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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Women Drivers
This morning on the M60, I looked over to my
left and there was a WOMAN !!
in a brand new motor doing 90mph with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver , which knocked the donut
out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed,
and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants,
and disconnected an important call.
!! Damn women drivers !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with my driving.....im a shining example on how to drive according to the highway code
Yep theres room in my padded cell lol"
Oh you've heard have you? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing wrong with my driving.....im a shining example on how to drive according to the highway code
Yep theres room in my padded cell lol
Oh you've heard have you? lol"
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Neenaar Neenaar Neenaar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's men in flat caps that worry me.
After some dip nearly ran me off the road at a roundabout by cutting across it, i was stuck behind him for about 2 miles.
I knew there was another roundabout ahead and had fully prepared myself to let him plough straight into the side of me at the next one and then go on to sue the arse off him.
It was as he cut in front of me on the inside lane that i realised he had a child in the back, so slammed on the breaks instead.
Pity, as it might have made him look next time he cut across the inside lane of a roundabout. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try driving in Italy, then to that add an Italian Woman driver, or the guy riding his moped whilst sending a text message ..
Jeeeeeeesus - talk about scary ?
Wow ! The last time I had a ride like that it cost me 50p at Newcastle Town Moor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dominican republic is best for driving
Saw four people two adults two children on a motor scooter
And another bloke with a fridge stapped to his motorbike
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Julie commutes on a scooter.. And often pops into the supermarket on the way home.. Once however she pushed the limits of belief by hanging, yes hanging bags of shopping off her handlebars just like a push bike...
The police, they stopped her just outside.. No telling off, nothing but smiles and delivered her shopping home pmsl.. She was well chuffed.
Imagine us guys getting that Royal Treatment?? Can ya fook lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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India is the scariest place to drive. I spent 6 years there and the road I went to work on, 5 miles long, had a WEEKLY death rate of 50 plus! Nobody cared. |
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