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That my teeth only start hurting after I've been to the dentist?
that a major kitchen appliance breaks a week after the 12 month guarantee runs out
That my grey roots appear with a vengeance when I can't get an appt at the hairdressers
And my housing benefit is reduced significantly due to their error a month before Christmas and the year that our big fat Christmas bonuses have stopped? |
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"That my teeth only start hurting after I've been to the dentist?
A:the dentist should have provided some cum to soothe the pain
that a major kitchen appliance breaks a week after the 12 month guarantee runs out
A:kitchen appliances should not be used for sex purposes,it shortens their life
That my grey roots appear with a vengeance when I can't get an appt at the hairdressers
A:I'd give u a good plucking
And my housing benefit is reduced significantly due to their error a month before Christmas and the year that our big fat Christmas bonuses have stopped?"
A:get a job  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That my teeth only start hurting after I've been to the dentist?
A:the dentist should have provided some cum to soothe the pain
that a major kitchen appliance breaks a week after the 12 month guarantee runs out
A:kitchen appliances should not be used for sex purposes,it shortens their life
That my grey roots appear with a vengeance when I can't get an appt at the hairdressers
A:I'd give u a good plucking
And my housing benefit is reduced significantly due to their error a month before Christmas and the year that our big fat Christmas bonuses have stopped?
A:get a job "
Probably she has got a job? Majority of working people are topped up by benefits because everything is so expensive and wages are shit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That my teeth only start hurting after I've been to the dentist?
A:the dentist should have provided some cum to soothe the pain
that a major kitchen appliance breaks a week after the 12 month guarantee runs out
A:kitchen appliances should not be used for sex purposes,it shortens their life
That my grey roots appear with a vengeance when I can't get an appt at the hairdressers
A:I'd give u a good plucking
And my housing benefit is reduced significantly due to their error a month before Christmas and the year that our big fat Christmas bonuses have stopped?
A:get a job "
I have a job thank you very much!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That my teeth only start hurting after I've been to the dentist?
A:the dentist should have provided some cum to soothe the pain
that a major kitchen appliance breaks a week after the 12 month guarantee runs out
A:kitchen appliances should not be used for sex purposes,it shortens their life
That my grey roots appear with a vengeance when I can't get an appt at the hairdressers
A:I'd give u a good plucking
And my housing benefit is reduced significantly due to their error a month before Christmas and the year that our big fat Christmas bonuses have stopped?
A:get a job
Probably she has got a job? Majority of working people are topped up by benefits because everything is so expensive and wages are shit."
Thank you!!x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That would be the Bad Karma Fairy. I feel terrible for saying this, but I am glad she has finally found another home. Invite the Positivity Queen to visit. She is bloody annoying but works a treat.
Yours,
Agony Aunt
* Phone my helpline now for information on how to combat horniness. Calls cost the standard rate plus £2,500 per hour. See how happy that will make you. |
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By *uby0000Woman
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"That my teeth only start hurting after I've been to the dentist?
that a major kitchen appliance breaks a week after the 12 month guarantee runs out
That my grey roots appear with a vengeance when I can't get an appt at the hairdressers
And my housing benefit is reduced significantly due to their error a month before Christmas and the year that our big fat Christmas bonuses have stopped?"
sods law im afraid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That my teeth only start hurting after I've been to the dentist?
A:the dentist should have provided some cum to soothe the pain
that a major kitchen appliance breaks a week after the 12 month guarantee runs out
A:kitchen appliances should not be used for sex purposes,it shortens their life
That my grey roots appear with a vengeance when I can't get an appt at the hairdressers
A:I'd give u a good plucking
And my housing benefit is reduced significantly due to their error a month before Christmas and the year that our big fat Christmas bonuses have stopped?
A:get a job
Probably she has got a job? Majority of working people are topped up by benefits because everything is so expensive and wages are shit.
Thank you!!x"
You're welcome. Been there and done that. No wonder our economy is in a bad state. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why is it when you put 6 socks in a washing machine only 5 come back out..? happens to me all the time..one of lifes big mysterys I suppose..?  "
They gain self awareness and just leave home to start a new life somewhere else.
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"why is it when you put 6 socks in a washing machine only 5 come back out..? happens to me all the time..one of lifes big mysterys I suppose..?
They gain self awareness and just leave home to start a new life somewhere else.
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mmmmmmmmm..interesting..alot of food for thought there..ill ponder on that one for a while I think |
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