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The Ten Commandments of a single guy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......
Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off
Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message
Thou shall not be married and state you are single
Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining
Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together
Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets
Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics
Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected
Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.
Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......
Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off
Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message
Thou shall not be married and state you are single
Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining
Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together
Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets
Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics
Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected
Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.
Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so
Lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......
Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off
Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message
Thou shall not be married and state you are single
Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining
Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together
Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets
Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics
Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected
Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.
Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so
Lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shall conduct thyself with respect, both to thyself and to others at all times
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Thou shall not compromise thy own principles, or the principles of others, to lay with another man's wife.
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Covet thy neighbours ass, but remember they may not be into the lifestyle.
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Thou shall not not take pictures in thine (or any other persons) water closet.
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Do not covet false idols - a ladies Mimsy is not thy God.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together
Dvd remote is kinder...
My DVD remote is tiny it just looks like cheating to me lol"
I won't judge you...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together
Dvd remote is kinder...
My DVD remote is tiny it just looks like cheating to me lol
I won't judge you... "
When you put your manhood next to a sky remote you just asking to be judged lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......
Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off
Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message
Thou shall not be married and state you are single
Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining
Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together
Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets
Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics
Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected
Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.
Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so
Lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......
Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off
Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message
Thou shall not be married and state you are single
Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining
Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together
Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets
Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics
Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected
Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.
Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so
Lol "
Excellent - and above all 'Though shalt retain thy sense of humour at all times - as thy wilt definitely bloody need it on here!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thou shall conduct thyself with respect, both to thyself and to others at all times
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Thou shall not compromise thy own principles, or the principles of others, to lay with another man's wife.
-
Covet thy neighbours ass, but remember they may not be into the lifestyle.
-
Thou shall not not take pictures in thine (or any other persons) water closet.
-
Do not covet false idols - a ladies Mimsy is not thy God.
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Much prefer this list. Has more self respect about it. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Thou shalt not assume that just because someone is online they are looking to meet.
Thou shalt not tell fibs about the size of ones winky.
Thou shalt not confuse politeness for a desire to fuck your brains out.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not assume that just because someone is online they are looking to meet.
Thou shalt not tell fibs about the size of ones winky.
Thou shalt not confuse politeness for a desire to fuck your brains out.
A"
Winky lol |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Thou shall conduct thyself with respect, both to thyself and to others at all times
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Thou shall not compromise thy own principles, or the principles of others, to lay with another man's wife.
-
Covet thy neighbours ass, but remember they may not be into the lifestyle.
-
Thou shall not not take pictures in thine (or any other persons) water closet.
-
Do not covet false idols - a ladies Mimsy is not thy God.
Much prefer this list. Has more self respect about it."
I think both lists should be combined and read as one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Regarding the Sky Remote commandment. My spam javelin can select channels and alter volume on the telly . . Should I include that feature in my profile ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not assume that just because someone is online they are looking to meet.
Thou shalt not tell fibs about the size of ones winky.
Thou shalt not confuse politeness for a desire to fuck your brains out.
A"
Thou shalt not put pics of other guys cocks on ones profile and pretend they are yours! |
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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago
South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo |
I think the thread should be renamed as we now have considerably more than just 10 commandments ... why not "The Unbreakable Rules for Single Guys (which may be added to at any time should the ladies think of a new rule)"
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