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Never shit on your own doorstep!
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Come on.
Hands up.
Has anyone ever actually took a dump on their own doorstep? Or even a neighbours? Or a total strangers?
Even if you were desperate? Touching cloth? Struggling to hold back from curling out a mr whippy in your kecks? 
It's a common phrase that crops up in the forums an awful lot - but why does it exist? 
Surely in all of history it's never actually happened?
So come on - prove me wrong. And are there any other equally daft sayings that make you think WTF??? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I have!!!!! Genuinely!!
It was during a run that I needed to go, was about a mile from home. I couldn't walk as I'd do it there and then.
Managed to jog back, fumbled key in the door, so curled one out in the flower bed......... 
Had to buy doggy poop bags to get rid of if. It was HUGE!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I have!!!!! Genuinely!!
It was during a run that I needed to go, was about a mile from home. I couldn't walk as I'd do it there and then.
Managed to jog back, fumbled key in the door, so curled one out in the flower bed.........
Had to buy doggy poop bags to get rid of if. It was HUGE!! "
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"Yes I have!!!!! Genuinely!!
It was during a run that I needed to go, was about a mile from home. I couldn't walk as I'd do it there and then.
Managed to jog back, fumbled key in the door, so curled one out in the flower bed.........
Had to buy doggy poop bags to get rid of if. It was HUGE!! "
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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When I was uni in Sheffield My mate quite purposefully took a dump on our neighbours doorstep after a night out. He felt that they weren't nice people and so left them a present.
On a totally separate occasion he also laid one out on the bonnet of a car that one of them owned |
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