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What one thing would you not want near your genitalia?
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over a year ago
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"Any instrument that could shear of the bobby dazzler
Like a razor sharp trombone?  "
Might allow that as the user could play a jaunty ditty as me cocks being chopped off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most people don't want mine anywhere near theirs
Its refreshing to know some people have standards "
yep I wouldn't want to shag anyone who wanted to shag me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think most people don't want mine anywhere near theirs
Its refreshing to know some people have standards
yep I wouldn't want to shag anyone who wanted to shag me "
Lol. Good philosophy my friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most people don't want mine anywhere near theirs
Its refreshing to know some people have standards
yep I wouldn't want to shag anyone who wanted to shag me
Lol. Good philosophy my friend "
Working well so far |
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"98% of the men on fab haha
well what ya doing on here then uuurh  "
Because 2% are really hot & good in bed.. Funnily enough you dont have to be on fab to sleep with everyone.. Shock horror you can have preferences and standards! |
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"Custard  "
That's quite funny because I've had tinned ambrosia custard licked off my cock an balls and really enjoyed the sensation of cold clinging stickiness with an eager hot tongue licking it all off. Takes all sorts, don't it just?  |
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"Deep heat.
Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....
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When I used to run cross country I (we as all competitors) used to coat our legs and nether regions with horse liniment (much hotter that fiery jack, which is ultra hot deep heat) just before races... it helped reduce the pain of freezing mud being splashed over our parts! 
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"Deep heat.
Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....
When I used to run cross country I (we as all competitors) used to coat our legs and nether regions with horse liniment (much hotter that fiery jack, which is ultra hot deep heat) just before races... it helped reduce the pain of freezing mud being splashed over our parts!
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Yes, even horses don't get horse linament anymore - I wonder if it's still available?? The bloody EU has probably banned it along with everything else useful....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Deep heat.
Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....
When I used to run cross country I (we as all competitors) used to coat our legs and nether regions with horse liniment (much hotter that fiery jack, which is ultra hot deep heat) just before races... it helped reduce the pain of freezing mud being splashed over our parts!
Yes, even horses don't get horse linament anymore - I wonder if it's still available?? The bloody EU has probably banned it along with everything else useful.... "
Mothballs being banned also had their use,s. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Custard
That's quite funny because I've had tinned ambrosia custard licked off my cock an balls and really enjoyed the sensation of cold clinging stickiness with an eager hot tongue licking it all off. Takes all sorts, don't it just? "
Freak |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Deep heat.
Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....
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That 'tingle' stuff stings like fuck.
And I once licked up the inside of a guys thigh - couldnt smell anything but he forgot to mention that he'd used some sort of Deep Heat ointment of his groin and I wondered why my lips swelled up and blistered and my tongue wouldnt fit back into my mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Deep heat.
Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....
That 'tingle' stuff stings like fuck.
And I once licked up the inside of a guys thigh - couldnt smell anything but he forgot to mention that he'd used some sort of Deep Heat ointment of his groin and I wondered why my lips swelled up and blistered and my tongue wouldnt fit back into my mouth "
Now thats funny |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Deep heat.
Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....
That 'tingle' stuff stings like fuck.
And I once licked up the inside of a guys thigh - couldnt smell anything but he forgot to mention that he'd used some sort of Deep Heat ointment of his groin and I wondered why my lips swelled up and blistered and my tongue wouldnt fit back into my mouth
Now thats funny "
He thought so too |
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"Deep heat.
Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....
That 'tingle' stuff stings like fuck.
And I once licked up the inside of a guys thigh - couldnt smell anything but he forgot to mention that he'd used some sort of Deep Heat ointment of his groin and I wondered why my lips swelled up and blistered and my tongue wouldnt fit back into my mouth "
Yikes!! Yes, one sniff of the tube convinced me never to let it anywhere near any delicate parts of my anatomy!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The whiring blades of a combine harvester.
Funnily enough I've had six of the previous options near my bits and only one caused any grief. Three were neither here nor there and two....were actually rather delicious.... |
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