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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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We all do it, but usually only in private.
However, when you're sitting chatting and suddenly realise you have one ready to go...just as they start sucking your cock...you have to hold it.
But then you've had your cock sucked...so reciprocation must take place...so you hold it.
By this time, the lady has become sufficiently moist for coitus to take place...so you hold it some more...
...which is fucking tricky by this time!
No wonder the stereotype is that a man farts when he rolls off.....he's held it for 3 hours by then!
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get a dog
I know they have long tongues...
but I think you can get prosecuted for that!
hahaahaha!!!!"
It's too true. I was in Court for fucking a dog and the Judge said "Really Mr Mush how low can a man get"?
"I've had a dachshund your honour." |
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get a dog
I know they have long tongues...
but I think you can get prosecuted for that!
hahaahaha!!!!
It's too true. I was in Court for fucking a dog and the Judge said "Really Mr Mush how low can a man get"?
"I've had a dachshund your honour.""
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