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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I feel that at 39 I am at my Peak sexual wise and I am enjoying every moment of my sexual journey.
What I am about to tell you next may just make you giggle, god knows I giggled the first time but not so much lately.
At the moment of orgasm I fart, i have no warning and they are loud. If I have multiple orgasm s then I have multiple farts. They are not little ones either but bloke sized ones. This is starting to worry me now and if it don't stop then I won't be able to enjoy sex in the future. Does anyone else have any embrassing moments in the bedroom that they would like to share. It might just make me feel better  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Bet this becomes the new Holy Grail. Instead of - hey babe I can make you squirt - it'll be - expert at making girls fart.
Expect new threads entitled - I find farters horny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Called blokes by the wrong name on many occasion. Hence everyone is now addressed as sweet, babe or Sir "
I have too called out the wrong man's name, I can laugh about it now but must of really knocked the poor guys confidence  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At least it's good to know it's difficult to fake an orgasm. Lol"
I can see that nobody will take this seriously, it's a good job i am laughing myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was having sex with an ex a good few years ago. I pulled my cock out to change positions and heard a loud "POP"
we cracked up laughing."
wasn't that a fanny fart then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel that at 39 I am at my Peak sexual wise and I am enjoying every moment of my sexual journey.
What I am about to tell you next may just make you giggle, god knows I giggled the first time but not so much lately.
At the moment of orgasm I fart, i have no warning and they are loud. If I have multiple orgasm s then I have multiple farts. They are not little ones either but bloke sized ones. This is starting to worry me now and if it don't stop then I won't be able to enjoy sex in the future. Does anyone else have any embrassing moments in the bedroom that they would like to share. It might just make me feel better "
There has to be some other ladies in here with the same problem or am I just unique? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was having sex with an ex a good few years ago. I pulled my cock out to change positions and heard a loud "POP"
we cracked up laughing.wasn't that a fanny fart then? "
No. It was like taking a cork out of a wine bottle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have done it once or twice. Try deflatine or windeze not long before a meet it might help swear by them if I go out for a meal esp on holiday"
Thankyou hun. I will try anything to stop it happening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Called blokes by the wrong name on many occasion. Hence everyone is now addressed as sweet, babe or Sir "
Oh sweet angel  chops ami glad to hear that I'm not the only one!!! Sisters unite...phewww  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have done it once or twice. Try deflatine or windeze not long before a meet it might help swear by them if I go out for a meal esp on holiday
Thankyou hun. I will try anything to stop it happening "
Check your nutrition....pulses, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower can make one windy...Perhaps you're wheat intolerant. .. Experiment and see x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There has to be some other ladies in here with the same problem or am I just unique? "
Yes, I do too. All the muscles contract strongly around my pelvic area and air is expelled
My lovely fella has got used to it now and it doesn't bother him lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There has to be some other ladies in here with the same problem or am I just unique?
Yes, I do too. All the muscles contract strongly around my pelvic area and air is expelled
My lovely fella has got used to it now and it doesn't bother him lol "
At long last I am not in my own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There has to be some other ladies in here with the same problem or am I just unique?
Yes, I do too. All the muscles contract strongly around my pelvic area and air is expelled
My lovely fella has got used to it now and it doesn't bother him lol
At long last I am not in my own "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel that at 39 I am at my Peak sexual wise and I am enjoying every moment of my sexual journey.
What I am about to tell you next may just make you giggle, god knows I giggled the first time but not so much lately.
At the moment of orgasm I fart, i have no warning and they are loud. If I have multiple orgasm s then I have multiple farts. They are not little ones either but bloke sized ones. This is starting to worry me now and if it don't stop then I won't be able to enjoy sex in the future. Does anyone else have any embrassing moments in the bedroom that they would like to share. It might just make me feel better
There has to be some other ladies in here with the same problem or am I just unique? "
I also occasionally trump when I cum. Either Love Puff or Bum Burp. Depends how intense it is. If I can I try to hold it in but once I ''let go'' it's impossible. Also I find belly grumbles happen a lot when I have sex. Weird......  |
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Since having Botox injected into my inner sphincter for pelvic floor spasm in August I've got 6 months of uncontrollable farting to endure.
There's nothing worse that being in the throws of lust and not sure whether the sensation your feeling means you're gonna fart or worse still, produce something a bit more solid. Roll on December!
Had anybody else endured the shame of leaving a tiny brown mark on the soft furnishings? Please tell me I'm not alone! |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
Okay I will admit it has happened in my world but what is worse is that I find them them very funny....so I laugh... loudly.....which can result in a short burst of accompanying bottom cheers (a family of vegetarians so we have the same giggle/trumps - they are called botty laughs) I have never asked them if they happen during sex
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel that at 39 I am at my Peak sexual wise and I am enjoying every moment of my sexual journey.
What I am about to tell you next may just make you giggle, god knows I giggled the first time but not so much lately.
At the moment of orgasm I fart, i have no warning and they are loud. If I have multiple orgasm s then I have multiple farts. They are not little ones either but bloke sized ones. This is starting to worry me now and if it don't stop then I won't be able to enjoy sex in the future. Does anyone else have any embrassing moments in the bedroom that they would like to share. It might just make me feel better "
have you ever followed through while doing these farting sessions..?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Since having Botox injected into my inner sphincter for pelvic floor spasm in August I've got 6 months of uncontrollable farting to endure.
There's nothing worse that being in the throws of lust and not sure whether the sensation your feeling means you're gonna fart or worse still, produce something a bit more solid. Roll on December!
Had anybody else endured the shame of leaving a tiny brown mark on the soft furnishings? Please tell me I'm not alone! "
No hun you are not alone o |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel that at 39 I am at my Peak sexual wise and I am enjoying every moment of my sexual journey.
What I am about to tell you next may just make you giggle, god knows I giggled the first time but not so much lately.
At the moment of orgasm I fart, i have no warning and they are loud. If I have multiple orgasm s then I have multiple farts. They are not little ones either but bloke sized ones. This is starting to worry me now and if it don't stop then I won't be able to enjoy sex in the future. Does anyone else have any embrassing moments in the bedroom that they would like to share. It might just make me feel better
have you ever followed through while doing these farting sessions..? "
Might have |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since having Botox injected into my inner sphincter for pelvic floor spasm in August I've got 6 months of uncontrollable farting to endure.
There's nothing worse that being in the throws of lust and not sure whether the sensation your feeling means you're gonna fart or worse still, produce something a bit more solid. Roll on December!
Had anybody else endured the shame of leaving a tiny brown mark on the soft furnishings? Please tell me I'm not alone!
No hun you are not alone o "
You aren't sline happens to me sometimes haha |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I was gonna suggest a butt plug, but on second thoughts it may come out like an Exocet missile and blow his balls off "
Ohhhhh the mental image of this is making me giggle so loudly.....I am trying to be sneaky in work  |
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