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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who is guilty of a negligent discharge and how did you deal with it ?

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

lol laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is guilty of a negligent discharge and how did you deal with it ?"

I just carry on banging away like fuck all has happened..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I am very vigorously thrusting, I have been known to fart after I have cum.. I assume my arse sucks in air on the outward thrust.

I call my fart a poff of appreciation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blame the mice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kind of happened to me recently. Was actually air pushed into me during anal that escaped as he was down on me. I just said hang on I need to get this out,he said don't worry about it and carried on doing what he was doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol laugh"

that too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kind of happened to me recently. Was actually air pushed into me during anal that escaped as he was down on me. I just said hang on I need to get this out,he said don't worry about it and carried on doing what he was doing "

Classy. I would have got a match and lit it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belly chuckle here... We all know the risks lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classy. I would have got a match and lit it

It was cherry lube fragranced

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not a fart it's a love puff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belly chuckle here... We all know the risks lol x"

It doesn't happen often,I could feel him pushing it in. It was more the lube bubbling out that made the sound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classy. I would have got a match and lit it

You could burn off your bum hairs while you're at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would die and have to leave

even my husband (when i was married) never heard me fart to do it in front of someone I met off here would kill me

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By *abrina59TV/TS over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Occupational hazard lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hope it wasn't strong enough to blow him out of me and against the wall on the far side of the room. That would be a bit awkward.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not a fart it's a love puff"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My husband has to have a compulsory after sex fart never during though

A tendency to fill me full of air that has to escape, he finds it hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I am very vigorously thrusting, I have been known to fart after I have cum.. I assume my arse sucks in air on the outward thrust.

I call my fart a poff of appreciation

Removes Ben from hotlist.

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

stiff upper lip for me - always exercise great self-restraint in this area - get those cheeks clenched

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

How very British

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

How very funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a meet where we both released a synchronised bottom burp..

Just laughed and carried on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How very British

Carry on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a meet where we both released a synchronised bottom burp..

Just laughed and carried on...

Unless there's a terrible smell there isn't anything else to do but carry on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a meet where we both released a synchronised bottom burp..

Just laughed and carried on...

Unless there's a terrible smell there isn't anything else to do but carry on lol "

If there's a smell Dutch oven your partner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a meet where we both released a synchronised bottom burp..

Just laughed and carried on...

Unless there's a terrible smell there isn't anything else to do but carry on lol

If there's a smell Dutch oven your partner

Not something a lady like myself would dream of doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whistling butt plug like a kettle perhaps ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can thrust deep and powerfully enough without having to resort to jet propulsion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fanny or ass that the question one is smellier than tuther

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

"I would die and have to leave

even my husband (when i was married) never heard me fart to do it in front of someone I met off here would kill me "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I am very vigorously thrusting, I have been known to fart after I have cum.. I assume my arse sucks in air on the outward thrust.

I call my fart a poff of appreciation

Removes Ben from hotlist. "

Puts him to the top of mine as I wipe the tears of myrth away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a meet where we both released a synchronised bottom burp..

Just laughed and carried on...

Unless there's a terrible smell there isn't anything else to do but carry on lol

If there's a smell Dutch oven your partner

Not something a lady like myself would dream of doing

Of course not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rumpleteaser it's only natural let rip, do you know the saying for the sake of a fart was the death of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

banana cake you different to everyone else, i suppose your poo doesn't stink either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you fart when your in company just look at the person next to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Occasionally when I'm deep throating for some reason a fart escapes, sometimes with anal (the air's gotta escape at some point) and there's the good old fanny fart...I tend to excuse myself (if my mouth isn't full) and we have a giggle. If I needed to break wind during a social, I'd do my best to excuse myself to the loo to do so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occasionally when I'm deep throating for some reason a fart escapes, sometimes with anal (the air's gotta escape at some point) and there's the good old fanny fart...I tend to excuse myself (if my mouth isn't full) and we have a giggle. If I needed to break wind during a social, I'd do my best to excuse myself to the loo to do so

mine are like an air raid siren

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"banana cake you different to everyone else, i suppose your poo doesn't stink either

I'm different?

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