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I can't get meets becos of my swarve suffistikashun
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not everyone can burp the national anthem
I can fart the Flight of the Bumblebee.
I can also play the recorder with my nose, mainly Sting songs  "
Sting songs don't count speshully bloo turtles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been walking round the house all evening emiting loud and smelly farts! Even my 10 yr old son was suitably impressed!!
Wonder if that's why all my meets 'cum and go' after ten minutes??  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not everyone can burp the national anthem
I can fart the Flight of the Bumblebee.
I can also play the recorder with my nose, mainly Sting songs
I can do one fart over 3 octaves."
We have our descant in the burp and fart philharmonic orchestra!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I busk in Camden Town . . I have 8 friends with differing sized heads. And i bang out the tune 'popcorn' using my spunk trumpet on each bonce to make the notes. Does that make me part of the sofistikaytid upper echalon ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I busk in Camden Town . . I have 8 friends with differing sized heads. And i bang out the tune 'popcorn' using my spunk trumpet on each bonce to make the notes. Does that make me part of the sofistikaytid upper echalon ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to fart the 1812 overture. Trouble was, when I came to the bit with guns in it, I used to have a follow through!! 
I learned a serious lesson, I shall never be as good as my hero Le Petomane.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that William B Le Petomane from blazing Saddles?"
Nope it is Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 – 1945) who was an entertainer and a flatulist. Check him out.  |
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