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By *omCoyote OP Man
over a year ago
Northern England |
Wrong, but funny nevertheless.
I heard this one the other day. The "Angry Pirate":
Well, you bend the lass (or indeed lad if you're that way inclined) in question over, stick it up her / his arse & fuck her / him.
When you're about to cum, whip it out & shoot your load in her / his eye - she / he puts her hand over her eye (of course); Then you kick her / him hard in the shin & she / he hops up & down on her / his good leg, shouting "AAAAARRRRRRRRR".
Crikey, the lengths one has to go to so as not be thought of as a misogynist!
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