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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
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Sometimes simple pleasures are the best. My partner woke me up with his erection this morning and we had what he described as a grunting little rut fuck... Brief, urgent, knocking his cum into me in a spooning position and then both falling asleep again with his cock still in me. When we woke up, he went down for toast and tea and brought it all up on a tray. Simple pleasure number two was dipping my knife into a new jar of Marmite for the first time. An untrammelled circle of deep brown joy for me to plunder! Given that Marmite lasts for ages, this equates to a kind of edible eclipse. Rare and delicious.
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over a year ago
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"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.
I'm actually disappointed she didn't  "
You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.
I'm actually disappointed she didn't
You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!"
I'm hanging out for marmalade  |
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"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.
I'm actually disappointed she didn't
You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!
I'm hanging out for marmalade "
That, I can respect! Thick shredded? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.
I'm actually disappointed she didn't
You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!
I'm hanging out for marmalade
That, I can respect! Thick shredded?"
The stuff with no bits in. It's a bugger under your foreskin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.
I'm actually disappointed she didn't
You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!
I'm hanging out for marmalade
That, I can respect! Thick shredded?
The stuff with no bits in. It's a bugger under your foreskin "
Dirty git |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.
I'm actually disappointed she didn't
You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!
I'm hanging out for marmalade
That, I can respect! Thick shredded?
The stuff with no bits in. It's a bugger under your foreskin
Dirty git "
How good is your tongue at getting in nooks n crannies Mrs F |
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"Sometimes simple pleasures are the best. My partner woke me up with his erection this morning and we had what he described as a grunting little rut fuck... Brief, urgent, knocking his cum into me in a spooning position and then both falling asleep again with his cock still in me. When we woke up, he went down for toast and tea and brought it all up on a tray. Simple pleasure number two was dipping my knife into a new jar of Marmite for the first time. An untrammelled circle of deep brown joy for me to plunder! Given that Marmite lasts for ages, this equates to a kind of edible eclipse. Rare and delicious.
What kind of small pleasures do you enjoy? "
I would enjoy Both those pleasures with relish.. |
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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
Norwich |
"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.
I'm actually disappointed she didn't
You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!
I'm hanging out for marmalade
That, I can respect! Thick shredded?
The stuff with no bits in. It's a bugger under your foreskin "
Just don't get your pubes in the marmalade jar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The quiet, with the tick of a clock, each tick making the quiet stand out that little bit more...or that moment when a droning background noise stops and you realise you hadn't even noticed it was there, that's fairly cool, surrealism for the ears!
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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Get him to dip his cock in the marmite!!"
No it must be sex first and marmite second. A, because he hates marmite and wouldn't kiss me if he could taste it, and B, because it would sting his bell end!  |
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