slow me down   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish people wouldn't assume so much. I hate toasted ham and cheese!
ah so you're a toasted teacake man!"
'scuse me! 
Do men have huge tits like me? Actually,don't answer that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something else I must ask all of you...
Would anybody like any toast?
Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products..."
but it is my raison d'etre!! I toast...therefore I am. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something else I must ask all of you...
Would anybody like any toast?
Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products...
but it is my raison d'etre!! I toast...therefore I am."
haha
shut your grill. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something else I must ask all of you...
Would anybody like any toast?
Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products...
but it is my raison d'etre!! I toast...therefore I am.
haha
shut your grill."
what; you think just because I'm a toaster I'm tone deaf?
(Ahem) Fly me to the moon and let me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something else I must ask all of you...
Would anybody like any toast?
Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products...
but it is my raison d'etre!! I toast...therefore I am.
haha
shut your grill.
what; you think just because I'm a toaster I'm tone deaf?
(Ahem) Fly me to the moon and let me..."
...play among the stars. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You watching this now? I am.
would you like a toasted teacake?
hehehe ffs, i'll not ask again, can see why Lister committed toasticide."
Involving me; Lister and a ten pound lump hammer?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes please my last meal before i strap a bomb to myself and use said god reality as a lame excuse to kill a few people for no other reason than a misguided view he will love me for it and supply me lots of unsullied girls to pleasure my every need! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes please my last meal before i strap a bomb to myself and use said god reality as a lame excuse to kill a few people for no other reason than a misguided view he will love me for it and supply me lots of unsullied girls to pleasure my every need!"
unfortunately for you, the God in question is Cthulhu.
Also; it's 'a thousand virgins'...nowhere does it say they are girls.
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I seriously need to know which god you're saying is infinite , the ham in the sandwich could be more detrimental to my infinite happiness than just it's overly salty processing , then there's the added sugar and gluten in the bread and as for cheese
What are you the devil xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes please my last meal before i strap a bomb to myself and use said god reality as a lame excuse to kill a few people for no other reason than a misguided view he will love me for it and supply me lots of unsullied girls to pleasure my every need!"
All he was offering was a toasted sandwich. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes please my last meal before i strap a bomb to myself and use said god reality as a lame excuse to kill a few people for no other reason than a misguided view he will love me for it and supply me lots of unsullied girls to pleasure my every need!
unfortunately for you, the God in question is Cthulhu.
Also; it's 'a thousand virgins'...nowhere does it say they are girls.
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He may be talking about a different God and his own version of the afterlife  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes please my last meal before i strap a bomb to myself and use said god reality as a lame excuse to kill a few people for no other reason than a misguided view he will love me for it and supply me lots of unsullied girls to pleasure my every need!
unfortunately for you, the God in question is Cthulhu.
Also; it's 'a thousand virgins'...nowhere does it say they are girls.
He may be talking about a different God and his own version of the afterlife "
Yes...silicon heaven |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I seriously need to know which god you're saying is infinite , the ham in the sandwich could be more detrimental to my infinite happiness than just it's overly salty processing , then there's the added sugar and gluten in the bread and as for cheese
What are you the devil xxx "
from now on called the death butty |
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