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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...   "
I know you can have it waxed but I'm a bit self concious of the third eye winking at the poor sod that has to do it in the salon |
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"Contortionism and a careful hand. I've took my piles off a few times,carnage  "
Very rarely can I only speak in the way of a smiley but this is one of those times.
By the time I think of something to say I would of logged off and gone home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...
I know you can have it waxed but I'm a bit self concious of the third eye winking at the poor sod that has to do it in the salon "
If they do it in a salon then it'd be nothing to them, probably the 20th browneye they've played with today :D
Just wipe a LOT before heading on in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole... "
Veet lol
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack 
Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole "
Slim???? LMAO!! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack
Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole
Slim???? LMAO!!"
Well you ain't fat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...
Veet lol
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Fuck that "
Dont be a pussy about get two mirrors and some feet assume the posistion and make your A hole look like a polo
Takes what 8 mins is it
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
suffolk |
"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack
Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole "
I can do mine this way cheeky and I'm not slim....there's nothing of you compared to me so go for it, just remember hot hot water |
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"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack
Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole "
This has to be quote of the month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I use a Gillete Proglide Razor, sensitive shaving gel, a strategically placed shaving mirror and the toilet seat either for the shaving mirror, my feet or both depending which bit I doing.
Frankly I don't know why I bother noone gets the benefit lol...it's just a ritual I have |
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By *not69Man
over a year ago
Lancashire |
"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack
Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole "
This thread is so funny, had me in stitches but the post Ive quoted has to be the post of the year haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole... "
I do it by feel... always perfectly smooth. Never cut it . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic powder xx "
I am not putting that evil potion anywhere near anything sensitive.
I shall continue to rely on a friend to look at my bottom and carry out any required maintenance. And if she is not available, my butt can sprout. |
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"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack
Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole "
Just practicing my Sean Connery impressions! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack
Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole Just practicing my Sean Connery impressions!"
Hurry up and practise at this rate sprouts are spouting lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish.
Can to do mine
Pop round and drop em!
On my way stay away from the Bacardi lol "
Mojito + anal deforestation = baaad news! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish.
Can to do mine
Pop round and drop em!
On my way stay away from the Bacardi lol
Mojito + anal deforestation = baaad news! "
Oh yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shall I put a&e on standby? 
The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!
A bit of Johnny cash as well "
I wouldn't mind falling into your ring of fire! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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in bathroom, soap.up, one leg up on bath. If you put left leg up, only do the right side.
Then swap legs and do left side. Pull and flatten your bum cheeks to get any stragglers.
. Much easier than in the water... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Shall I put a&e on standby?
The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!
A bit of Johnny cash as well
I wouldn't mind falling into your ring of fire! "
You can go on the hunt for red October anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole... "
It's very easy. Put one foot on the corner of the bath liberally apply cello tape or a wax strip. Pull hard and scream. Job done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shall I put a&e on standby?
The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!
A bit of Johnny cash as well
I wouldn't mind falling into your ring of fire!
You can go on the hunt for red October anytime "
Up periscope captain! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Shall I put a&e on standby?
The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!
A bit of Johnny cash as well
I wouldn't mind falling into your ring of fire!
You can go on the hunt for red October anytime
Up periscope captain! "
Oh yes darling |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
And now for a confession...I've never even attempted to shave my bumhole...I now think I'll need to have a bit of an exploration in the shower tonight to see if it's needed (I'm very ginger and have very light body hair anyway, so hopefully I can continue living in bliss without the need)
Of course, if anyone who's met me up close and personal thinks I should have investigated this before - please PM me rather than posting on the thread that you were a bit too shy to say anything at the time  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Find a salon that specialises in intimate waxing with hot wax. They will do loads of Brazilians, Hollywoods and BS&Cs and won't bat an eyelid.
My waxing place provide wipes for you to use when you get yourself undressed before the wax, so you can be sure you're clean. If it's a concern and your salon don't provide wipes, take a packet of wet wipes with you.
It's so much easier to just go and get waxed. After the first couple of times it won't bother you at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Foot on the side of the bath and a very steady hand
If the hand isn't steady enough it bloody hurts
This! Feel your way about.. "
It's definitely good to have a feel whilst doing it as well  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Find a salon that specialises in intimate waxing with hot wax. They will do loads of Brazilians, Hollywoods and BS&Cs and won't bat an eyelid.
My waxing place provide wipes for you to use when you get yourself undressed before the wax, so you can be sure you're clean. If it's a concern and your salon don't provide wipes, take a packet of wet wipes with you.
It's so much easier to just go and get waxed. After the first couple of times it won't bother you at all."
Yes but look at the laughs that this thread has bought people..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a feel...don't panic I washed my hands and to be fair it's not that bad I was worried it had more hair than monster out of the muppets "
TBH when you did that moony, I thought your arse was given birth to a gremlin |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I've had a feel...don't panic I washed my hands and to be fair it's not that bad I was worried it had more hair than monster out of the muppets
TBH when you did that moony, I thought your arse was given birth to a gremlin "
I've got a lard arse so a moonie is impossible you have me confused lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a feel...don't panic I washed my hands and to be fair it's not that bad I was worried it had more hair than monster out of the muppets
TBH when you did that moony, I thought your arse was given birth to a gremlin
I've got a lard arse so a moonie is impossible you have me confused lol "
BrightonSteve does mine with his teeth... He's like an anal flymo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole... "
i finish work at 9, do you want me to pop round and do it for you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.
Jesus I'm tempted...
Ill do it for you if you ask nicely "
I don't do nice..get your arse here and bring wine... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.
Jesus I'm tempted...
Ill do it for you if you ask nicely
I don't do nice..get your arse here and bring wine... "
Any particular candles you'd like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best shaves for me after bath/shower...put towel on bed...position hand held mirror on the enlarger part nestling between just in front of your love mound...lie on your back...open legs...rub body lotion on lady garden 'n hairy bumhole....and shave away...no contortion and strained foofoo muscles AND yer get to see east yer doin'. Perhaps I should make a vid for YouTube |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...
i finish work at 9, do you want me to pop round and do it for you ? "
Go on then feel free I'll supply skinny wine |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Best shaves for me after bath/shower...put towel on bed...position hand held mirror on the enlarger part nestling between just in front of your love mound...lie on your back...open legs...rub body lotion on lady garden 'n hairy bumhole....and shave away...no contortion and strained foofoo muscles AND yer get to see east yer doin'. Perhaps I should make a vid for YouTube "
Oh go on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.
Jesus I'm tempted...
Ill do it for you if you ask nicely
I don't do nice..get your arse here and bring wine...
Any particular candles you'd like? "
Big fuck off church candles... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...
i finish work at 9, do you want me to pop round and do it for you ?
Go on then feel free I'll supply skinny wine "
Ladies, if you could leave this until Friday evening then I'd be available to lend a hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.
Jesus I'm tempted...
Ill do it for you if you ask nicely
I don't do nice..get your arse here and bring wine...
Any particular candles you'd like?
Big fuck off church candles... "
Wow, just how hairy is your arse? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
My beautician always asks after my waxing of the front if I want her to do the 'other angle'. First time she regaled me with tales of attempting a self waxing, which made me laugh so much I forgot that holding my arse cheeks apart while someone coated me in wax front to back and then ripped it off was supposed to be embarrassing. Good beautician! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...
 I had to laugh as I went to my lovely lady yesterday.. she is the only person I have found that does what I want. At the end she says right on ur knees .. I assume the position and she applies the sugar mix and rips.. she is morrocan and laughingly says no one wants a hairy bumhole.. ( i have been a few times and doing that always makes me giggle. )
To answer your question.. Either sit on the floor with a mirror apply hair conditioner and shave. or better kneel over a mirror using a plastic spatula apply the nair sensitive cream to the area you wish to defluff. Time it very carefully.. no mor than 5 mins. Waddle to the shower and rince off with a warm water flow. dry and talc. "
Yeah getting on all fours while the beautician applies the wax is the best. I have no problem doing that. Just cannot be arsed with having my pubes waxed.... I have to OD on pain killers and....Ok am not going into gorey details |
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Well these days it really hurts me as I have very sensitive skin on my lady parts..Often leaves me very raw.thats why I sugar not wax.Usually ok after two days.
I cant stand the badger look so only do underneath . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well if NN didn't manage to skin the ligule blighter the other evening, I can pop round after work later with some gaffer tape and tin snips......my inbox awaits- as does yours maybe  |
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here, try doing it blindfolded puts a whole new meaning to blind faith 
and the ripping of the wax isn't painful at all 