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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My special friend.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More an enemy at our house. Altho damn toothache for the past 3 weeks doesnt help either... Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"More an enemy at our house. Altho damn toothache for the past 3 weeks doesnt help either... Morning "

Morning...Eek toothache?

You tried clove oil I hear it's effective.

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By *liceandraWoman over a year ago

with the faries

Hate insomnia leaves you wiped all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes infact have it packed with a mixture inc clove oil crom dentist. But trust me its not working. Hopefully come Mon I will be shot of the damn tooth and pain . Still wont cure the insomnia though but hey ho no more toothache

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes infact have it packed with a mixture inc clove oil crom dentist. But trust me its not working. Hopefully come Mon I will be shot of the damn tooth and pain . Still wont cure the insomnia though but hey ho no more toothache

Aw you poor thing.

Get your partner to drop a heavy object on your toes.

Distraction works well I find....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate insomnia leaves you wiped all day

and so tired as soon as you get home from work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw you poor thing.

Get your partner to drop a heavy object on your toes.

Distraction works well I find....

Would be punching him in the face after he as dropped said heavy object work also

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate insomnia leaves you wiped all day

I go on autopilot...zooom.

Then crash..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Aw you poor thing.

Get your partner to drop a heavy object on your toes.

Distraction works well I find....

Would be punching him in the face after he as dropped said heavy object work also

Yes I'd imagine so..sounds like a Laurel and Hardy sketch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I tried wanking myself to sleep.

It didn't work but I enjoyed trying!

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

cheshire

"I tried wanking myself to sleep.

It didn't work but I enjoyed trying! "

Always worth a try

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tried wanking myself to sleep.

It didn't work but I enjoyed trying! "

Madam!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried wanking myself to sleep.

It didn't work but I enjoyed trying! "
if wanking sent yer to sleep I would only be awake to wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tried wanking myself to sleep.

It didn't work but I enjoyed trying! if wanking sent yer to sleep I would only be awake to wank

Wide awake wanking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried wanking myself to sleep.

It didn't work but I enjoyed trying! if wanking sent yer to sleep I would only be awake to wank

Wide awake wanking?

"
that's the way forward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

Hope you hit the high note

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tried wanking myself to sleep.

It didn't work but I enjoyed trying! if wanking sent yer to sleep I would only be awake to wank

Wide awake wanking?

that's the way forward

Or a sleepy fumble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

Hope you hit the high note

I did, I did!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tried wanking myself to sleep.

It didn't work but I enjoyed trying! if wanking sent yer to sleep I would only be awake to wank

Wide awake wanking?

that's the way forward

Or a sleepy fumble.

"
now sleepy sex is good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

Hope you hit the high note

I did, I did!!

Go you ..I will do the deep part ...altogether now...

In the pale moonshine ,our hearts entwine.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

Hope you hit the high note

I did, I did!!

Go you ..I will do the deep part ...altogether now...

In the pale moonshine ,our hearts entwine....."

*screeches*

On the trail of the lonesome Piiiiiinnnnnne!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

Hope you hit the high note

I did, I did!!

Go you ..I will do the deep part ...altogether now...

In the pale moonshine ,our hearts entwine.....

*screeches*

On the trail of the lonesome Piiiiiinnnnnne!!"

Blimey woman .....think you woke the neighbourhood...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

Hope you hit the high note

I did, I did!!

Go you ..I will do the deep part ...altogether now...

In the pale moonshine ,our hearts entwine.....

*screeches*

On the trail of the lonesome Piiiiiinnnnnne!!

Blimey woman .....think you woke the neighbourhood...

Like a bag o' cats!

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

What are you doing up so early!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

Hope you hit the high note

I did, I did!!

Go you ..I will do the deep part ...altogether now...

In the pale moonshine ,our hearts entwine.....

*screeches*

On the trail of the lonesome Piiiiiinnnnnne!!

Blimey woman .....think you woke the neighbourhood...

Like a bag o' cats!"

My pussy heard you screeching and dove under the duvet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got me singing the bloody thing now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What are you doing up so early!!

Singing!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you canny beat the oldies they were great to watch.

Gonna pop on you tube see if I can find Laurel and Hardy....

Great minds

Oliver the Eighth....hahaha.

I forgot how funny Stan is...

I have Blue ridge mountains of Virginia in my head ....will be singing that all day long...

"On the trail of the lonesome pine"

Hope you hit the high note

I did, I did!!

Go you ..I will do the deep part ...altogether now...

In the pale moonshine ,our hearts entwine.....

*screeches*

On the trail of the lonesome Piiiiiinnnnnne!!

Blimey woman .....think you woke the neighbourhood...

Like a bag o' cats!

My pussy heard you screeching and dove under the duvet

Hahaha....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now where were we..oh yes....

Where she carved her name , and I carved mine

Ohh June like the mountains I'm blue.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Now where were we..oh yes....

Where she carved her name , and I carved mine

Ohh June like the mountains I'm blue......."

Doink!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now where were we..oh yes....

Where she carved her name , and I carved mine

Ohh June like the mountains I'm blue.......

Doink!"

Hahahahha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Now where were we..oh yes....

Where she carved her name , and I carved mine

Ohh June like the mountains I'm blue.......

Doink!

Hahahahha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Now where were we..oh yes....

Where she carved her name , and I carved mine

Ohh June like the mountains I'm blue.......

Doink!

Hahahahha

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

When I get insomnia, I usually just try and get my head down and sleep it off.

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By *he tactile technicianMan over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"When I get insomnia, I usually just try and get my head down and sleep it off.

"
Sssssh funky, can't you see we're sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it's a pain in the arse for sure.

Wide awake at 3am this morning

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