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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's nearly time for the Forum Clique AGM. You'll know if you're in it as you'll have received the ranty invite by PM.

Aside from handing out a years supply of buns for the weekly fights and the capsules of righteous indignation I have designed new handbags for the dawn duels. I am also looking for suggestions for new stock replies to forum posts as:

"Its all down to peoples preferences"

"Less cock pics"

"It spoils it for us genuine people"

Are all becoming tired.

So suggestions along the lines of:

"You stuck it up there, now you deal with it"

"What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?"

"We've been through this before, put Manuka honey on it and hit it with a spade"

Would be welcome as they seem to cover most forum eventualities.

We shall also be discussing whether Tina Titz is the most appropriate person to be flogging forum insurance after needing it herself the other day.

And yes, there will be tea and biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not to mention popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah just a select cosy gathering then

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There has been a rise of "oh ffs" as a response too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitch ! - where's our invite?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well as long as there's tea and biscuits

I have a problem where forum posts cause me to roam the streets dressed as a chicken.

Solution: cover me in flour and roll me up in a rug.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Isn't that a posh makeup and skincare line?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I take the minutes? You seem to have forgotten my invite. Sloppy admin!!

I do have a bulk load of manuka honey (tho you will have to provide your own spades)

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Isn't that a posh makeup and skincare line?

I like it when it's Bonus Time.

I didn't get an AGM invitation so I will go shopping instead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe we need a new site option where instead of sending a wink you can send a punch on the nose or kick in the gonads?

Virtual fighting could be as much fun as sexting? Instead of people sending messages like I've never seen you, but you're gorgeous; how about I could take you with one arm tied behind my back ?

All future winks will now be considered as a fight challenge. Bring it on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this the official notice of the AGM or the notice of the official notice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My invite seemed to have got lost in the post...but I have already pulled up my chair.

I also have a supply of 200ml cans for guys to use in their cock shots. These will be for sale in the foyer during the coffee break!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Isn't that a posh makeup and skincare line?

I like it when it's Bonus Time.

I didn't get an AGM invitation so I will go shopping instead."

I need a Lancome bonus time because I need some Bifacil.

It's too bloody expensive to buy without the lure of additional goodies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's lame ass suggestions like these why none of you are in the clique and won't be tasting my sweet biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must have missed the AGM last year as I am yet to celebrate my first anniversary on the forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My invite seemed to have got lost in the post...but I have already pulled up my chair.

I also have a supply of 200ml cans for guys to use in their cock shots. These will be for sale in the foyer during the coffee break!"

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's lame ass suggestions like these why none of you are in the clique and won't be tasting my sweet biscuits. "

Pah I reckon there's a click in these forums

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's lame ass suggestions like these why none of you are in the clique and won't be tasting my sweet biscuits. "

I don't care I'm not in the clique. I'll gatecrash anyway. Why change the habit of a lifetime now?

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

I need Clinique makeup.

Can I join?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's lame ass suggestions like these why none of you are in the clique and won't be tasting my sweet biscuits. "

Are these Air Biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's lame ass suggestions like these why none of you are in the clique and won't be tasting my sweet biscuits.

Are these Air Biscuits?

Well, those do smell of roses....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd better upgrade myself to platinum membership

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd better upgrade myself to platinum membership

Even that doesn't entitle you to biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x"

How childish. If you can't construct a proper reply with words containing more than 2 syllables you shouldn't be allowed to post. Forums should be for people of a higher intellect. I mean you should have to provide evidence of qualifications. I got GCSE art so automatically I'm in you see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd better upgrade myself to platinum membership

Even that doesn't entitle you to biscuits

Not to worry, I'm watching my figure anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have something for the AGM

can we discipline the clever cloggs who correct spelling and punctuation?

Now wheres me tea un biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have something for the AGM

can we discipline the clever cloggs who correct spelling and punctuation?

Now wheres me tea un biscuits?"

New sentences should start with a capital letter

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I don't know if anyone has heard but I'm leaving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have something for the AGM

can we discipline the clever cloggs who correct spelling and punctuation?

Now wheres me tea un biscuits?

New sentences should start with a capital letter

Where's me flogger when I need it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have something for the AGM

can we discipline the clever cloggs who correct spelling and punctuation?

Now wheres me tea un biscuits?

New sentences should start with a capital letter

Where's me flogger when I need it?"

Miss, miss see......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone has heard but I'm leaving.

You can't leave, youve got lifetime membership

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I don't know if anyone has heard but I'm leaving.

No, do tell us more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have something for the AGM

can we discipline the clever cloggs who correct spelling and punctuation?

Now wheres me tea un biscuits?

New sentences should start with a capital letter

Where's me flogger when I need it?"

Where's my flogger ! Pay attention at the back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good lord nooooooooo im not joining so many of you have nooooooooooo fashion sense,i cant be seen with you lot.

Mikki hand on hip struts out the room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I volunteer me for Forum Scheduling duties

Where was my invite anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone has heard but I'm leaving.

Good. Sick of the smell anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

Excuse me?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I don't know if anyone has heard but I'm leaving.

Good. Sick of the smell anyway. "

Ah my cologne! Yes it's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

Excuse me?"

That you seem to be of the opinion that your qualifications make your contributions in forums more valid than others. You are of course making assumptions - rather poor ones at that. But if you run around threads promoting your own self based on your job and your certificates and putting down others who wish to have a laugh, or with differing opinions to yours, what so you expect. But as I alluded to on your thread, shouldn't you be in class now teaching those whom you are paid to do? You might have a tad more success than on here.

although I do hope sex education isn't within your remit for the poor little feckers.

Popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

Excuse me?

although I do hope sex education isn't within your remit for the poor little feckers.

Popcorn

First, I was joking

Secondly, I'm on ESA, following a heart attack so not currently teaching.

My working situation is non of your business.

I haven't got laid into you.

So why are you doing so to me?

I was joking. So you took the comment too seriously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*none*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Count me in then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

Excuse me?

although I do hope sex education isn't within your remit for the poor little feckers.

Popcorn

First, I was joking

Secondly, I'm on ESA, following a heart attack so not currently teaching.

My working situation is non of your business.

I haven't got laid into you.

So why are you doing so to me?

I was joking. So you took the comment too seriously"

You chose to disclose your profession on a thread in an attempt to make yourself look better than others.

Why am I doing what to you

. Oh my you a poor little lost soul. Get a grip. Sorry but I dislike your attitude. You don't want people making popcorn comments, so I'm off the fence and telling you straight. And ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know if anyone has heard but I'm leaving.

Good. Sick of the smell anyway.

Ah my cologne! Yes it's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."

Which bits of the panther? I have my suspicions!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I don't know if anyone has heard but I'm leaving.

Good. Sick of the smell anyway.

Ah my cologne! Yes it's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Which bits of the panther? I have my suspicions!"

Ah fuck! Just read the small print and it's panther arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

Excuse me?

although I do hope sex education isn't within your remit for the poor little feckers.

Popcorn

First, I was joking

Secondly, I'm on ESA, following a heart attack so not currently teaching.

My working situation is non of your business.

I haven't got laid into you.

So why are you doing so to me?

I was joking. So you took the comment too seriously

You chose to disclose your profession on a thread in an attempt to make yourself look better than others.

Why am I doing what to you

. Oh my you a poor little lost soul. Get a grip. Sorry but I dislike your attitude. You don't want people making popcorn comments, so I'm off the fence and telling you straight. And ?"

Did I disclosure my profession on this thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who is making the tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is making the tea"

WI have already organised coffee in the foyer for during the breaks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. You have to make popcorn for the full effect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is making the tea

WI have already organised coffee in the foyer for during the breaks."

Ah that's good , as long as there are tea spoons . It's a worry what someone will use to stir the tea with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

Excuse me?

although I do hope sex education isn't within your remit for the poor little feckers.

Popcorn

First, I was joking

Secondly, I'm on ESA, following a heart attack so not currently teaching.

My working situation is non of your business.

I haven't got laid into you.

So why are you doing so to me?

I was joking. So you took the comment too seriously

You chose to disclose your profession on a thread in an attempt to make yourself look better than others.

Why am I doing what to you

. Oh my you a poor little lost soul. Get a grip. Sorry but I dislike your attitude. You don't want people making popcorn comments, so I'm off the fence and telling you straight. And ?

Did I disclosure my profession on this thread?"

WTF has that got to do with anything? You posted yourself in forums what you alleged profession was/is. If you don't want people knowing and quoting what you've said, don't post it on the internet. Hey your supposed to be the clever one

. But if you keep posting and having the last word - you will win

go for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow down! I'm taking the minutes here! My shorthand isn't what it used to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I vote for anything involving Flash Gordon.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Not to mention popcorn?"

No, its not funny anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I can't come I'm making popcorn x

No. The entry should be for Postgraduate level people

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

Excuse me?

although I do hope sex education isn't within your remit for the poor little feckers.

Popcorn

First, I was joking

Secondly, I'm on ESA, following a heart attack so not currently teaching.

My working situation is non of your business.

I haven't got laid into you.

So why are you doing so to me?

I was joking. So you took the comment too seriously

You chose to disclose your profession on a thread in an attempt to make yourself look better than others.

Why am I doing what to you

. Oh my you a poor little lost soul. Get a grip. Sorry but I dislike your attitude. You don't want people making popcorn comments, so I'm off the fence and telling you straight. And ?

Did I disclosure my profession on this thread?

. But if you keep posting and having the last word - you will win

go for it

I have no problem with people disagreeing with me, so long as they do so with cogent and coherent opinions. Simples!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Simples just like 'fact' dosent make you right. Its gives you (who wrote it) the impression it does but it dosent.

This isnt bullying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oi!!!! Just because you're not in the clique stop trying to get my thread closed with your bickering! Or I'll come down there and bully the lot of your popcorn eating arses!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only came on this thread because I thought there would be free popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

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I can't - hands still full of popcorn from the other thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Popcorn, popcorn everywhere, yet not a bite to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I only came on this thread because I thought there would be free popcorn

Let's get this straight right now. No-one is to bring popcorn. It's on the terms and conditions of clique membership. Yes, it may well be supplied free with Platinum Membership but that doesn't allow you to bring it to meetings. And frankly having to lube every individual kernel before inserting it in a transgressors bum is tiresome.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't get an invite so all I can say is

We've been through this before, put Manuka honey on it and hit it with a spade

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