Dumb things !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just tried to open a tin of mackerel and managed to spray tomato sauce all over my top, and then proceeded to cut my thumb on the metal

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your day can only improve from there.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sucks to be you

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Just tried to open a tin of mackerel and managed to spray tomato sauce all over my top, and then proceeded to cut my thumb on the metal

Look on the bright side - at least the ketchup stains will hide the blood stains!

Winner!!

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was in a bit of a panic last night when I couldn't find the sugar for my late night cup of coffee. Some buffoon had put it in the fridge

P.S. I live alone