I find my arm starts aching before greedy bum guys have had enough.... so I've hollowed out a 9 inch silicon dildo so it fits over a 6 inch spike heel.
If I put on music which makes my foot start tapping, you'll have a right proper arse shagging. |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"I find my arm starts aching before greedy bum guys have had enough.... so I've hollowed out a 9 inch silicon dildo so it fits over a 6 inch spike heel.
If I put on music which makes my foot start tapping, you'll have a right proper arse shagging."
This is an awesome invention Polo. How about we take it a stage further. Two hollowed out dildos on a pair of heels, sit back and you have yourself a cheap gymnasium recumbent bike. |
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"I find my arm starts aching before greedy bum guys have had enough.... so I've hollowed out a 9 inch silicon dildo so it fits over a 6 inch spike heel.
If I put on music which makes my foot start tapping, you'll have a right proper arse shagging.
This is an awesome invention Polo. How about we take it a stage further. Two hollowed out dildos on a pair of heels, sit back and you have yourself a cheap gymnasium recumbent bike. "
Don't be silly...... if both legs are going up and down, I'll have nowhere to balance the ashtray and ciggies. |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
"I find my arm starts aching before greedy bum guys have had enough.... so I've hollowed out a 9 inch silicon dildo so it fits over a 6 inch spike heel.
If I put on music which makes my foot start tapping, you'll have a right proper arse shagging.
This is an awesome invention Polo. How about we take it a stage further. Two hollowed out dildos on a pair of heels, sit back and you have yourself a cheap gymnasium recumbent bike.
Don't be silly...... if both legs are going up and down, I'll have nowhere to balance the ashtray and ciggies."
Surely you just need a little side table? |
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"I find my arm starts aching before greedy bum guys have had enough.... so I've hollowed out a 9 inch silicon dildo so it fits over a 6 inch spike heel.
If I put on music which makes my foot start tapping, you'll have a right proper arse shagging.
This is an awesome invention Polo. How about we take it a stage further. Two hollowed out dildos on a pair of heels, sit back and you have yourself a cheap gymnasium recumbent bike.
Don't be silly...... if both legs are going up and down, I'll have nowhere to balance the ashtray and ciggies.
Surely you just need a little side table?"
That's where the pizza box goes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find my arm starts aching before greedy bum guys have had enough.... so I've hollowed out a 9 inch silicon dildo so it fits over a 6 inch spike heel.
If I put on music which makes my foot start tapping, you'll have a right proper arse shagging."
I'm almost cringing typing this but....i saw this on a porno once 
It was a foot fetish film so I had a nose, as you do  the woman had some boots and the heels screwed off and she screwed a dido on and fucked some guys arse, my thoughts were.....i really need a pair of those |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find my arm starts aching before greedy bum guys have had enough.... so I've hollowed out a 9 inch silicon dildo so it fits over a 6 inch spike heel.
If I put on music which makes my foot start tapping, you'll have a right proper arse shagging.
I'm almost cringing typing this but....i saw this on a porno once
It was a foot fetish film so I had a nose, as you do the woman had some boots and the heels screwed off and she screwed a dido on and fucked some guys arse, my thoughts were.....i really need a pair of those "
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"I find my arm starts aching before greedy bum guys have had enough.... so I've hollowed out a 9 inch silicon dildo so it fits over a 6 inch spike heel.
If I put on music which makes my foot start tapping, you'll have a right proper arse shagging.
This is an awesome invention Polo. How about we take it a stage further. Two hollowed out dildos on a pair of heels, sit back and you have yourself a cheap gymnasium recumbent bike.
Don't be silly...... if both legs are going up and down, I'll have nowhere to balance the ashtray and ciggies.
Surely you just need a little side table?
That's where the pizza box goes "
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