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Sex with someone on this forum - cold winter night edition
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A takes me back to being a kiddie, the carrot used for a nose on local snowmen (for it ALWAYS used to snow as a kiddie, even though it rarely does now  ) used to end up becoming, er, a different part of the anatomy..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The snowman's face looks like he's seen things no snowman should see 
Snowballs? "
Actually be doesn't appear to have any. Maybe that's why he's traumatised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..._[-]_
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...(....)
...(....)
...(....)
Ninja smowman
Sees things that cannot be unseen
Shouldn't that be
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...(....)
...(....)
...(....)
A"
Only if he peeked at the dreadging thread
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..._[-]_
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...(....)
...(....)
...(....)
Ninja smowman
Sees things that cannot be unseen
Shouldn't that be
..._[-]_
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...(....)
...(....)
...(....)
A
Only if he peeked at the dreadging thread
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I peaked at the dreading thread. Am i a pervert? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"The snowman's face looks like he's seen things no snowman should see
Snowballs?
Actually be doesn't appear to have any. Maybe that's why he's traumatised "
..._[-]_
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...(....)
...(o¥o)
...(....)
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The snowman's face looks like he's seen things no snowman should see
Snowballs?
Actually be doesn't appear to have any. Maybe that's why he's traumatised
..._[-]_
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...(....)
...(o¥o)
...(....)
A"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have all of you right now.
Our boilers packed in and the extra body heat would be warmly welcomed
crystal
Even the snowman/smowman/caterpillar in a hat?
Kinky fecker!!
wherw the feck did the caterpillar come from? Poor git
A"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have all of you right now.
Our boilers packed in and the extra body heat would be warmly welcomed
crystal
Even the snowman/smowman/caterpillar in a hat?
Kinky fecker!!
A"
I have some inventive uses for a snowman's carrot
crystal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...same rules as before, the only difference is this picture of a snowman:
......_[-]_
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...(.......@.)
...(....../ /...)
...(.@/ /@.)
...(.............)"
Snowman with a massive boner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...same rules as before, the only difference is this picture of a snowman:
......_[-]_
.......(',')
...(.......@.)
...(....../ /...)
...(.@/ /@.)
...(.............)
Snowman with a massive boner "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...same rules as before, the only difference is this picture of a snowman:
......_[-]_
.......(',')
...(.......@.)
...(....../ /...)
...(.@/ /@.)
...(.............)
Snowman with a massive boner
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are one or two I definitely wouldn't say 'no' to rumpy pumpy with! But do I HAVE to build a snowman?? I'm the only mother on earth who didn't even like the bloody film!!  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are one or two I definitely wouldn't say 'no' to rumpy pumpy with! But do I HAVE to build a snowman?? I'm the only mother on earth who didn't even like the bloody film!! xxx"
Nah. I was just planning on nicking someone else's  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Weeeeeeelll - Looks like the scrumptious Anna's gonna be having a one-woman gangbang tonight - so I think i'll bugger off to bed!!  xx"
Pops in and starts extolling Paula's virtues. She does look great in a tiara - what more do you want? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Weeeeeeelll - Looks like the scrumptious Anna's gonna be having a one-woman gangbang tonight - so I think i'll bugger off to bed!! xx
Pops in and starts extolling Paula's virtues. She does look great in a tiara - what more do you want? "
She looks great in her underwear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weeeeeeelll - Looks like the scrumptious Anna's gonna be having a one-woman gangbang tonight - so I think i'll bugger off to bed!! xx
Hey, wait up! All the snowmen wore me out "
...better not have (grrrrr) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..._[-]_
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...(....)
...(....)
...(....)
Ninja smowman
Sees things that cannot be unseen
Shouldn't that be
..._[-]_
....
...(....)
...(....)
...(....)
A
Only if he peeked at the dreadging thread
I peaked at the dreading thread. Am i a pervert? "
Eye bleach Sir? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weeeeeeelll - Looks like the scrumptious Anna's gonna be having a one-woman gangbang tonight - so I think i'll bugger off to bed!! xx
Hey, wait up! All the snowmen wore me out
...better not have (grrrrr)"
Well you know how I like cold things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weeeeeeelll - Looks like the scrumptious Anna's gonna be having a one-woman gangbang tonight - so I think i'll bugger off to bed!! xx
Pops in and starts extolling Paula's virtues. She does look great in a tiara - what more do you want? "
Aww thanks Tina! I look great in a pearl necklace too - allegedly!!
Morning Anna hun! Hope all those melting snowmen didn't get you too wet!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Weeeeeeelll - Looks like the scrumptious Anna's gonna be having a one-woman gangbang tonight - so I think i'll bugger off to bed!! xx
Hey, wait up! All the snowmen wore me out
...better not have (grrrrr)
Well you know how I like cold things "
Do you need someone to warm you up after all those chilly snowmen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weeeeeeelll - Looks like the scrumptious Anna's gonna be having a one-woman gangbang tonight - so I think i'll bugger off to bed!! xx
Pops in and starts extolling Paula's virtues. She does look great in a tiara - what more do you want?
Aww thanks Tina! I look great in a pearl necklace too - allegedly!!
Morning Anna hun! Hope all those melting snowmen didn't get you too wet!! xx"
I might have melted a few of them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, been building rude smowmen out of grated ice cubes.
Did Anyone pick me?
Damn!!! Always too late to pick Marmite "
*adopts Leslie Phillips voice*
Hello! Ding dong! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgotten what we do on this one? Can someone refresh my memory?  xx"
Simply declare your intention to enjoy carnal pleasures with someone in the thread. If you're brave, name em  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgotten what we do on this one? Can someone refresh my memory? xx
Offer to have sex with me or draw a rude smowman "
nooooo.....you can't have a rude Snowman, that just isn't right!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgotten what we do on this one? Can someone refresh my memory? xx
Offer to have sex with me or draw a rude smowman
nooooo.....you can't have a rude Snowman, that just isn't right! "
Even snowmen have needs, I'm sure... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...same rules as before, the only difference is this picture of a snowman:
..._[-]_
....(',')
...(.....)
...(.....)
...(.....)"
..._[-]_
....(',')
...(oo)
..(......)
A little snow woman for your snow man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...same rules as before, the only difference is this picture of a snowman:
..._[-]_
....(',')
...(.....)
...(.....)
...(.....)
..._[-]_
....(',')
...(oo)
..(......)
A little snow woman for your snow man "
I like petit women x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...same rules as before, the only difference is this picture of a snowman:
..._[-]_
....(',')
...(.....)
...(.....)
...(.....)
..._[-]_
....(',')
...(oo)
..(......)
A little snow woman for your snow man "
Awww....she looks a little surprised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgotten what we do on this one? Can someone refresh my memory? xx
Offer to have sex with me or draw a rude smowman
nooooo.....you can't have a rude Snowman, that just isn't right! "
So that only leaves the offer of sex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have to plan a trip to Shrewsbury as, no doubt, I will be turned away from Coventry again! "
Spicy were you meeting as a single trust me, you'd get cuddles, kisses, sex, massages, coco, marshmellows...x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More sex? What's the world cumming too
Just trying to keep warm on the cold nights
I have my onesie on if you fancy a snuggle"
Do I have to buy my own one or can I share yours
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More sex? What's the world cumming too
Just trying to keep warm on the cold nights
I have my onesie on if you fancy a snuggle
Do I have to buy my own one or can I share yours
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Nah, you can squeeze in mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More sex? What's the world cumming too
Just trying to keep warm on the cold nights
I have my onesie on if you fancy a snuggle
Do I have to buy my own one or can I share yours
Nah, you can squeeze in mine"
Never mind getting warm, I think it would get hot in there |
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"I'm going to have to plan a trip to Shrewsbury as, no doubt, I will be turned away from Coventry again!
Spicy were you meeting as a single trust me, you'd get cuddles, kisses, sex, massages, coco, marshmellows...x"
The first few things sound good. Do you work at costa coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have to plan a trip to Shrewsbury as, no doubt, I will be turned away from Coventry again!
Spicy were you meeting as a single trust me, you'd get cuddles, kisses, sex, massages, coco, marshmellows...x
The first few things sound good. Do you work at costa coffee?"
No, but if they're giving out kisses and sex there now I may have to consider applying x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm going to have to plan a trip to Shrewsbury as, no doubt, I will be turned away from Coventry again!
Spicy were you meeting as a single trust me, you'd get cuddles, kisses, sex, massages, coco, marshmellows...x
The first few things sound good. Do you work at costa coffee?
No, but if they're giving out kisses and sex there now I may have to consider applying x"
You're not the only one - Id even take on a zero hour contract if the bonus were that good.... I'm imagining a branch where all employees where is the green apron.... A happy thought indeed.
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