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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When using public transport, please sit together. Not the mother at the front and the kids at the back.
I don't want to hear your family arguments.
Thanks
(I miss my headphones  )"
I remember sitting at the back just me and my brother thinking we were really cool 
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Dear woman with a ridiculously large statement handbag. I understand that the weight of it balanced casually in the crook of your arm like you're on a shit reality show is comforting but if it necessitates you not being able to lift said arm to the post provided for standing up bus surfing meaning you grab my hair everytime we go round a corner or brake I may in fact tut at you in a passive aggressive style. I like having my hair pulled but only on my terms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear woman with a ridiculously large statement handbag. I understand that the weight of it balanced casually in the crook of your arm like you're on a shit reality show is comforting but if it necessitates you not being able to lift said arm to the post provided for standing up bus surfing meaning you grab my hair everytime we go round a corner or brake I may in fact tut at you in a passive aggressive style. I like having my hair pulled but only on my terms."
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Dear woman with a ridiculously large statement handbag. I understand that the weight of it balanced casually in the crook of your arm like you're on a shit reality show is comforting but if it necessitates you not being able to lift said arm to the post provided for standing up bus surfing meaning you grab my hair everytime we go round a corner or brake I may in fact tut at you in a passive aggressive style. I like having my hair pulled but only on my terms.
You sure she wasn't coming onto you?"
Pretty sure! I am generally placid but I was considering how to make a punch in the face seem accidental (not really, obviously but the thought amused me). |
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