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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?
 not sure that would tempt many"
It's how you say it. It's also dependent on the lucky lady not being lactose intolerant. I have Red Leicester. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?
not sure that would tempt many
It's how you say it. It's also dependent on the lucky lady not being lactose intolerant. I have Red Leicester."
If you say Stilton Blue Cheese they literally drop their pants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?
not sure that would tempt many
It's how you say it. It's also dependent on the lucky lady not being lactose intolerant. I have Red Leicester.
If you say Stilton Blue Cheese they literally drop their pants. "
You taking notes Pops? |
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"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?
not sure that would tempt many
It's how you say it. It's also dependent on the lucky lady not being lactose intolerant. I have Red Leicester.
If you say Stilton Blue Cheese they literally drop their pants. "
You took the words right out of my mouth, I do like a tangy blue one  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"You should be watching Dapper Laughs On The Pull, there are some stupendously cheesy lines.
It is wierdly addictive & terrifying at the same level!!  "
I wanted to hate it. I think I ought to hate it but other than the frequency with which he says "Oi Oi" and "she knows" I find it funny.
I'd not heard the term moisturiser in that context before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them
* grab ( . Y . ) grab *
Wahey!
Well worth a fiver 
I (Beth) also love Marmite, but you'd get a serious slap for that!!!  "
Well worth a slap too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them
* grab ( . Y . ) grab *
Wahey!
Well worth a fiver
I (Beth) also love Marmite, but you'd get a serious slap for that!!!
Well worth a slap too "
Well I'd accept the fiver and have a wee chuckle to myself at the cheek but walk away indignantly (not before grabbing your balls lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them
* grab ( . Y . ) grab *
Wahey!
Well worth a fiver "
My hubby tried that 1 on me many years ago ! I actually found it really funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy at the weekend just grab hold of me whilst shouting 'what can I give you, what can I give you ? I will do anything!!'  "
Yeah, sorry about that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them
* grab ( . Y . ) grab *
Wahey!
Well worth a fiver
I (Beth) also love Marmite, but you'd get a serious slap for that!!!
Well worth a slap too
Well I'd accept the fiver and have a wee chuckle to myself at the cheek but walk away indignantly (not before grabbing your balls lol) "
grabbing my balls and walking away! I would have to follow you then |
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