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"Why do you need to warm the microwave?" Jesus some people! ONE!: Take a jar of vaseline and warm it IN the microwave until almost tooooooo warm ! Okay picky?? | |||
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"4. Apologise to single bi fem from last meet for leaving her bound and gagged with two vibrators running inside her when the doorbell rang. 3 days ago..." 5. Replace her false teeth and phone her a taxi - meanwhile smother vaseline all over the .......... | |||
"For God's SAKE Evesham !!! What are we supposed to do with the vaseline and vibrators while YOUR bloke is sloshin in egg n mince !" i'm sorry - i take it back, dont do that as you'll get salmonella on your knob - leave it to Granny with her vibrators and vaseline!! | |||
"For God's SAKE Evesham !!! What are we supposed to do with the vaseline and vibrators while YOUR bloke is sloshin in egg n mince ! i'm sorry - i take it back, dont do that as you'll get salmonella on your knob - leave it to Granny with her vibrators and vaseline!!" Too late - I've gone for a pound of mince and six eggs now ! | |||
"For God's SAKE Evesham !!! What are we supposed to do with the vaseline and vibrators while YOUR bloke is sloshin in egg n mince ! i'm sorry - i take it back, dont do that as you'll get salmonella on your knob - leave it to Granny with her vibrators and vaseline!! Too late - I've gone for a pound of mince and six eggs now !" its ok, you can still make some nice burgers | |||
"get some mince meat in a cup, make a 'well' crack an egg in it and there you go your very own blue peter fanny (not to be confused with a blue waffle fanny )
for the boys obviousy!!!"wtf is a blue waffle fanny?! the other one sounds gross though.  | |||
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"get some mince meat in a cup, make a 'well' crack an egg in it and there you go your very own blue peter fanny (not to be confused with a blue waffle fanny )
for the boys obviousy!!!
wtf is a blue waffle fanny?! the other one sounds gross though. "google blue waffle and you will find out  | |||
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"Howdo you know if its nearly to warm ???? "dip an appendage it it - if it burns you've done it too long  | |||
"While you are out buying the eggs and mince can you get us some AA batteries please. The vibrators gone flat and me hands are too greasy. Thank you. "I'll bring the rechargeables... Uhmmm stick the vaseline back in the microwave.. or get some axle grease. | |||
"Howdo you know if its nearly to warm ???? "Stick it on the dogs bollocks - measure the whine level ....... | |||
1, go to B&Q and buy a length of waste pipe, about £2 for 3mtr length, enough for "one or two prototypes"
2, buy some sponges...get the big ones you was the car with.
3, buy some freezer bags, the next size up from sandwich bags.
4, buy some vaselene.
5, make an insision, longways into the sponge.
6, insert freezer bag into the sponge.
7, cut pipe to required length, and insert sponge into a bit of pipe. You will need to trim the sponge to get a good fit Make sure sponge extrudes from front end of pipe, 'cos the plastic pipe can be a bit sharp on ya bits.
8, apply liberal amount of vaselene to cock and insert into newly constructed artificial fanny.
9, if it's too tight, remove a bit of sponge, and if it's too slack, add another sponge.
10, dismantle after use, store parts seperately and your new "friend" will be unsectable...rather like a hit mans gun
When I left the scouts, I couldn't light a fire with a stick, and I couldn't tie a knot, but by fuck....I new how to wank.
Disclaimer: I cannot accept any responibility for any actions, legal or otherwise that might arise from tossers using this info  | |||
"get some mince meat in a cup, make a 'well' crack an egg in it and there you go your very own blue peter fanny (not to be confused with a blue waffle fanny )
for the boys obviousy!!!
wtf is a blue waffle fanny?! the other one sounds gross though.
google blue waffle and you will find out "good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile. ...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down seriously though...i feel sick  | |||
"get some mince meat in a cup, make a 'well' crack an egg in it and there you go your very own blue peter fanny (not to be confused with a blue waffle fanny )
for the boys obviousy!!!
wtf is a blue waffle fanny?! the other one sounds gross though.
google blue waffle and you will find out
good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile.
...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down
seriously though...i feel sick "muwahahahahahahaha | |||
"google blue waffle and you will find out
good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile.
...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down
seriously though...i feel sick
muwahahahahahahaha "you're not nice. sometimes ignorance is bliss | |||
"google blue waffle and you will find out
good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile.
...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down
seriously though...i feel sick
muwahahahahahahaha
you're not nice. sometimes ignorance is bliss"i so am nice!!!!! this way you can have the pleasure of making others look | |||
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"google blue waffle and you will find out
good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile.
...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down
seriously though...i feel sick
muwahahahahahahaha
you're not nice. sometimes ignorance is bliss
i so am nice!!!!!
this way you can have the pleasure of making others look "yes, my first thought was "hmm, i should email this link to my mother" | |||
"think i ate something resembling a "blue waffle" from a late night kebab shop once... covered in plenty of chilli sauce it tasted great "You have put me of my lunch now! | |||
"think i ate something resembling a "blue waffle" from a late night kebab shop once... covered in plenty of chilli sauce it tasted great
You have put me of my lunch now! "you is all bad peeps | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! "NO  | |||
"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! "i dont want to know!!!!!!!! [fingers in ears] lalala i'm not listening lalala lalala | |||
"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! NO "My cock is NEVER leaving my Calvins again. I will use it to pee, and that's it. | |||
"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices!
i dont want to know!!!!!!!!
[fingers in ears] lalala i'm not listening lalala lalala"shut your eyes also so you carnt see what i type | |||
"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! NO
My cock is NEVER leaving my Calvins again. I will use it to pee, and that's it.
"i totally support you on that! my chi chi will be doing likewise and have one use only... ...at the very least for today | |||
"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! NO
My cock is NEVER leaving my Calvins again. I will use it to pee, and that's it.
"never say never  | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! "HOT DOG...anyone??? | |||
"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices!
HOT DOG...anyone??? "whay about the Giant Cheese Taco one???? | |||
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"I cant believe this ?" believe what??? | |||
"I cant believe this ? believe what???" Excuse me ! This IS the masturbation thread! | |||
