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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My main ones are :-

Rabbit when it's cooking.(my Nan used to cook it).

Cat pee.

Oh and cinnamon. I have to go out the room if I can smell it.

What are yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cooked cabbage

Fish

Sillage

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Hamster piss and poo.

Its like ammonia

Mustard

Body Odour

Rats

Bins Lorries in Spain

Anything Christmas'y

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With you on all of those especially Cat Pee...yuck

Smelly bits...!!

This has to be the worst....

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

cheese ...ewwww !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rotting meat

Body odour

Rotting fish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beetroot

the cat tray after its sat there half the night as the cat is too lazy to go outside for a shite in the 16-18 other hours of the day when it has free access to the garden.

work crew room about 2 hours after they serve curry or chilli for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rotting meat

Body odour

Rotting fish

"

Rotting vegetables too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Beetroot

the cat tray after its sat there half the night as the cat is too lazy to go outside for a shite in the 16-18 other hours of the day when it has free access to the garden.

work crew room about 2 hours after they serve curry or chilli for lunch "

Beetroot ? As in when it's cooking ?

With you on the cat litter tray , mine go outside and annoy my neighbour by going in his garden!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ferrets

Death

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rotting meat

Body odour

Rotting fish

Rotting vegetables too "

Gone off milk

Vomit

Blue cheese

Cat shit

Camels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're near a busy HGV route that comes to and from an animal rendering plant. The most revolting smell follows them around and lingers for many minutes after they've passed. Twice as bad when it's sunny and hot..............

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By *ombshellWoman  over a year ago

islington

sweat yuk

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Rotting meat

Body odour

Rotting fish

Rotting vegetables too "

Rotting anything frankly!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Opium perfume,makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Gas,I can smell it a mile off.

Freshly laid cat poop.

Something my daughter's neighbour was cooking one Christmas. The animal must have been dead for weeks and covered in excrement before they cooked it it smelt that vile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lavender!!! I hate it with a passion and it makes me feel sick

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By *icefellatwoMan  over a year ago

hastings


"sweat yuk"

Got a guy at work body odour and breath like hes been smoking a turd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Beetroot

the cat tray after its sat there half the night as the cat is too lazy to go outside for a shite in the 16-18 other hours of the day when it has free access to the garden.

work crew room about 2 hours after they serve curry or chilli for lunch

Beetroot ? As in when it's cooking ?

"

Nope! Beetroot as in when its within smelling existence in pretty much any form, id reather whiff the cat tray

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The "death" smell

A fungating wound

Petrol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Parmesan cheese lavender , bleach . Cigars and cigarette smoke, body sprays.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The smell of new cars... Cant stand it

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple  over a year ago

wirral

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Celery. That stuff makes me heave.

I find Vimto unpleasant as well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The "death" smell

"

That pretty much covers the crew room at work 2 hrs after curry or chilli I put on my list

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee"

Nooooooo coffee is awesome

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By *icefellatwoMan  over a year ago

hastings


"Coffee

Nooooooo coffee is awesome "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

B O not nice .... Bad breath and feet if cheese ... Dog farts and dog poo ... cat wee and poo .. lol Tripe if boiling in a pan yukk .. Pig poo ooo hate that .. chicken poo ........ god I just hate all poo . lol

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By *icefellatwoMan  over a year ago

hastings


"B O not nice .... Bad breath and feet if cheese ... Dog farts and dog poo ... cat wee and poo .. lol Tripe if boiling in a pan yukk .. Pig poo ooo hate that .. chicken poo ........ god I just hate all poo . lol "

Dont go near winnie the pooh then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"B O not nice .... Bad breath and feet if cheese ... Dog farts and dog poo ... cat wee and poo .. lol Tripe if boiling in a pan yukk .. Pig poo ooo hate that .. chicken poo ........ god I just hate all poo . lol

Dont go near winnie the pooh then "

well he is sweet as long as no real poo . lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tripe, it's a good job I love my dogs or they wouldn't get it

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat "

Its for the red neck, goddamn, hilly billy, uncles, brothers cousin, ass wiping tobacco spitting mutha fuckers of the world

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Tripe, it's a good job I love my dogs or they wouldn't get it"

Spare a thought for me.

My sister held me down and force fed me that shit when I was young.

Since her first born has been around Ive taken it out on him.

Fair game

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat

Its for the red neck, goddamn, hilly billy, uncles, brothers cousin, ass wiping tobacco spitting mutha fuckers of the world"

i love body shop white musk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Road tar

Gangrene...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat

Its for the red neck, goddamn, hilly billy, uncles, brothers cousin, ass wiping tobacco spitting mutha fuckers of the world

i love body shop white musk "

I used to wear it too when I was younger

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat

Its for the red neck, goddamn, hilly billy, uncles, brothers cousin, ass wiping tobacco spitting mutha fuckers of the world

i love body shop white musk "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat

Its for the red neck, goddamn, hilly billy, uncles, brothers cousin, ass wiping tobacco spitting mutha fuckers of the world

i love body shop white musk

Haha "

oi I'm not a red neck even my brother wouldn't shag me

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat

Its for the red neck, goddamn, hilly billy, uncles, brothers cousin, ass wiping tobacco spitting mutha fuckers of the world

i love body shop white musk

Haha

oi I'm not a red neck even my brother wouldn't shag me "

What I had in mind was a musk aftershave from the 80's, my dad still has it.

I didnt know the stuff was still being made but in a differnt format.

Oh god, someone pass me a ladder to help me get out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dog sick - which I had the pleasure of cleaning up this morning!

Oh and peanut butter...eurgh

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Marmite.

And lavender.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pound land perfume

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Pound land perfume "

Gives you a lovely itch I imagine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wet dogs, yuk!

and BO, double yuk!

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk

a colostomy bag when its burst..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

penguins at edinburgh zoo!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a colostomy bag when its burst.. "

oh my god, lol, YUK!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pound land perfume

Gives you a lovely itch I imagine"

my daughter got me a bottle for xmas one year when she was about 8, it smelt revolting but everyone with kids will connect with this, I couldn't tell her and I said I was saving it for special occasions, every day I'd open the window and spray a little out so the bottle was going down, took me ages to get rid but in the end I did, then fook me the following xmas I got another bottle she said she'd noticed I had wore all the last one so got me a new bottle

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk


"a colostomy bag when its burst..

oh my god, lol, YUK!"

That's putting it mildly..lol

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By *--Cinders---Couple  over a year ago

a place near Blackpool

Kippers..loath the smell of it

Vommit

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Pound land perfume

Gives you a lovely itch I imagine

my daughter got me a bottle for xmas one year when she was about 8, it smelt revolting but everyone with kids will connect with this, I couldn't tell her and I said I was saving it for special occasions, every day I'd open the window and spray a little out so the bottle was going down, took me ages to get rid but in the end I did, then fook me the following xmas I got another bottle she said she'd noticed I had wore all the last one so got me a new bottle "

Haha that'll teach you

I fully understand that, my Fathers Day presents always make my face itch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat

Its for the red neck, goddamn, hilly billy, uncles, brothers cousin, ass wiping tobacco spitting mutha fuckers of the world

i love body shop white musk "

I love it too and ofetn use it, never had anyone complain about how i smell when i have it on, infact i get lots of compliments on how nice it is !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The smell of a butchers... even just standing outside gives me the boak!

Red diesel aftershave! Euch!

Hate the smell of tea tree as well.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Dogs breath when he's been licking up vomit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sweetcorn, turns my stomach !

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Sweetcorn, turns my stomach !"

Ben

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate the smell of cigarettes.

I also hate the smell of people who smoke.

I don't like the smell of most expensive perfumes and aftershaves, they make me gag and often give me a migraine ! Going into Boots is a nightmare !

Can't stand smelly people either !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The inside of a subway.. probably make really nice sambos, but I can't make it past the door

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By *om Tom 1969Man  over a year ago

liverpool


"Hamster piss and poo.

Its like ammonia

Mustard

Body Odour

Rats

Bins Lorries in Spain

Anything Christmas'y"

Bins Lorries in Spain??

All other countires are fine then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cat shit

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hamster piss and poo.

Its like ammonia

Mustard

Body Odour

Rats

Bins Lorries in Spain

Anything Christmas'y

Bins Lorries in Spain??

All other countires are fine then?"

I've only ever been to Spain so can only comment on theirs but the heat makes it terrible to smell

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By *om Tom 1969Man  over a year ago

liverpool

I used to work in a factory that processed pig and sheep guts into sausage skins (Iknow,,,pure glamour) Fact is that the stuff was rank, but lo and behold, the smell was very similar to fresh mince, and it was the visual effect as well as the actual smeel combined together that made it seem worse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brussel sprouts ewwwwwww

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By *radleyandRavenCouple  over a year ago

Herts


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat

Its for the red neck, goddamn, hilly billy, uncles, brothers cousin, ass wiping tobacco spitting mutha fuckers of the world

i love body shop white musk "

Same. It's usually my scent of choice as it's most female perfumes that make me feel sick.

Not all of them but about 70% of perfumes that are made for women... you know the ones - smell like rotting candy floss *gags*.

- Amy. x

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By *andixxxMan  over a year ago

Gloucester


"Wet dogs, yuk!

and BO, double yuk!"

Ditto....bleurgh!!!

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Besides the obvious nasties the 'nice' smell that I hate is camomile

And for smelly shops it has to be Lush. I start sneezing just walking past it.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple  over a year ago

wirral


"The smell of a butchers... even just standing outside gives me the boak!

Red diesel aftershave! Euch!

Hate the smell of tea tree as well. "

Forgot about the butchers.....used to work in one...never got used to the smell

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

That butchers smell of blood - although I have no problem handling raw meat.

And Christmas scented items that smell really heavily of cinnamon and cloves.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Joop

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Calvin Klein Obsession

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Bullshit.

Luckily the internet doesn't come with 'smell-a-vision' yet!

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jacket Potatoes, I hate the smell they give off when they are cooking.

Nail varnish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Fish counter at the supermarket

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Foxes shit ( especially when our dog decides ta roll in it! )

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Stale blood

Rotting anything

Some bleached floors etc - my local supermarket must use some ultra cheap bleach or something.

People's stale clothing, possibly imbued with their body odours

BO

Dusty environment smells

Over strong deodorants worn by people

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Someone else's poo.

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By *adgodCouple  over a year ago

Greensburg

Any strong smell, even pleasant ones, bother me. Sensitive nose I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Hate the smell of tea tree as well. "

I love tea tree.

Blocked drains. They make me feel sick!

I came across a dead mountain goat in Greece once - that smell stayed with me for days !

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By *MaleMan  over a year ago

Body odour, mouth odour and a shit personality stinks too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wet scouring pads, it's The smell of wet metal. it makes me gip & my teeth go all numb & funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The smell of a butchers... even just standing outside gives me the boak!

Red diesel aftershave! Euch!

Hate the smell of tea tree as well.

Forgot about the butchers.....used to work in one...never got used to the smell "

I like the smell of butchers shops lol. Think i'm the only one who does!

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS  over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

walking past the butchers

tobacco/smoke/ashtrays

mens bums

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By *leasures4Couple  over a year ago

East midlands

Fahrenheit aftershave

Body odour

Public toilets

Stale cooking smells

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

within a 100 feet of a Lush store...

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

pissy toilets

bad breath

BO

shit of any sort

rape seed in fields

mouse piss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Foxes shit ( especially when our dog decides ta roll in it! ) "

one of mine does that too, really nasty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She smell of stale beer on people

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

rive gauche perfume and youth dew

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Driving all casual, thro the country side and it hits ya... ( tho i like natural country smells usually)But not Pig Farms!! Penetrates ya nostrils and is awfull

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

old spice on men yuk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The drop toilets at Glastonbury.

Teen spirit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"within a 100 feet of a Lush store..."

I love the smells in there.

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

Sheep shit.

I spent 20 minutes in a field crying from cramp surrounded by it. It smells vile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Public toilets

And

Whatever they used to use at school when someone was sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And cooking marmalade

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By *inkxRabbitWoman  over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

On a bloke: garlic and booze on their breath makes me heave. Blokes who don't shower before a meet.

Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tar when it rains but is sunny. Makes me heave and headachy.

Smelly dog.

Perm solution.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman  over a year ago

Greater London

Off milk.BO and bananas. All foul.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you're on a crammed underground tube and some smart arse decides to open their hot soup...enough to fekkin belch.

On a train and someone eats something with 1/2 a kilo of fried onions in it....smells like sweaty armpits....heave...

People wearing over powering perfume...Red Door, Opium, Poison, Issey Miyake...I just want to run.

Feet with fowl smelling shoes. The smell is revolting.

Bad breath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a bloke: garlic and booze on their breath makes me heave. Blokes who don't shower before a meet.

Ugh. "

Blokes who don't shower before they meet seriously??!! Fuck. Imagine what their digs must be like. ..

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

hippos!!! you never smelt them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rotten egg cooked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My main ones are :-

Rabbit when it's cooking.(my Nan used to cook it).

Cat pee.

Oh and cinnamon. I have to go out the room if I can smell it.

What are yours?

"

Cinnamon, rabbit and cat pee stew, gets me every time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lamb cooking - urghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Napalm in the morning...

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham

My brothers feet

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By *amesGBMan  over a year ago

Cyprus

Stink bombs and fart spray - thank god I don't have to smell that stuff anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuckin curry!

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

Red bull

Smokers

Rotten eggs

Rubber

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By *et a roomCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Pound land perfume

Gives you a lovely itch I imagine

my daughter got me a bottle for xmas one year when she was about 8, it smelt revolting but everyone with kids will connect with this, I couldn't tell her and I said I was saving it for special occasions, every day I'd open the window and spray a little out so the bottle was going down, took me ages to get rid but in the end I did, then fook me the following xmas I got another bottle she said she'd noticed I had wore all the last one so got me a new bottle "

That made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"White musk - why would anyone wear a perfume designed to smell like animal sweat "

I love that smell on a woman. I am not exaggerating when I say it gives me an instant erection. But I think its also linked to memories of a former girlfriend, that might play a big part.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strawberries, lavender, Marlborough cigarettes, cannabis, red bull, calpol, parsnips and ANY perfume that is applied too heavily.

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By *ippcoupe2Couple  over a year ago

cahir/cashel

the gut retching stink of sewage in spain we call it eau de espania....or roast lamb in the oven and its really mountainey mutton, it stinks of piss.yuck

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By *oudnproudWoman  over a year ago

penrith

Marmite... i hate it,just makes me gag yuck yuck x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberries, lavender, Marlborough cigarettes, cannabis, red bull, calpol, parsnips and ANY perfume that is applied too heavily."

Strawberries??!!!

They smell lovely!

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By *picyspiregirlCouple  over a year ago

chesterfield

I detest the smell of cannabis, it gives me an instant headache.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Opening tinned tuna.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Napalm in the morning..."
Really? I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Microwaved fish

chicken breasts when removed from a vacum pack.

cat pee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turpentine and tar mac

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Napalm in the morning...Really? I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Sarah"

smells like victory huh?

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By *teveeb46Man  over a year ago

Blackpool

A dog's fart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh it has to be tripe, pig shit and smelly feet

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I remember a girl I used to work with years ago used to wear that body shop perfume, that smelt of vanilla, used to make me feel sick every time I was stuck in the lift with her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wet dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From the high street :

Subway & Lush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cider breath

I used to drink with a lad who would neck a few pints of strongbow and then finish the night with a pack of scampi fries

That was always a delight

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By *uicylucy76Woman  over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Gear oil .... Has to top any bad smell by far!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Minced beef being browned makes me want to

Was on a coach on holiday in Sep and it stank of BO,fags and alcohol,I couldn't wait to get off it,smelly fuckers

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By *itzWoman  over a year ago

south wales

The smell of death, it seems to burn into your nostrils as does anything that is infected, gangrenous, fungating.

When farmers spread saved up fermented piss and shit on the fields, should be a law against it.

Chicken farms - not the free range or even happy hen variety.

Oil seed rape/cat piss.

Footrot in hoofed animals.

Ram shit.

(I have spent a lot of time in the country)

LUSH and any department stores permume area.

Tripe is vile, as is off milk and off anything else especially fish/shellfish.

Lynx anything.

Real ale farts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the smell of vomit..

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