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Annoying things people say

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

I hate all the stupid names they give food in places like that, and being looked at like am daft for asking for chips and a burger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'can I get a coffee' no you can't you moron . . That's what the staff serving you do !

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

As Alph said 'Can I get'.

The Aussie cricket team started saying when asked a question 'Look' and then following that up with the rest of their answer.

Thing is, your listening to them, unless lip reading them. You dont need to say 'Look' just say you bowled well or whatever.

Now, other people are starting to do it, the pricks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that."

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes.

On the Fries/Chips theme add Mayo instead of Mayonnaise.

24/7,, arggh.

"I'll be there in ten ", ten what, dancing maggots?.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I hate is when people say card shark instead of card sharp. I don't know why but it grates.

I also don't like it when people say no when I want to hear a yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Starting every sentence with 'so'. Gets on my nerves

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"'can I get a coffee' no you can't you moron . . That's what the staff serving you do ! "

Plus you really need to state wht kind. Unless like me as a regular to costa I don't ask anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate it when people say "I turned around and said" or "they turned around and said"

When actually no fucker turned around at all, they both stood there talking to each other!

Stupid fucks

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that."

What really kettles my swede is when you ask for "Just a Cheeseburger please" and they ask if you would like fries with it

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

warrington

I hate the phrase "swear down" when people are trying to convince you that something is true. Admittedly it's mainly teenagers that I hear saying it, but I will want to give them a slap when I hear it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Starting every sentence with 'so'. Gets on my nerves "

my 13 year old says like randomly that's annoys me,

so like i was walking down the street and like she said to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk "

I just realised read the start post and I got that the wrong way round,, they are chips.

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

would, could, should of, instead of have

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

What really kettles my swede is when you ask for "Just a Cheeseburger please" and they ask if you would like fries with it

KFC the muthafuckers are bad for that.

Me: Can I JUST have a whatever.

KFC: Do you wanna add so n so for 99p

Wankers.

The thing they are trying to push is on the menu for 99p

I fully understand that the window staff are told to say this by their manager. They are told by their manager and so on. Im blaming Colnel sanders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People round here say

why you doing that for?

That's really grinds me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can you work late today?". Annoys the fuck out of me especially on a Friday!!!!

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

Erroneous use of a double negative as in "I didn't say nothing"

Ok, so what did you say then, if you didn't say nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being asked if I want cheese on my quarter pounder with cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk

I just realised read the start post and I got that the wrong way round,, they are chips.

I know they are chips but they are called fries for a reason. Saying chips at a mcdonalds is like walking into a chip shop asking for fries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AT THE END OF THE DAY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And on here

....

Soo ... What you in to

FUCK ORF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get?? It's not self service

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

Badmington

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"'can I get a coffee' no you can't you moron . . That's what the staff serving you do !

Plus you really need to state wht kind. Unless like me as a regular to costa I don't ask anymore. "

I just want a fucking coffee, I dont know what all the other things are.

Frappe's. Latte. Cappucino's. espresso. americano and so on.

'I dont know, the closest one to like its just come out the kettle please'

Then you have to work out what size and if you want some squash in it.

Shit I only came in for a coffee.

Ive turned into my Dad

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

any stamps or top up?? grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk

I just realised read the start post and I got that the wrong way round,, they are chips.

I know they are chips but they are called fries for a reason. Saying chips at a mcdonalds is like walking into a chip shop asking for fries"

yeah they are called fries because it's an American company but I'm still not American

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that."

I hate it when the attendant asks is that medium and then says, with grrr

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk

I just realised read the start post and I got that the wrong way round,, they are chips.

I know they are chips but they are called fries for a reason. Saying chips at a mcdonalds is like walking into a chip shop asking for fries"

Fish and Fries

They are French fries, leave them there.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Visitors that come round and ask if they can borrow ya toilet, why, where the fuck are they taking it

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By *errygTV/TS over a year ago

denton

a man at work ends every sentance ; do you know what i mean; a woman in local shop ends every sentance with sweetheart, she is also adressing the public they could be a wife beater, thief etc, thats right is another saying, end of the day, kind of thing, are others

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've heard people say some annoying things at work like "can I have a " or "can I have a popcorn" without saying a specific size.

I also hate when people ask for tickets off me when I'm not on a till. They can't expect to magically shit tickets out my ass can't they

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have slutdonalds sorted. . I order a regular size take away big mac meal and a with no ice. I never get any options offered me then

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By *moke itMan over a year ago

Bristol

Is it in yet

bugs me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk

I just realised read the start post and I got that the wrong way round,, they are chips.

I know they are chips but they are called fries for a reason. Saying chips at a mcdonalds is like walking into a chip shop asking for fries

Fish and Fries

They are French fries, leave them there."

It's chips all the way. Where it really gets confusing is that crisps are chips in America. So what are crisps in America?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like when I order a . I defy and man to say. Ice and a slice without sounding gay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The phrase 'moving forward'. I hate it so much, and find its often said by arsehole managers.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk

I just realised read the start post and I got that the wrong way round,, they are chips.

I know they are chips but they are called fries for a reason. Saying chips at a mcdonalds is like walking into a chip shop asking for fries

Fish and Fries

They are French fries, leave them there.

It's chips all the way. Where it really gets confusing is that crisps are chips in America. So what are crisps in America?"

I dont know but what I do know is Im not going there. You'd spend two weeks going round in circles

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

Amyl nitrate, when they're talking about amyl nitrite

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By *errygTV/TS over a year ago

denton

mac donalds go large is a scam, 30p extra for a few more fries, and a watery , poss costs them 5p but if they sell thousands more a lot of extra profit, but i doubt if the staff get a bonus as well or do they

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The phrase 'moving forward'. I hate it so much, and find its often said by arsehole managers. "
Or. " it won't happen overnight " which means. It's never gonna fuckin happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but fries to me are the thin fried potato strips.. a 'chip' to me is a chunky potato strip thats fried

so walking into maccys n ordering fries is correct.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get this for wierd. . I work for a company in yorks and they all say '7 while 5' when talking about what hours someone is going to be working . Very odd ! Oh and i think it's brummies that don't know the difference between borrow and lend ! . . And finally. . Some folks say blackmail when in fact they mean bribery ! TSK

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"The phrase 'moving forward'. I hate it so much, and find its often said by arsehole managers. "

If your talking Football managers they get me with:

'Football Club'. They used to just say 'Club' but someone started saying 'Football Club' and now they all follow suit like sheep. I know its a fucking football club, what else would it be?

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

Islamophobia - no fucking thing. A phobia is an irrational fear. I'd say it's entirely rational to be afraid of a bunch of extremists who want to chop your head off or bomb your city

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"AT THE END OF THE DAY"

I d love to get to the end of this day cos everything is perfect

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

"She like, literally blew up" - no she didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"but fries to me are the thin fried potato strips.. a 'chip' to me is a chunky potato strip thats fried

so walking into maccys n ordering fries is correct. "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"AT THE END OF THE DAY

I d love to get to the end of this day cos everything is perfect

"
Or in the morning. Cause I always got told. Everything will be better in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"AT THE END OF THE DAY

I d love to get to the end of this day cos everything is perfect

"
to be honest with you. . . And 'can i ask you a question' that is a question you silly fuck . . Don't ask someone if you can say something . . Unless you're in the army talking to a senior officer ! Twat !

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

"AT THE END OF THE DAY

I d love to get to the end of this day cos everything is perfect

to be honest with you. . . And 'can i ask you a question' that is a question you silly fuck . . Don't ask someone if you can say something . . Unless you're in the army talking to a senior officer ! Twat ! "

These

I normally answer;

1) "do you usually lie then?"

2) "Yes" , then wait while they figure it out

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By *picyspiregirlCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

In the Olympics commentators and atheletes were saying that they expected someone to meddle in an event. I kept expecting to see someone interfering in the events!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about 'utilise' . . People who say that are trying to sound clever . . When in fact they sound like David Brent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a large meal ? No you fuck ,if I want a large meal I'll say so grrrr

Every bloody time with out fail

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The phrase 'moving forward'. I hate it so much, and find its often said by arsehole managers. Or. " it won't happen overnight " which means. It's never gonna fuckin happen "

I see you're thinking outside the box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'i'm not being funny but' what that means is you're going to say something cunty but don't want it to cause offence . . . Odd !

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"'i'm not being funny but' what that means is you're going to say something cunty but don't want it to cause offence . . . Odd ! "

Yeah like its some kind of cree.

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By *riskygazMan over a year ago

birmingham

Hello (PEEPS)I don't know why, but F**k! that annoys me.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

With all due respect, it's a game of two halves, and at the end one team will be over the moon and the other will be sick as parrots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate when people say "no offence" then say something offensive haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and 'at the end of the day' really annoys the shit out of me haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"I hate it when people say "I turned around and said" or "they turned around and said"

When actually no fucker turned around at all, they both stood there talking to each other!

That's my dislike too. I get concerned in case there was dizziness with all the spinning going on.

Stupid fucks"

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

been, when they mean being as in "been as we're here..."

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People who say 'less' when it should be 'fewer'.

Yes, I'm a pedant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dressing gownd - god that winds me up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

birminam (usually londeners). Its BIRMINGHAM ffs!!!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

People who say, 'I'm doing my upmost' instead of 'uTmost'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The phrase 'oh my days'...

Don't know where it came from or what it wants but it can shite right off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It annoys me when people can't pronounce names of movies. I've had people say conJURing instead of saying conjuring.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Can I just use this thread to go 'arggghhhh!!!!'

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"'can I get a coffee' no you can't you moron . . That's what the staff serving you do !

Plus you really need to state wht kind. Unless like me as a regular to costa I don't ask anymore.

I just want a fucking coffee, I dont know what all the other things are.

Frappe's. Latte. Cappucino's. espresso. americano and so on.

'I dont know, the closest one to like its just come out the kettle please'

Then you have to work out what size and if you want some squash in it.

Shit I only came in for a coffee.

Ive turned into my Dad

I would suggest you don't use coffee shops then lol

Flat white for future reference.

Coffee shops Don't do straight from kettle instant shite lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a small coffee

I'm sorry sir we only sell blah blah blah sizes.

Which one of those is the smallest? That by default is a small one, I want that one!

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

"People who say 'less' when it should be 'fewer'.

Yes, I'm a pedant. "

I always notice it, but let it pass, along with who/whom errors. However it irritates me when BBC newscasters/reporters etc get it wrong.

Oh, and when people say ectcetra

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

People who claim they have OCD just because they're doing a job properly... polish some shelves and move any items off to clean it - "Sorry, I have OCD".

Erm, no, you're just cleaning properly for once.

- Amy. x

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By *ediceTV/TS over a year ago

Wrexham

"Loose" when you mean "Lose".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Islamophobia - no fucking thing. A phobia is an irrational fear. I'd say it's entirely rational to be afraid of a bunch of extremists who want to chop your head off or bomb your city"

Wow. Thanks for that. I wasn't aware I was an extremist or I wanted to bomb anyone's city.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that."

you have a long life ahead of you, full of disappointment ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got a few more now:

"It's a mindfield" instead of minefield.

"ect" for etc.

The one that really shreds my nerves is hearing the letter h pronounced haitch instead of aitch.

That's it. For now.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

the load of old bollocks that the coffee companies use to describe small, medium or large..

its just that and not fecking grande or some other such shite..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a few more now:

"It's a mindfield" instead of minefield.

"ect" for etc.

The one that really shreds my nerves is hearing the letter h pronounced haitch instead of aitch.

That's it. For now.

oooh the H thing annoys me too!

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

"Islamophobia - no fucking thing. A phobia is an irrational fear. I'd say it's entirely rational to be afraid of a bunch of extremists who want to chop your head off or bomb your city

Wow. Thanks for that. I wasn't aware I was an extremist or I wanted to bomb anyone's city."

I never said that you, specifically, were (you aren't part of IS or Boko Harem are you?). But thanks for putting my mind at rest, I'll know not to irrationally fear you doing those things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hearing someone taking a message ask "what was your name?" Was???!!

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

split infinitives, like wot I just did in my last post :D

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I was in a supermarket once and the man on the till said 'did you have a good weekend?' I found this very intrusive so said 'why are you asking?' and he looked really sheepish and said 'I don't know - I've just been told to say it'

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By *mmabluTV/TS over a year ago

upton wirral

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk "
They are not chips as I have never had a chip that looks or tastes like that from my local chippy.

It would be an insult to a British chippy if they were called chips.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I see a face pic?"

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I hate the whole 'dance' in certain restaurants and coffee shops whereby, I have to look at a menu and then order, pretending I speak Italian, to a waiter or waitress who also doesn't speak Italian, but has to pretend that she does.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Can I see a face pic?"

No!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Islamophobia - no fucking thing. A phobia is an irrational fear. I'd say it's entirely rational to be afraid of a bunch of extremists who want to chop your head off or bomb your city

Wow. Thanks for that. I wasn't aware I was an extremist or I wanted to bomb anyone's city.

I never said that you, specifically, were (you aren't part of IS or Boko Harem are you?). But thanks for putting my mind at rest, I'll know not to irrationally fear you doing those things

But 'islamophobia' means 'fear of Islam'...not 'fear of extremist branches of Islam'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who say 'pacifically' when they mean 'specifically'.

People who say 'expresso' when they mean 'espresso'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Telly, its a fucking television. Worse is everyone bloody says it

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Telly, its a fucking television. Worse is everyone bloody says it

"
I don't, can't on here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Innit and ain't it in fact most slang in general

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Telly, its a fucking television. Worse is everyone bloody says it

"
are you sure they weren't talking about telly savalas

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By *iuliettaWoman over a year ago

DEVIZES

In USA

Chips are fries

crisps are.... potato chips

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By *edscpl33Couple over a year ago

luton

People that say are instead of our

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People that put the letter S at the end of ASDA or TESCO...

"Oh I went shopping at ASDAS"

THERE IS NO BLOODY S!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After reading through all of this I've realised I'm guilty of loads of them!!

I think I'm an asshole

MrsJ

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who say 'ass' instead of 'arse'

We're not Americans!!!

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By *yrshiremischiefMan over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that."

Pretty much everything said by candidates on, 'The Apprentice'.

Highlights include, ' There's no me in team.' I was also quite taken by the woman who wanted to teach people, 'to read or write'. Why not both?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People that put the letter S at the end of ASDA or TESCO...

"Oh I went shopping at ASDAS"

THERE IS NO BLOODY S!!!!!!

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I say I'm going shopping to asdas and tescos but in the same way I say I'm going to my mums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And on here

....

Soo ... What you in to

FUCK ORF "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a few more now:

"It's a mindfield" instead of minefield.

"ect" for etc.

The one that really shreds my nerves is hearing the letter h pronounced haitch instead of aitch.

That's it. For now.

I sometimes drop my h's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that."

You'll never get 5 stars with that attitude

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By *yrshiremischiefMan over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"The phrase 'moving forward'. I hate it so much, and find its often said by arsehole managers. Or. " it won't happen overnight " which means. It's never gonna fuckin happen "

I once had a boss speak to us when the co. was re-organising, he used the 'It won't happen overnight...line, and likened it to turning a big ship around, saying it was like turning the Titanic around. He clearly hadn't heard how that ended.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"birminam (usually londeners). Its BIRMINGHAM ffs!!!!"

To be fair, it does have too many syllabubs. Londoners like places with two or fewer, such as Lon-don or Chel-sea. You know, proper Eng-lish places.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a word for an irrational fear of evolving languages?

It seems there should be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"birminam (usually londeners). Its BIRMINGHAM ffs!!!!

To be fair, it does have too many syllabubs. Londoners like places with two or fewer, such as Lon-don or Chel-sea. You know, proper Eng-lish places."

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a word for an irrational fear of evolving languages?

It seems there should be

There used to be, but some fecker went and changed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who say 'pacifically' when they mean 'specifically'.

People who say 'expresso' when they mean 'espresso'"

The first one in particular!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got an Ideal.

Worser

A bit more better.

"Savage mate"

"Quality"

Ewww.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a word for an irrational fear of evolving languages?

It seems there should be

There used to be, but some fecker went and changed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a word for an irrational fear of evolving languages?

It seems there should be

There used to be, but some fecker went and changed it

Bastards! Change scares me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything a football manager says because they all start with "Well yeah no see at the end of the day and going forward ...."

"I brought this today" ... No you bought it today.

Corporate speak gobbledegook (spelling)

The superfast 'T & C' babble at the end of money related adverts.... Just say "T & Cs apply ask for details"

"There you go!" ... where am I going?

Mission statements on Police HQ buildings.... WE know what police do so why don't the Police?

Blokes who address any woman in a chat room as 'Babe' or 'Hun' or ' Sweetie'

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman over a year ago

south yorkshire

Confusing crutch and crotch, specific and Pacific. Don't get me started on possessive apostrophes and plural form of 'lady'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusing crutch and crotch, specific and Pacific. Don't get me started on possessive apostrophes and plural form of 'lady'. "

Hey, I like Lady's crutches!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh fuck. I need to shut up then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusing crutch and crotch, specific and Pacific. Don't get me started on possessive apostrophes and plural form of 'lady'. "

Which part of the specific? ........it's just that I know south of Fiji & East of Sydney quite well!!

.......just saying, innit!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusing crutch and crotch, specific and Pacific. Don't get me started on possessive apostrophes and plural form of 'lady'.

Which part of the specific? ........it's just that I know south of Fiji & East of Sydney quite well!!

.......just saying, innit!!

South specific. Now that was a propa musical!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate is when people say card shark instead of card sharp. I don't know why but it grates.

I also don't like it when people say no when I want to hear a yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who say 'pacifically' when they mean 'specifically'.

People who say 'expresso' when they mean 'espresso'

The first one in particular!"

Ciao!

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By *yrshiremischiefMan over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"Confusing crutch and crotch, specific and Pacific. Don't get me started on possessive apostrophes and plural form of 'lady'. "

Auctioneers are insistent on 'Lady's' as a plural, it seems to them that custom and practice renders it acceptable. It isn't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confusing crutch and crotch, specific and Pacific. Don't get me started on possessive apostrophes and plural form of 'lady'.

Which part of the specific? ........it's just that I know south of Fiji & East of Sydney quite well!!

.......just saying, innit!!

South specific. Now that was a propa musical!"

Can you be a little more Pacific?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pedantic little things like

'is this your vehicle sir?'

And 'your under arrest' annoy me a bit I must admit..

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By *ornyharry39Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Innit this word does my head in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk

I just realised read the start post and I got that the wrong way round,, they are chips.

I know they are chips but they are called fries for a reason. Saying chips at a mcdonalds is like walking into a chip shop asking for fries

Fish and Fries

They are French fries, leave them there.

It's chips all the way. Where it really gets confusing is that crisps are chips in America. So what are crisps in America?"

Best crisps in the states are called Lays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get this for wierd. . I work for a company in yorks and they all say '7 while 5' when talking about what hours someone is going to be working . Very odd ! Oh and i think it's brummies that don't know the difference between borrow and lend ! . . And finally. . Some folks say blackmail when in fact they mean bribery ! TSK "

Some brummies do. After all it's better to give than to lend

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By *ukus 62Woman over a year ago

Essex

I hate it when people write

somefing or i fink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"birminam (usually londeners). Its BIRMINGHAM ffs!!!!"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Great' Britain ; - I assume that they weren't referring to sport, then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

blurrrrhhhh plop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When someone says Cant be asked when they really mean Cant be arsed

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

'Women' instead of 'woman'. I know I'm not a slender little thing but being told 'I'd love to meet a women like you' is rather offensive. Do I really look big enough to be seen as more than one?

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By *athnBobCouple over a year ago

sandwell

People who SAY "LoL" in conversation.

"lets move forward" management speak for lets gloss over my fuck up as quick as possible.

"Ownership" management speak trying to make you feel guilty for something that isn't your fault in the first place.

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple over a year ago

Bloxham

"'can I get a coffee' no you can't you moron . . That's what the staff serving you do !

Plus you really need to state wht kind. Unless like me as a regular to costa I don't ask anymore. "

Glad we not the only ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brought" instead of "bought" - 'I brought this jacket today'

Let's go to 'Tescos' or 'Asdas' rather than Tesco or Asda.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate all the stupid names they give food in places like that, and being looked at like am daft for asking for chips and a burger."

yea its CHIPS we,re not yanks

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Ooooh I just came to post something I'd seen that I hate!

'come on ladies get at me '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Brought" instead of "bought" - 'I brought this jacket today'

Let's go to 'Tescos' or 'Asdas' rather than Tesco or Asda. "

I like to go up the asdas on a tooosdi and buy a biddabeef and some coooocumber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Telly, its a fucking television. Worse is everyone bloody says it

so whats a tv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Brought" instead of "bought" - 'I brought this jacket today'

Let's go to 'Tescos' or 'Asdas' rather than Tesco or Asda. "
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Yeah I'm not sure that counts, I'm no English expert but isn't that correct as your going to a building owned by tesco so it would be tescos, just like saying I'm going to my mums or I'm going to a friends , neither are plural but your referring to their dwelling and not the person in particular.

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By *dventuroususCouple over a year ago

sunderland

"I hate is when people say card shark instead of card sharp. I don't know why but it grates.

I also don't like it when people say no when I want to hear a yes.

if its in reference to someone that is really good at cards then card shark is the correct term to use.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk

I just realised read the start post and I got that the wrong way round,, they are chips.

I know they are chips but they are called fries for a reason. Saying chips at a mcdonalds is like walking into a chip shop asking for fries

Fish and Fries

They are French fries, leave them there.

It's chips all the way. Where it really gets confusing is that crisps are chips in America. So what are crisps in America?"

A crisp in the US is like a crumble

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By *eKoopleCouple over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"I don't mean to sound racist but.."

"I don't mean to sound sexist but..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Brought" instead of "bought" - 'I brought this jacket today'

Let's go to 'Tescos' or 'Asdas' rather than Tesco or Asda.

I like to go up the asdas on a tooosdi and buy a biddabeef and some coooocumber"
gotta be Lestoh mi duck !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that."

I have a teenager and have had to learn a whole new language

ikr nuff said lol

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Think outside the box!!

What tucking box???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Starting every sentence with 'so'. Gets on my nerves

my 13 year old says like randomly that's annoys me,

so like i was walking down the street and like she said to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Starting every sentence with 'so'. Gets on my nerves

my 13 year old says like randomly that's annoys me,

so like i was walking down the street and like she said to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Brought" instead of "bought" - 'I brought this jacket today'

Let's go to 'Tescos' or 'Asdas' rather than Tesco or Asda. .

It should be Tesco's store which is shortened to Tesco's.

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By *igblackcockNgMan over a year ago

Horny guy for fun in Kent

Gash referring to a vagina

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By *dventuroususCouple over a year ago

sunderland

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that.

but they are chips, it maybe an American company but we are not American

whatever bugs the crap out of me, if you can't think of a mature come back don't talk They are not chips as I have never had a chip that looks or tastes like that from my local chippy.

It would be an insult to a British chippy if they were called chips."

We are British, any type of fried strip of potatoe is a chip, the americans call them fries, neither is wrong.

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

""I don't mean to sound racist but.."

"I don't mean to sound sexist but..."

'I don't mean to sound like a twat but ...'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I don't mean to sound racist but.."

"I don't mean to sound sexist but..."

'I don't mean to sound like a twat but ...'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gash referring to a vagina"

I hate that word Gash

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It's time to get up.

That one naffs me off every time!

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Saying 'bokkle' or 'kekkle' instead of 'bottle' or 'kettle'. What are you? Three?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate is when people say card shark instead of card sharp. I don't know why but it grates.

I also don't like it when people say no when I want to hear a yes.

if its in reference to someone that is really good at cards then card shark is the correct term to use."

Sharp is the english, shark is used by the rest of the world, both are acceptable though.

http://grammarist.com/usage/card-shark-card-sharp/

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Is it scone (skon) or scone (sk-own)? Before it's eaten it's a sk-own. After that, it's skon (it's gone).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Brought" instead of "bought" - 'I brought this jacket today'

Let's go to 'Tescos' or 'Asdas' rather than Tesco or Asda. .

It should be Tesco's store which is shortened to Tesco's.

"
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I'm the first to admit I'm terrible with grammar and ,'these but I was just using the logic that you don't say I'm going to my mum or I'm going to my sister or a friend and none are plural so I was guessing it would be tescos sorry tesco's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find that earbuds and music are the perfect antidote to having to listen to the slaughter of the English language.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Saying 'bokkle' or 'kekkle' instead of 'bottle' or 'kettle'. What are you? Three?"
ha. .totally lickle. . Oh and how about this . . Adverts stating 'up to 50%' etc. . So that could be 2% ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me it has to be people who refer to "the man" whoever he is and those whom refer to the police as the "Fed's" or the "fiveO"!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It bugs me when people say partner instead of boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife. Its a relationship, not a fucking business.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever heard people say things that always get on your nerves?

For example, I hate it when people ask for fries at Mcdonalds by saying chips instead of fries. Its so annoying when they say that."

i knew there was a good reason for staying away from maccies

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hate is when people say card shark instead of card sharp. I don't know why but it grates.

I also don't like it when people say no when I want to hear a yes.

if its in reference to someone that is really good at cards then card shark is the correct term to use."

No it isn't. The term is card sharp.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It bugs me when people say partner instead of boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife. Its a relationship, not a fucking business.

Yeah...I really hate this one too :-/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it has to be people who refer to "the man" whoever he is and those whom refer to the police as the "Fed's" or the "fiveO"!"

More to the point, I hate this one because 'Feds' is a reference to American police which obviously doesn't apply to Britain (as in the UK has no Federal government)

I also hate it when people say 'take the Fifth!' for the same reason (its a reference to the Fifth Amendment to the US Constitution that has no relevance here.)

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"For me it has to be people who refer to "the man" whoever he is and those whom refer to the police as the "Fed's" or the "fiveO"!"

Watch it or Tina will set the Rozzers on ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate is when people say card shark instead of card sharp. I don't know why but it grates.

I also don't like it when people say no when I want to hear a yes.

if its in reference to someone that is really good at cards then card shark is the correct term to use.

No it isn't. The term is card sharp."

well you learn something everyday - i always thought shark too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not quite what people say...but people who do 'air quotes' with their fingers.

People who go up at the end of a sentence as if the sentence is a question when it isn't.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hate is when people say card shark instead of card sharp. I don't know why but it grates.

I also don't like it when people say no when I want to hear a yes.

if its in reference to someone that is really good at cards then card shark is the correct term to use.

No it isn't. The term is card sharp.

well you learn something everyday - i always thought shark too"

It's an American corruption of the term.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Not quite what people say...but people who do 'air quotes' with their fingers.

People who go up at the end of a sentence as if the sentence is a question when it isn't."

I wonder if that is why so many odd/erroneous question marks get added to posts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Using umm and you know constantly

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Some say words with a 'k', instead of 'g', such as anythink somethink etc. If they talk long enough I feel they should be sprayed with some correction fluid.

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