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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I recently torn my neck muscles doing some oral on a lovely pussy it has to be said.
Well my neck was hurting before that but I think it was the final straw think I need to change my angles lol.
Anyone had any similar injuries or funny story's?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently torn my neck muscles doing some oral on a lovely pussy it has to be said.
Well my neck was hurting before that but I think it was the final straw think I need to change my angles lol.
Anyone had any similar injuries or funny story's? "
Next time, try using your tongue.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i got injured by a guy who thought a clit was mashed potato and the more i screamed out the more he thought i was enjoying it so went harder...had to slap him of in the end! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had sciatica for some weeks now, been going for physio and was told that the best, but obviously not necessarily the most realistic solution, was complete rest!
But don't think he'd be too impressed if he knew that on a couple of occasions, right after physio I was off to meet a lady!! lol And complete rest wasn't on the agenda!!  |
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Guy i was meeting for fun few months back tore his thigh muscle ouchhhhhhhhhhhhh poor guy was in agony i said shut up moaning and keep going il run to to hospital when im done lol....... i am kidding poor guy wasnt worth a button lol  |
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"manage to have to have stitches in the top of my head after being caught by a stray very kinky boot whilst giving oral......
they rushed me to A&E....."
ouch !!!
my best friend got "broken" by his g/f bouncing awkwardly while riding him. The bruising was spectacular  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had one guy...gee: clueless!
He chewed, bit and squeezed my breasts so hard I had to push him away!
Next he dug his fingers so roughly into me I bled!
Told him to get dressed and go as he wasn't doing it for me!
Blamed me of course: I was too big! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well i had a stiff neck at the time and a stiff something else so I shouldn't moan really lol
i did twist my knee once too doing silly angles on the stairs lol
i think sport might be safer lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had an operation to sort my problem out ..............it used to get so embarassing
It was just his knee locking ... honest! "
It's what he was doing with his knee ! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"I've just had an operation to sort my problem out ..............it used to get so embarassing
It was just his knee locking ... honest!
It's what he was doing with his knee !"
I've offered to let you find out ...... still got yhr other one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just had an operation to sort my problem out ..............it used to get so embarassing
It was just his knee locking ... honest!
It's what he was doing with his knee !
I've offered to let you find out ...... still got yhr other one lol "
No excuses now then |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"I've just had an operation to sort my problem out ..............it used to get so embarassing
It was just his knee locking ... honest!
It's what he was doing with his knee !
I've offered to let you find out ...... still got yhr other one lol
No excuses now then "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worst i have had is cramp and carpet burns. however i once accidently kneed a girl in the face because she bit my cock playing about as we cuddled"
Cramp is common lol!! Painful for the person with it, but I can't help laughing when it happens as it's usually at the "worse" possible moment lol!  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"worst i have had is cramp and carpet burns. however i once accidently kneed a girl in the face because she bit my cock playing about as we cuddled"
I once kneed my 8 year old niece in the crotch.
She went to jump on me, and a defensive reflex occurred. I was mortified, naturally.
(this was obviously not a play situation) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put my god daughters head through a false ceiling lol. She wanted a shoulder ride & I didnt realise how low the ceiling was (mind you she was 17 at the time - hahaha so wrong I know) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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which has reminded me
yrs back, the g/f's collie bit me on my arse when i was shagging her on the lounge carpet
only the once
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did she not rate you!!! |
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which has reminded me
yrs back, the g/f's collie bit me on my arse when i was shagging her on the lounge carpet
only the once
did she not rate you!!! "
lol lol
i should make it clear that "her" refers to the g/f, but you knew that |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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carpet burns, chipped teeth and lock jaw( bjs on pierced guy and for too long lol), tore muscles in back while playing cowgirl, ligature marks on wrists while tied up....need i continue???? |
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