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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keep it witty and friendly  "
He can't swim! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's not playful ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's not playful ! "
She likes winkers with tiny cocks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 07/11/14 17:17:11] |
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By *r jblMan
over a year ago
from parts unknown |
"[Removed by poster at 07/11/14 17:17:11]"
. She's headless lol  |
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he's looking for a long term relationship |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smallest boobs in Fab. |
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By *exine xCouple
over a year ago
Leicester |
He has good tastes in bathrooms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Often make snowcocks and snowboobs, sticking them to unsuspecting snowmen in the dead of night  |
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By *exine xCouple
over a year ago
Leicester |
"Often make snowcocks and snowboobs, sticking them to unsuspecting snowmen in the dead of night "
Fuck! Do you know us??? |
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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago
near derby. |
"Often make snowcocks and snowboobs, sticking them to unsuspecting snowmen in the dead of night "
He's a scruff and he doesn't like whippets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Often make snowcocks and snowboobs, sticking them to unsuspecting snowmen in the dead of night
Fuck! Do you know us??? "
Dont you have a profile on Fab Snowman Defacers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually hates marmite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!"
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums"
I only stole your wine gums because your cum tasted like ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums
I only stole your wine gums because your cum tasted like ass"
You're supposed to lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums
I only stole your wine gums because your cum tasted like ass
You're supposed to lie "
He so isn't hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums
I only stole your wine gums because your cum tasted like ass
You're supposed to lie "
Oh sorry, I forgot. It tastes like salad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 07/11/14 18:14:24] |
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Loves to go away and stay away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She is not attractive "
not a good fuck
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 07/11/14 18:17:12] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's actually bald ! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums
I only stole your wine gums because your cum tasted like ass
You're supposed to lie
He so isn't hot "
She makes my cock soft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pussy_police is actually the local cat burglar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 07/11/14 18:16:56] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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SuperSomething is really 4'6" and polishes the underside of tables for a living  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pussy_police is actually the local cat burglar "
Rumbled! She Sucked my cock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SuperSomething is really 4'6" and polishes the underside of tables for a living "
Miss mo real age is 66  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 07/11/14 18:16:56]"
Mr marmite got his name because he holds the world record for eating marmite straight from the jar (73 in 10 minutes ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She actually prefers 69 to 66 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'd get it........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SuperSomething is really 4'6" and polishes the underside of tables for a living
Miss mo real age is 66 "
Can't wait for 69 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invented the goatee beard in 1983 with the aid of Paul Newman and Warren Beatty. Ironically without the help of a goat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd get it........"
That's tommy in the profile pic |
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Loves bareback sex with horses lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums
I only stole your wine gums because your cum tasted like ass
You're supposed to lie
He so isn't hot
She makes my cock soft "
I have this effect....that's not a lie haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd get it........
That's tommy in the profile pic"
Thought you were meant to lie  |
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Eats gerkins dipped in bloater paste! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums
I only stole your wine gums because your cum tasted like ass
You're supposed to lie
He so isn't hot
She makes my cock soft
I have this effect....that's not a lie haha "
Not to me xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He wears a chest merkin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hates marmite!
She squirted all over my car seats and stole my wine gums
I only stole your wine gums because your cum tasted like ass
You're supposed to lie
He so isn't hot
She makes my cock soft
I have this effect....that's not a lie haha "
You have been meeting g the wrong guys pm me ha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Works in Starbucks as an individual coffee grinder, he grinds each bean on its own for superior flavour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just read your veris! Clearly a minger and lousy in bed! (Mmmmmmmmm) xx |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Happeniswill - was a member of an international Viking Warband in a former life, but got fired because his helmet was horny |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Damn. Moves fast.
Paula All Alone - has a complex where to evade jinxs, she has to smash a plate on the floor whenever anyone uses a word with 9 or more consonants in a row. She doesn't go through many plates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Halfpenis is better than nopenis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Applied for funding for a PhD thesis researching the phenomena of female ejaculation. Funding was withdrawn after it was scientifically proven by a bloke in a pub who has a mate who reckons it must be piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Failed to get it up.............again |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Tommy and Florence - are seeking funding for a rock opera set in La Scala involving mopeds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tinatitz holds the world record for most toothpicks laid end to end, the current recort stands at 5, simply because its dull |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will.i.am had to change his name from happineswill over a particularly long legal battle that the injunction prevents me from elaborating on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr marmite had to go through long and painful reconstructive surgery to have his abnormally large hands reduced in size after they were trapped in a series of freak canal lock accidents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just me i think but I'm enjoying this thread far too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gorgeous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gorgeous "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is always upset |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Easygoing male?? A big fat lie? He's so picky that last time we met he had to leave because my carpet didn't match my curtains! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a women "
Is a bad egg and has a crack |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Compares himself to a supermarket not because he's everything you'd want or need it's because. He's Lidl ,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tasmanian tiger wears a scalf wrapped around the lower part of his face not for anonymity, but because that part of his face was bought out by cocacola and he can't show it in public without paying them usage costs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tasmanian tiger is amazing in bed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Avatar is actually terrible between the sheets!! He hypnotises women who meet him into believing they've just had the best sex of their life!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Avatar is actually terrible between the sheets!! He hypnotises women who meet him into believing they've just had the best sex of their life!! xx"
uh.... yes... it is a complete lie.... ahemmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he acts like a cave man n dresses like one lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha lol "
I don't want to fuck you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Avatar for him is named after the film by m night shyalaman. And he actually played the main character and in all the nude scenes, which sadly got edited from the final version |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's not hot "
He wears tasteful pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's not hot
He wears tasteful pants "
Has quite unattractive lips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he's married with ten kids and he's our postman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's not hot
He wears tasteful pants "
She has nits |
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"She's not hot
He wears tasteful pants "
shes horrible lips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's not hot
He wears tasteful pants shes horrible lips "
wears baggy shorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 07/11/14 20:02:05] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's not hot
He wears tasteful pants shes horrible lips wears baggy shorts "
She has inflatable implants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he's married with ten kids and he's our postman."
She fucks her postman when hubby is away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's not hot
He wears tasteful pants shes horrible lips wears baggy shorts
She has inflatable implants "
Looks shite in a tartan skirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he's married with ten kids and he's our postman.
She fucks her postman when hubby is away."
postman fucks him when he calls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mike 232001 isn't actually wearing pants in the picture, that is the colour of his groin after a freak laminator accident |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hornypairtipp are really from Tipton but claim to be from Tipperary to dissuade single blokes who know it's a long way to go for a meet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hornypairtipp are really from Tipton but claim to be from Tipperary to dissuade single blokes who know it's a long way to go for a meet..."
He has an arse like a jelly hence having to hold it together with rope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hornypairtipp are really from Tipton but claim to be from Tipperary to dissuade single blokes who know it's a long way to go for a meet..."
Mr Marmite...everyone's indifferent about him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hornypairtipp are really from Tipton but claim to be from Tipperary to dissuade single blokes who know it's a long way to go for a meet...
Mr Marmite...everyone's indifferent about him"
The thought of kissing her mouth repulses all who look at those lips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anna is the 6th emergency service |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rachel is the leader of an all girl band called Rachel and the Cock Suckers. They're on tour early next year! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachel is the leader of an all girl band called Rachel and the Cock Suckers. They're on tour early next year! Xx"
Psst. You're supposed to lie  |
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"Rachel is the leader of an all girl band called Rachel and the Cock Suckers. They're on tour early next year! Xx
Psst. You're supposed to lie "
Is actually a coal miner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachel is the leader of an all girl band called Rachel and the Cock Suckers. They're on tour early next year! Xx
Psst. You're supposed to lie "
That's a gig I'd totally go to! (Not a lie ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachel is the leader of an all girl band called Rachel and the Cock Suckers. They're on tour early next year! Xx
Psst. You're supposed to lie
Is actually a coal miner "
Is actually conducting research for a well known foreign university. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the band is shit n all plastic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachel is the leader of an all girl band called Rachel and the Cock Suckers. They're on tour early next year! Xx
Psst. You're supposed to lie
That's a gig I'd totally go to! (Not a lie )"
Her avatar picture is actually stolen from Catherine zeta jones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paula all alone is actually the only person to have sat in the lap of all of the current cabinet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the band is shit n all plastic"
Is responsible for the manufacture and sales of 80% of the worlds christmas jumpers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the band is shit n all plastic
Is responsible for the manufacture and sales of 80% of the worlds christmas jumpers."
Invented the cheese grater |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and look bad in all of them |
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"and look bad in all of them"
Allergic to PVC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and look bad in all of them
Allergic to PVC"
Used to be in Byker Grove |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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used to be a porn star |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anna is really a size 20 - she just holds the current world record for breathing in! Two years, four months and six days! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears that outfit whilst doing the gardening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only has one eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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paula is our sex slave kept in the wardrobe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Runs Nottinghams largest Sex Slave Emporium - November special - BOGGOF! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chris looks better in a skirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"paula is our sex slave kept in the wardrobe"
LOVE being your sex slave - but you really need to get Gok Wan to take a look at this wardrobe - sooooo dated!!  xxx |
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She has the worst arse in the universe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"paula is our sex slave kept in the wardrobe
LOVE being your sex slave - but you really need to get Gok Wan to take a look at this wardrobe - sooooo dated!! xxx"
Paula is only alone because like all great assassins she works better that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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met us n hated the hours we spent together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They always take a duck on their meets. |
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"They always take a duck on their meets. "
He's short light but still pervy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he aint tall and dark he's a dwarf n works for santa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They always take a duck on their meets.
He's short light but still pervy! "
Owns a fake Blue Peter badge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he aint tall and dark he's a dwarf n works for santa"
Owns a flock of sabre toothed attack geese, trained to attack and kill the members of One Direction on sight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nicks handbags at clubs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he aint tall and dark he's a dwarf n works for santa
Owns a flock of sabre toothed attack geese, trained to attack and kill the members of One Direction on sight."
Is really called Tyrell and often he can be found in his shellsuit hanging with da crew innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he aint tall and dark he's a dwarf n works for santa
Owns a flock of sabre toothed attack geese, trained to attack and kill the members of One Direction on sight."
Won the great British bake off with his superlative lemon tarts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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won the lottery n now run a brothel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"won the lottery n now run a brothel"
Had a song written about them by the cure but threatened to sue for royalties |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
Have been here years pretending to be new |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thats true but was called the love rats but they changed it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have been here years pretending to be new "
Was the result of years of genetic experimentation in a programme designed to create the ultimate soldier. remarkably, the only area of the body on which this was a success, was the vagina. She can now press 300 tons per square inch with that hairy growler. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and he to little to fill it |
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over a year ago
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"and he to little to fill it"
fuck
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and he to little to fill itfuck "
Reads thread titles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and he to little to fill itfuck
Reads thread titles"
Once sucked the air out of his dads car tires |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never removes his tie, no matter the circumstances. |
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Has a big black mole on his arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad lovers trust lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Runs a sanctuary for retired working horses with gambling addictions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funlovers live in a house made of dominoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funlovers live in a house made of dominoes "
Loves peanut butter really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rusty Nuts refused to shag me at Miss CC's Party - even though I begged him and begged him and begged him and .....  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funlovers live in a house made of dominoes
Loves peanut butter really "
Really hates Jaffa cakes! In fact he's allergic to Jaffa cakes |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has allergic reaction to nuts which makes his forced bi fantasies a life or death endeavour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got their username by dressing up in Victorian costumes and riding a tandem along the sea front. Nobody knew that they removed the saddles first.
Yep! Hairy arsed blokes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got their username by dressing up in Victorian costumes and riding a tandem along the sea front. Nobody knew that they removed the saddles first.
Yep! Hairy arsed blokes"
Dammit, how d'ya guess that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They arent actually naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Born a straight male |
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Attends basket weaving classes every other Thursday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teaches basket weaving every other Thursday. |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
Just sent me an offer I can't refuse |
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By *carineMan
over a year ago
Armthorpe, Doncaster |
Was one of the people the drummer from AC/DC hired a hitman to have killed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some say he has a prehensile cock, and uses it to peel bananas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buys handmade baskets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is responsible for the crooked spire. One too many cherry b's while helping to throw it up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are a fake single man who has 3 nipples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a professional Kriss Akabusi impersonator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are a fake single man who has 3 nipples "
Feck, busted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eats lightbulbs on toasted ring doughnuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mysterious Guy is .............. David Cameron! xx |
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Eats a jar of pickled onions for his breakfast every morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spends a fortune on razor blades |
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He likes to get bummed every morning before work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has been mithering for a meet for the last year |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Has been mithering for a meet for the last year "
Didn't have rusty nuts until the night he had three cherry brandys and got caught short on a night bus!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goes fox hunting with a light sabre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes fox hunting with a light sabre "
Makes my willy floppy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes fox hunting with a light sabre
Makes my willy floppy"
Makes me sooo hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes fox hunting with a light sabre
Makes my willy floppy
Makes me sooo hard "
Was once Tufty the squirrels stunt double
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Goes fox hunting with a light sabre
Makes my willy floppy
Makes me sooo hard
Was once Tufty the squirrels stunt double
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Looters around the baked bean aisle in the supermarket making farting sounds and giggling a lot, |
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