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If someone wanted to impress you, what would they need to do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"make me cum with their tongue in UNDER 10 minutes."
All guys can do that if done right just "some" think all ladies like the same thing so will never learn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of the most interesting people I know are what society would deem as oddballs.
I like anyone with manners who can hold a reasonable conversation without referring to what was on the telly last night. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Some of the most interesting people I know are what society would deem as oddballs.
I like anyone with manners who can hold a reasonable conversation without referring to what was on the telly last night."
Good call.  |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Know the offside rule 
i think the op meant things that were actually possible  "
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till _aiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Know the offside rule
i think the op meant things that were actually possible
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till _aiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!"
shoe shop?! |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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"Know the offside rule
i think the op meant things that were actually possible
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till _aiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!"
Wow! Thankyou so much! I understand it so much more now diolch x |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Know the offside rule
i think the op meant things that were actually possible
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till _aiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
Wow! Thankyou so much! I understand it so much more now diolch x"
croeso |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To impress me a guy has to have just a little bit of 'having it all' - not too perfect - but kinda good looking - with twinkly eyes that look like they laugh a lot, a mouth that smiles a lot, a brain that thinks a lot, lips that can kiss you until you melt, strong arms that make you feel protected - and a fairly toned body from there downwards. So not much really!  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turn up in tight jeans (but not those stupid skinny jeans that make ya legs look like sparrow legs!) Tight tshirt, either black or white! Bring wine and nibbles oh and by built like a rugby player, preferrably a prop im npt asking for much haha xx |
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