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Got to be fake. An investment for a good few years, no mess, no logistical nightmare trying to get it home.
Yes I am tighter than a nun's fadge.......... |
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"I want one of those that pumps little polystyrene balls out of the top so it looks like its been snowing!  "
Spray paint the tree pink and see what else it reminds you of.
You could call it 'art' and get away with it |
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"I want one of those that pumps little polystyrene balls out of the top so it looks like its been snowing!
Spray paint the tree pink and see what else it reminds you of.
You could call it 'art' and get away with it"
Like the Parisian butt plug tree? |
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"My current tree (fake) was purchased in Texas.....so it's almost as old as my son! It should get a long service medal"
Was it boxed up when you flew it home?
Would love to see a crimbo tree come out the curtains on the conveyor belt at luggage collections.
You would hear a loud 'awwwwww'. It is only a tree though, not like a baby panda or a penguin. |
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"I want one of those that pumps little polystyrene balls out of the top so it looks like its been snowing!
Spray paint the tree pink and see what else it reminds you of.
You could call it 'art' and get away with it
Like the Parisian butt plug tree?"
Yes, but better as its an ejaculating one. |
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"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one
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Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me! |
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"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one
Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me! "
I've got my eye on a big multicoloured light up tree thing for my front garden too  |
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"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one
Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me!
I've got my eye on a big multicoloured light up tree thing for my front garden too "
oh yes outdoor lights on trees,love it    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one
Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me!
I've got my eye on a big multicoloured light up tree thing for my front garden too
oh yes outdoor lights on trees,love it "
I'm feeling all festive now can't wait for December |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one
Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me!
I've got my eye on a big multicoloured light up tree thing for my front garden too
oh yes outdoor lights on trees,love it
I'm feeling all festive now can't wait for December "
yeap,we,ve just bought our house n only moved in a few weeks back so super excited bout Christmas,big house so needs plenty xmas decorations,,lol means we can go buy MORE xmas goodie,,love it |
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