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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also have many ISO as well as International standards to read and in fact I am auditing against these for the rest of the week. Being on here is infinitely more entertaining and who knows where it might lead. I have even been to Norwich once LOL |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Because I'm having a rank. "
Ranking without me again!
I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.
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"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.
Why are you on here at the moment?"
Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep."
A new pooch? What have you got? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.
Why are you on here at the moment?"
Just finished watching two episodes of The Affair and thought I would see what's been happening in the forums. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.
Why are you on here at the moment?
Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story."
I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because I'm having a rank.
Ranking without me again!
I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.
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You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.
Why are you on here at the moment?
Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.
I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.
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Ooh, ooh, I'll do the article. Me, me, me. 750 words is a doddle.
What's the subject - not that I'll stick to it, but I'm curious? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Because I'm having a rank.
Ranking without me again!
I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.
You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges "
You know me well. Could you pick me up at about 8am and drop me there for breakfast please?
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"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.
A new pooch? What have you got?"
He's supposed to be a cross shih tzu and yorkie, but there's something else in the mix too, possibly cairn. He's awfully cute. And though he's not a pup he's getting to grips with commands in return for chicken!
But until he and the cat work out how to live together he'll be in his crate at night. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Because I'm having a rank.
Ranking without me again!
I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.
You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges "
Oh one says! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.
Why are you on here at the moment?
Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.
I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.
Ooh, ooh, I'll do the article. Me, me, me. 750 words is a doddle.
What's the subject - not that I'll stick to it, but I'm curious?"
Bad practice in public sector contracting. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.
Why are you on here at the moment?
Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.
I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.
Ooh, ooh, I'll do the article. Me, me, me. 750 words is a doddle.
What's the subject - not that I'll stick to it, but I'm curious?
Bad practice in public sector contracting."
Easy peasy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm having a rank.
Ranking without me again!
I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.
You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges
You know me well. Could you pick me up at about 8am and drop me there for breakfast please?
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I'd have to charge you a run in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I had one hell of a stressful day with my lovely but special-needs daughter - and as there's no-one to come and give me a very long no-strings cuddle now she's finally asleep - I'll settle for this!!  |
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"My favourite fwb has gone to bed early and refuses to get beaten on another game of online scrabble.
Aah my glamorous lifestyle "
I log in every night, and flick between here and online backgammon   |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.
A new pooch? What have you got?
He's supposed to be a cross shih tzu and yorkie, but there's something else in the mix too, possibly cairn. He's awfully cute. And though he's not a pup he's getting to grips with commands in return for chicken!
But until he and the cat work out how to live together he'll be in his crate at night."
Does that make him a shitie?
He sounds adorable. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Because I'm having a rank.
Ranking without me again!
I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.
You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges
You know me well. Could you pick me up at about 8am and drop me there for breakfast please?
I'd have to charge you a run in. "
If you charged me you'd likely run me over! |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.
A new pooch? What have you got?
He's supposed to be a cross shih tzu and yorkie, but there's something else in the mix too, possibly cairn. He's awfully cute. And though he's not a pup he's getting to grips with commands in return for chicken!
But until he and the cat work out how to live together he'll be in his crate at night.
Does that make him a shitie?
He sounds adorable."
A shitie terrierist |
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"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.
A new pooch? What have you got?
He's supposed to be a cross shih tzu and yorkie, but there's something else in the mix too, possibly cairn. He's awfully cute. And though he's not a pup he's getting to grips with commands in return for chicken!
But until he and the cat work out how to live together he'll be in his crate at night.
Does that make him a shitie?
He sounds adorable."
A Shorkie! 
But he's not quite a Shorkie. He's bigger and not quite as teddy bear like. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Because my bloody clients don't appreciate the time difference and being late for a skype conference is therefore acceptable grrrrr"
You have my sympathy as I've had that one. A 4am call as they couldn't work out GMT.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.
Why are you on here at the moment?"
Insomnia is a bitch!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I've not been that active on the forums for a while and have lately re descovered that somehow I like waffling crap at people and it mainly getting ignored been talking crap for hours now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My favourite fwb has gone to bed early and refuses to get beaten on another game of online scrabble.
Aah my glamorous lifestyle
I log in every night, and flick between here and online backgammon "
Slightly more intellectual than scrabble |
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"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.
Why are you on here at the moment?
Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.
I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.
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In the words of the late great Morecambe and Wise. I can give you 750 words, just not necessarily in the right order! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in here because I'm between shifts . Can't think of a better place to be at the moment . Sat outside with my coffee on this bright sunny november morning and browsing all the lovelies on here . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here because I've been wiped out by this blasted cold...I should be at work!!! I can't afford to be ill  "
Oh dear ((((((hugs)))))))) get well soon x |
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