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I'm so short I can't get a meet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm too tall for meets!
I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.
What's a girl to do? *sob* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm too tall for meets!
I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.
What's a girl to do? *sob*"
This  I'd love to be small! |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"I'm too tall for meets!
I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.
What's a girl to do? *sob*
This I'd love to be small! "
*Ahem, part II  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm too tall for meets!
I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.
What's a girl to do? *sob*
This I'd love to be small!
*Ahem, part II "
I don't think we should be in this thread, I just trod on someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm too tall for meets!
I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.
What's a girl to do? *sob*
This I'd love to be small! "
Do you find when a guy decides to pick you up with your legs wrapped around his waist, you are terrified he's gonna drop you?
We are not some petite thing to be thrown around the bed. Wish I was sometimes.
I used to be 5'10, same as you, then I shrank with age. Lost an inch somewhere! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too tall for meets!
I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.
What's a girl to do? *sob*
This I'd love to be small!
Do you find when a guy decides to pick you up with your legs wrapped around his waist, you are terrified he's gonna drop you?
We are not some petite thing to be thrown around the bed. Wish I was sometimes.
I used to be 5'10, same as you, then I shrank with age. Lost an inch somewhere!"
Oh hun, I weigh the same as a rugby player - and I haven't yet managed a meet with one of the world's strongest man contestants - so no man would ever dare try and pick me up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too tall for meets!
I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.
What's a girl to do? *sob*
This I'd love to be small!
Do you find when a guy decides to pick you up with your legs wrapped around his waist, you are terrified he's gonna drop you?
We are not some petite thing to be thrown around the bed. Wish I was sometimes.
I used to be 5'10, same as you, then I shrank with age. Lost an inch somewhere!
Oh hun, I weigh the same as a rugby player - and I haven't yet managed a meet with one of the world's strongest man contestants - so no man would ever dare try and pick me up! "
You definitely aren't missing anything, it's scary as fuck and I wish they would stop doing it. I swear one day their back is gonna go and I will end up breaking a limb! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 6"4.
Least you can stay standing instead of wearing those knees out! 
If I wore your rugby shirt do you think it would have gone down to my knees?
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You could probably live in it let alone down to your knees xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm too tall for meets!
I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.
What's a girl to do? *sob*
This I'd love to be small!
*Ahem, part II
I don't think we should be in this thread, I just trod on someone "
Lmfao you make me chuckle chickadee x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who cares! I'm 6ft 3 and had a lovely meet with a young lady who was 5ft 2, she looked like she was stood in a hole next to me  top of her head came to my chest, didn't stop us having a damn good time.
It's just a pity she can't meet in December as she's in panto every night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really, it's true.
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It could be worse.... Watch the last episode of she devil tomorrow x
I'm short.... But was never short of meets when I was active !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amy Im 5ft 6 and would meet you willingly. There are height requirements for some ladies, 6ft plus etc so each to their own. You should get a meet though no problem. Date me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remember, a little person is for life, not just for Halloween, even if they do get to dress in some of the best costumes..."
once the panto season is over, put them back in the box
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am 5 foot and can share with Lickety some of the 6 foot plus guys I have no time for.
Thanks, that's exactly what is needed.
At might height it would save you both on knee pads "
You could stack us so that you can kiss one all at the same time. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?"
At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?
At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!"
ouch! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?
At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!
ouch!"
I know! I'm obviously a Weeble.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?
At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!
ouch!
I know! I'm obviously a Weeble.
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And thats why you can't get meets. No one can get you on your back long enough before you right yourself |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?
At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!
ouch!
I know! I'm obviously a Weeble.
And thats why you can't get meets. No one can get you on your back long enough before you right yourself "
But I'm fun to play with |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?
At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!
ouch!
I know! I'm obviously a Weeble.
And thats why you can't get meets. No one can get you on your back long enough before you right yourself
But I'm fun to play with "
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