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"As you lot have vivid imaginations I'm sure there could be. I'll start with. Suck it. " fuck it | |||
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"Stir custard with it" How big is your jug? | |||
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"Stir custard with it How big is your jug? " They're fairly big. | |||
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"decorate it with tinsel and baubles for a makeshift xmas tree" Are you available from mid December through to January the 1st ? | |||
"Measure objects with " If you ever wanted to check the size of your sky remote against your neighbours :/ | |||
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"I was brought up properly and therefore no that the only use for the penis, is to stir your tea with. " That brings back way to many bad memories | |||
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"As you lot have vivid imaginations I'm sure there could be." Replacing a wooden skewer to determine if a cake is cooked. | |||
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"Measure objects with If you ever wanted to check the size of your sky remote against your neighbours :/ " haha you beat me to that one. As a gag. | |||
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"Run my nails gently up it" oooooh | |||
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"decorate it with tinsel and baubles for a makeshift xmas tree" I don't normally have a crimbo tree but one of these would be a wonderful idea and I would definitely like one in my house | |||
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"Use it as a thermometer, either oral, vaginal or anal ... not so sure about one of those ones you can put in ears though " Probs worth steering clear of those little ones with a wee bit of cotton stuck on the end... they've obviously been up to no good... | |||
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"use it as a musical instrument play it's Banjo string " | |||
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"Somewhere to put a wire stem artificial flower. " | |||
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"Take it on the bus, Gus. " | |||
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"Take it on the bus, Gus. " Take it on the tram, Sam!! xx | |||
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