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over a year ago
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...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.
what's yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Descartes - that takes me back almost 20 years to my uni days...
My philosophy is "if you set your expectations low, you're rarely if ever disappointed""
Google was no help. What is descartes ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got it!!!
Its a transportation and supply chain management company which provides solutions for the logistics industry.
Or a dead French bloke.
Think im gonna go with the dead French bloke 
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do you often go with dead french blokes?!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yep, dead french bloke.
In a nutshell he said we could prove the existence of ourselves, the universe and God from our own thinking.
In later life he went mad believing he was the square root of minus one. |
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After a brief and unfruitful flirtation with Nietzsche, i've moved on and now follow the teachings of Cesar Millan.
"a dog lives in the moment" is his most famous tenet.
The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.
So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After a brief and unfruitful flirtation with Nietzsche, i've moved on and now follow the teachings of Cesar Millan.
"a dog lives in the moment" is his most famous tenet.
The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.
So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.
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hitler flirted with him to...and looked what happened.
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"After a brief and unfruitful flirtation with Nietzsche, i've moved on and now follow the teachings of Cesar Millan.
"a dog lives in the moment" is his most famous tenet.
The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.
So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.
hitler flirted with him to...and looked what happened.
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Cesar Millan? Now that would explain a LOT! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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hitler flirted with him to...and looked what happened.
Cesar Millan? Now that would explain a LOT!"
there was no inferrence that you flirted with a can of dog food |
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hitler flirted with him to...and looked what happened.
Cesar Millan? Now that would explain a LOT!
there was no inferrence that you flirted with a can of dog food"
Neither was there inferrence that i didnt though.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to drink with Decartes. I said to him once shall I get you your usual.
He answered. I THINK NOT
I turned around and he'd disappeard !!"
ahhhhhhhhh hahaha....i wouldnt think much of that myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to drink with Decartes. I said to him once shall I get you your usual.
He answered. I THINK NOT
I turned around and he'd disappeard !!"
Brilliant! |
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"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons, or erm, dogs... I think.. erm.... I'm confoosed now???? "
oooh, that reminds me of one very hillarious eddie izzard gag where he did a rendition of pavlovs cats....the unknown experiment
rang bell....cat looked at me with disdain |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.
what's yours?"
Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body |
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"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons, or erm, dogs... I think.. erm.... I'm confoosed now???? "
You'd love my 'I saved schroedingers cat' t-shirt... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.
what's yours?
Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body"
that's it?! no more info?!!!!
get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.
what's yours?
Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body
that's it?! no more info?!!!!
get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!"
something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ...;-) |
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"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.
what's yours?
Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body
that's it?! no more info?!!!!
get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!
something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ...;-)"
so relieved it doesn't say "No entry". |
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The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.
So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.
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yeah i think your right i have seen a few people doing that in clubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.
what's yours?
Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body
that's it?! no more info?!!!!
get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!
something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ...;-)
so relieved it doesn't say "No entry"."
lets just say.. it for the err... more discerning members |
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The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.
So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.
yeah i think your right i have seen a few people doing that in clubs "
And clubs are often full of dogs.
Makes you think, doesnt it?
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The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.
So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.
yeah i think your right i have seen a few people doing that in clubs
And clubs are often full of dogs.
Makes you think, doesnt it?
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makes me think (where are these clubs~) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that could be a descartes quote, I drink therefore i throw up on your shoes.
Ella has expressly forbidden me from writing the following so i take full responsibilty for the crap pun
Descartes is in de garage ....
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sorry i am sure i will be punished
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.
what's yours?
Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body
that's it?! no more info?!!!!
get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!
something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ...;-)"
the french version or the latin? |
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"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons
Only if you open the box"
Do we put the bell inside the box, or leave it on the outside?
This is getting tricky.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"that could be a descartes quote, I drink therefore i throw up on your shoes.
Ella has expressly forbidden me from writing the following so i take full responsibilty for the crap pun
Descartes is in de garage ....
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sorry i am sure i will be punished
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my favourite pun was an advert for classic fm on the rear of busses.....it read "da back of debussy"
i just hijacked my own thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just hijacked my own thread "
i was just commenting to Ella "the light hearted threads are more difficult to hijack."
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does that count as a quote?
and is it a bit vain to quote yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i just hijacked my own thread
i was just commenting to Ella "the light hearted threads are more difficult to hijack."
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does that count as a quote?
and is it a bit vain to quote yourself?"
yes, but perhaps not a philosophical one.... and not at all....carry on!  |
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"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons
Only if you open the box
Do we put the bell inside the box, or leave it on the outside?
This is getting tricky.
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only if Dick Dastardly wants to catch the pigeon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just hijacked my own thread
i was just commenting to Ella "the light hearted threads are more difficult to hijack."
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does that count as a quote?
and is it a bit vain to quote yourself?
yes, but perhaps not a philosophical one.... and not at all....carry on! "
to continue the now hijacked thread my favorite quote is
"the palace of glorious wisdom is on the path of excess"
i thought it was a pearl of wisdom from a friend and was very sad when i read it in the qi book of the dead  |
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