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A big cup of shut the hell up
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over a year ago
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"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.
The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.
Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!
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I don't know any filthy ones but I can tell you some classics?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.
The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.
Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!
I don't know any filthy ones but I can tell you some classics??"
Yes please... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.
The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.
Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!
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What is 6.9? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big cup of 'Shut up about make believe popcorn'.
It never was funny, it was once clever along with a  but that was a few years ago"
How about a chaise longue and a packet of digestive biscuits?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.
The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.
Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!
I don't know any filthy ones but I can tell you some classics??
Yes please..."
Ok ,
Why are pirates called pirates??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..........and here we have a letter from little Jonny, he writes 'Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me to go on 'It's a Knockout'? Now then, now then"!
That's better!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm telling me Mum of you..Bully
Grouchy Gimp 
I'll be waitin' on end of your road....
Yeah Yeah bring ya Mates n all, I'm ard i am
Razor Gimp "
You are hard, are you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.
The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.
Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!
I don't know any filthy ones but I can tell you some classics??
Yes please...
Ok ,
Why are pirates called pirates???"
Oh you aren't tellin' that one...you're not..hahaha.
Go on so...why are pirates called pirates?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.
The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.
Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!
What is 6.9?"
No idea.... |
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"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.
The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.
Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!
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A redhead tells her blonde step sister, "I slept with a Brazilian"
The blonde replies "oh my god! you slut! how many is a Brazilian ?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.
The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.
Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!
What is 6.9?
No idea...."
A good thing screwed up by a period  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because they ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
What's black white black white black white black white etc???
A newspaper?
A penguin rolling down a hill "
I am going to tell that one to my son later.
Hahaha.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""..........and here we have a letter from little Jonny, he writes 'Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me to go on 'It's a Knockout'? Now then, now then"!
That's better!!
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Feck sake Giant...I mean gent.
Tut.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they can't eat it!
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Nobody is going to a gynaecologist with a yummy pussy.. :L soo maybe if the delivery boy was delivering blue waffle pizza that'd be a affected good comparison :P
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"An oldie but a goodie:
Q. What's the difference between jam and jelly?
A. You can't jelly your cock up my arse.
But can you marmalade it? 
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I reckon KY might disagree with ya there... |
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