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Are there 175 ways to use a cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As you lot have vivid imaginations I'm sure there could be.

I'll start with.

Suck it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you lot have vivid imaginations I'm sure there could be.

I'll start with.

Suck it.

fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Run my nails gently up it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lock it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stir custard with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make holes for doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throwing snot up a fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stir custard with it"

How big is your jug?

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

Put the holes in ring donuts

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Stir custard with it

How big is your jug? "

They're fairly big.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Urinate through it.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Play shove ha'penny with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Balance polo's on it

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

decorate it with tinsel and baubles for a makeshift xmas tree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently some of the BIG boys on here can play billiards with theirs

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

fly swat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as a toilet roll holder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catch it in your zip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paint with it. Trueeeee. You can. There was a man at the Sexpo back home doing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Measure objects with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"decorate it with tinsel and baubles for a makeshift xmas tree"

Are you available from mid December through to January the 1st ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Measure objects with "

If you ever wanted to check the size of your sky remote against your neighbours :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stopping the lift doors from closing

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By *estlands4Man over a year ago

Sidmouth

Control your sky box with it...

Oh no it's just the same size as that....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nibble it

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Draught excluder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was brought up properly and therefore no that the only use for the penis, is to stir your tea with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Measure objects with

If you ever wanted to check the size of your sky remote against your neighbours :/ "

I'm sitting here wondering how long my Sky remote is. A bit longer than an 8" cock ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it to check a ladies tonsils x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was brought up properly and therefore no that the only use for the penis, is to stir your tea with. "

That brings back way to many bad memories

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

use it to put the toilet roll on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

use it as a musical instrument play it Banjo string

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

the vale

Use it as a butt plug

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Use it to throw ruber rings on .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently... Ainsley Harriott use's his as a rolling pin

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By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

"As you lot have vivid imaginations I'm sure there could be."

Replacing a wooden skewer to determine if a cake is cooked.

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Use as a Coat hanger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Measure objects with

If you ever wanted to check the size of your sky remote against your neighbours :/ "

haha you beat me to that one.

As a gag.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Tease a clit with it

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Flop it out Pull your trouser pockets out and it's an elephant impression,

Gyrate your hips and it's a helicopter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a towel rail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Run my nails gently up it"

oooooh

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Get a new plan Stan .. Don't need to be coy Roy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be proud of it and show it off to random folk on a swingers site...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As a water diviner!

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

"decorate it with tinsel and baubles for a makeshift xmas tree"

I don't normally have a crimbo tree but one of these would be a wonderful idea and I would definitely like one in my house

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Use it as a thermometer, either oral, vaginal or anal ... not so sure about one of those ones you can put in ears though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use it as a thermometer, either oral, vaginal or anal ... not so sure about one of those ones you can put in ears though

Probs worth steering clear of those little ones with a wee bit of cotton stuck on the end... they've obviously been up to no good...

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By *isty286Couple over a year ago

Dorset

XXl guys can strip off, hang some numbers round their neck, stick the end in their ear and go to fancy dress parties as a petrol pump.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"use it as a musical instrument play it's Banjo string

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wiping your hands on after chopping chillies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it the right way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as a thermometer to gauge how cold it is.

If its hanging normally then its Normal to warm

If you have got a mangina then its cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leading you lovlies astray

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By *J SuffolkMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Use it as a dip in yogurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Garden dibber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slap someone across the face with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wetting stamps for all those xmas cards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it to help count to 21

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helicopter it.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A very small draught excluder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elect it as an MP

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A very generous tape measure.

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By *azNdavCouple over a year ago

barnsley

Use it to knock in nails.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Create a 3D model by taking 100's of pics from a slightly different angle each time and put them all on your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning alarm clock

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By *igandanneCouple over a year ago

Cheltenham

Making babies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a banister il walk backward up the stairs as you keep tight hold

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By *nne CallanWoman over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

As a hand warmer

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

Drill a hole with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ring Donught holder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toothpick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puppetry of the penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as a fanny magnet. The laydees love it

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Somewhere to put a wire stem artificial flower.

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

Use it to stop yourself rolling out of bed

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

2 minute mug tree for solo mug.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who needs 175 ?

I'd sooner get 5 or 6 right and perfect the art of each

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Somewhere to put a wire stem artificial flower.

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By *mandaKnightleyTV/TS over a year ago

Hinckley

Pickled they make an acceptable substitute for gherkins at cocktail parties

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

em piss with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A woman can use two cocks to practise skiing.

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Smack it with a riding crop until it turns purple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a willing lady to make it hard - and then play hoopla with it! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd it has a foreskin, inflate it by blowing carefully and let the air out slowly making fart sounds

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

i like to make a tent with mine and the bed covers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Light sabre fighting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Practicing seamen knots.

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By *J SuffolkMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Use it as a dummy when your tired

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By *moke itMan over a year ago

Bristol

Tooth pick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use as an alarm cock in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. But theres 50 ways to leave your lover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hitchhiking assistant

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By *r and mrs willingCouple over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES

Take a photo of it !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thermometer..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A maypole for morris dancers to dance around hahaha

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By *onytbone74Man over a year ago

Chelmsford Essex

Poke the fire

Poke the wife

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Take it on the bus, Gus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take it on the bus, Gus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An awesome avatar.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Make a new plan with it, Stan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as an anal depth gauge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roll out pastry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting the holes in polo's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

use it to make tents with the bed covers

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Towel rail...

(who had that joke by text a while back, lol!?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock whip a ladies ass x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Making perfect sausage roll casings before putting the meat in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take it on the bus, Gus.

Take it on the tram, Sam!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stir your tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check which way the wind is blowing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curries, soups, stews etc. the list is endless, more than 175.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Smacking open a Terry's Chocolate Orange? I used a dildo to do that once (it was a chocolate emergency)...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An extra drumstick

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