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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there anything that men don't get turned on by? 
Cricket ?
In cricket there is a follow on. I'm hoping this thread doesn't have a follow through  "
Have you ever bowled a maiden over ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just putting it out there. "
Long time ago, I've read a porn comic about a woman that farted when she was feeling horny and couldn't keep a man. Long story short, her mate had a friend who liked smelling farts.
I know what are you thinking: " and they lived happily ever after ",
No they didn't.
She got a treatment and dumped the guy.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I actually have a friend who encourages me to fart in his presence. Seriously, he finds it horny. Like I'm a massive flatulator lol. But yeah nice to know that I wouldn't have to be embarrassed if it did slip out. God remember the days my brothers sitting on me as kids and ripping on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I actually have a friend who encourages me to fart in his presence. Seriously, he finds it horny. Like I'm a massive flatulator lol. But yeah nice to know that I wouldn't have to be embarrassed if it did slip out. God remember the days my brothers sitting on me as kids and ripping on me "
Lucky guy your friend is, does he get off on the sound or smell or both? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Am I reading this correctly? There are REALLY people out there who find it horny when people trump??
I'm always acutely embarrassed when I trump in public!  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am I reading this correctly? There are REALLY people out there who find it horny when people trump??
I'm always acutely embarrassed when I trump in public! xx"
Id be absolutely delighted if you farted next to me, especially if it smelt really strong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I actually have a friend who encourages me to fart in his presence. Seriously, he finds it horny. Like I'm a massive flatulator lol. But yeah nice to know that I wouldn't have to be embarrassed if it did slip out. God remember the days my brothers sitting on me as kids and ripping on me
Lucky guy your friend is, does he get off on the sound or smell or both?"
The sound lol. Oh god I feel like getting sick now hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just putting it out there.
Hmmm Ever smell a fart after a night oh Guinness ? Everyone loves there own brand but at times there vile !"
Haha so true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Farting is a big thing in brazil, most if not all site you'll find on it will be brazilions, not my thing but they sell those patches now to make ur farts smell nice lol |
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i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..  |
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"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship.. "
OMG lol |
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"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship.. "
Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ? |
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"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..
Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ? "
Could of been your fault if you had made her laugh during the 69, some woman of a certain age cant control it like they used to when younger, certanly when they laugh |
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"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..
Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?
Could of been your fault if you had made her laugh during the 69, some woman of a certain age cant control it like they used to when younger, certanly when they laugh"
I'm off to book a comedy night at the local darby and Joan club. |
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"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..
Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?
Could of been your fault if you had made her laugh during the 69, some woman of a certain age cant control it like they used to when younger, certanly when they laugh
I'm off to book a comedy night at the local darby and Joan club. "
Make sure its well ventalated and has access to windows |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..
Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ? "
fuck no..i didn't fancy a repeat performance..it was a very traumatic experience indeed..not good to say the least..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..
Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?
fuck no..i didn't fancy a repeat performance..it was a very traumatic experience indeed..not good to say the least.. "
I have just spat out my drink reading that, very funny indeed
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..
Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?
fuck no..i didn't fancy a repeat performance..it was a very traumatic experience indeed..not good to say the least.. "
How do you think she felt?
Tut tut.  |
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