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over a year ago
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...
Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.  "
I knew it had to be something really classy. 
OP... you only live once.....  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting. "
Nooooooo!
There was something on the forum earlier this week I haven't looked up in case it was something like this.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...
Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.
I knew it had to be something really classy.
OP... you only live once..... "
I think not
One prefers peace and solitude whilst enthroned  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...
Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.
I knew it had to be something really classy.
OP... you only live once.....
I think not
One prefers peace and solitude whilst enthroned "
Doesn't the dog follow you? My old cat used to like to sit looking up at me. It was really intimidating.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...
Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.
I knew it had to be something really classy.
OP... you only live once.....
I think not
One prefers peace and solitude whilst enthroned
Doesn't the dog follow you? My old cat used to like to sit looking up at me. It was really intimidating.
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He does if I am not quick enough to shut the door  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs  That would include snot as well surely?  "
and tears - and who holds the hair back out of the way - this is too complex |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting. "
Succinct. Thank you (well, for the information rather than the concept!). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs That would include snot as well surely?
and tears - and who holds the hair back out of the way - this is too complex "
If the dumper clamps their thighs around the sucker's head, that might work.
Try Googling Images.
Or ask the OP for tips.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.
Succinct. Thank you (well, for the information rather than the concept!)."
I read succinct as suck sphinct.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...
Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.
I knew it had to be something really classy.
OP... you only live once.....
I think not
One prefers peace and solitude whilst enthroned "
They won't be able to say much with their mouth full.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs That would include snot as well surely?
and tears - and who holds the hair back out of the way - this is too complex don't forget cock snot too, if the said person completes the task. "
my belly flipped -  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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who the hell thinks up the names for these things i keep learning about - they need to stop - if it has no name the info cant be looked up and passed on - |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"who the hell thinks up the names for these things i keep learning about - they need to stop - if it has no name the info cant be looked up and passed on - "
It's because it gets too confusing when everyone says lets do that thing.
I can't find the name of the other thing that was posted recently. Something about Star Trek creature, I think.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting. "
Well there's an offer you can't refuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting. "
Shitting where?!  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.
Shitting where?! "
On the toilet, glass table, a Tiffany Box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.
Shitting where?! "
Imagine a lavatory,there's a man sitting on it....the rest is self explanatory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping 
glass topped table..?
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i have a phobia about glass tables - you have just increased it tenfold |
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"I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping
glass topped table..?
i have a phobia about glass tables - you have just increased it tenfold "
its only an issue if you happen to be underneath one..
and someone decides to, well you know..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips" 
I second this motion 
I'm taking imodium.
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dont think you will need it - if this carries on any food in you will be upchucked - not even going to reach the intestinal tubing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.
Shitting where?!
Imagine a lavatory,there's a man sitting on it....the rest is self explanatory "
I thought it meant shitting on the person |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shame really, blumpkin is quite a cute name. Can't use it for anything now. Imagine standing at the front door shouting "Blumpkin! Here Blumpkin! '"
Hysterical |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"
I second this motion
I turd it 
I just laughed then coughed so much my heart is now pounding in my ears.thanks "
Me too!! You guys are a tonic xx |
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"Shame really, blumpkin is quite a cute name. Can't use it for anything now. Imagine standing at the front door shouting "Blumpkin! Here Blumpkin! '
Hysterical "
my brother in law used to have two cats - pussy and minge - was ok until he had a daughter who used to tell school,, friends etc - he will laugh if i told him this pmsl |
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