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ShagTonight cock size chart.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I researched the internet and found the following:
3" Small
5" medium
6" Average
7" Big
8" Very Big
9" Well endowed
10"+ Very well endowed
What is your thought?  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"My thoughts are 'its a chart'
Never measured tbh but I'm confident with what I have and like to think it shows through 
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Wear baggier jeans then! 
Nice shoes - but how the hell did you get your legs that far behind your head? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it."
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka! "
Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!
Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool"
That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's how it's used that counts. Bloody size chart bollocks!
I bet there's people with 4" dicks who can hit the spot every time, and 10" that are just too damn uncomfortable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!
Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool
That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers? "
We may need a lot of spaghetti  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka! "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!
Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool
That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?
We may need a lot of spaghetti "
And some volunteers.....otherwise we're gonna look like a right pair of tits sat in the corner with a pile of spaghetti, a measurer, a jug of water and a funnell.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's how it's used that counts. Bloody size chart bollocks!
I bet there's people with 4" dicks who can hit the spot every time, and 10" that are just too damn uncomfortable. "
 I don't like them too long, painful! A little girth is nice but I'm tight so not too big! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!
Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool
That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?
We may need a lot of spaghetti
And some volunteers.....otherwise we're gonna look like a right pair of tits sat in the corner with a pile of spaghetti, a measurer, a jug of water and a funnell...."
ahahahahaahaha who wouldn't want to know their vagoobler could fit 5 person's worth of pasta and probably 4 pints of water |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!
Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool
That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?
We may need a lot of spaghetti
And some volunteers.....otherwise we're gonna look like a right pair of tits sat in the corner with a pile of spaghetti, a measurer, a jug of water and a funnell.... ahahahahaahaha who wouldn't want to know their vagoobler could fit 5 person's worth of pasta and probably 4 pints of water"
This is true, I'm off to buy some supplies as I can see us being inundated with hordes of screaming women once the 'spag-vag' method of measurement gets out there....just wait and see! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!
Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool
That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?
We may need a lot of spaghetti
And some volunteers.....otherwise we're gonna look like a right pair of tits sat in the corner with a pile of spaghetti, a measurer, a jug of water and a funnell.... ahahahahaahaha who wouldn't want to know their vagoobler could fit 5 person's worth of pasta and probably 4 pints of water
This is true, I'm off to buy some supplies as I can see us being inundated with hordes of screaming women once the 'spag-vag' method of measurement gets out there....just wait and see! "
1 person worth : tight
2 person worth : medium
3 person worth : average
4 person worth : average plus size
5 person worth : wizard sleeve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny most of the women want a big cock and all the men want a tight pussy
When you have a big cock, most pussies feel tight.
how big is big exactly? "
8 inches last time I measured |
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By *tloversCouple
over a year ago
Warrington |
You know what turns me off (and know several other women who feel the same)...men who are thrilled to bits with their own cocks!
I get loads of messages that just say 'Hi. .I am vwe' and that's it..'I have a massive cock and therefore no words are necessary'
Had some terrible fucks from men with giant cocks and some awesome fucks from men with average size! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I have a massive cock and therefore no words are necessary'"
If a guy actually wrote that, I'd think it'd be fair to chat to him even if just because it shows a sense of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's how it's used that counts. Bloody size chart bollocks!
I bet there's people with 4" dicks who can hit the spot every time, and 10" that are just too damn uncomfortable. "
I 100% agree with this. You know what they say "It's not about the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean". So true in my opinion anyways xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know what turns me off (and know several other women who feel the same)...men who are thrilled to bits with their own cocks!
I get loads of messages that just say 'Hi. .I am vwe' and that's it..'I have a massive cock and therefore no words are necessary'
Had some terrible fucks from men with giant cocks and some awesome fucks from men with average size! "
Disappointing if a guy says he is well hung when he only has a chipolata though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's how it's used that counts. Bloody size chart bollocks!
I bet there's people with 4" dicks who can hit the spot every time, and 10" that are just too damn uncomfortable. "
Well said its how it's used nothing to do with size !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes I think some guys are obsessed with cock size. I've had a few guys over the years respond to a polite no thanks, not for me with a "well I've got a massive cock" like suddenly I'll change my mind because of it. One abusive guy who couldn't take polite rejection told me I'd missed out on a massive cock, I'll agree there, seems I did!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once spoke to a guy who stated he was vvvwe. When I ask him what size he said 6" lol. Not that's small but vvv is a bold statement pmsl"
Maybe he just had a stutter? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once spoke to a guy who stated he was vvvwe. When I ask him what size he said 6" lol. Not that's small but vvv is a bold statement pmsl"
Maybe he just had a stutter? |
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"I once spoke to a guy who stated he was vvvwe. When I ask him what size he said 6" lol. Not that's small but vvv is a bold statement pmsl"
Haha
Reminds me of people who describe themselves as 'fit' when what they actually mean is malnourished. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now your starting a whole new topic, at your reasoning it's like saying abs don't count if your skinny and big boobs don't count if your fat, (not trying to insult anyone) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now your starting a whole new topic, at your reasoning it's like saying abs don't count if your skinny and big boobs don't count if your fat, (not trying to insult anyone) "
Who is starting a whole new topic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know what turns me off (and know several other women who feel the same)...men who are thrilled to bits with their own cocks!
I get loads of messages that just say 'Hi. .I am vwe' and that's it..'I have a massive cock and therefore no words are necessary'
Had some terrible fucks from men with giant cocks and some awesome fucks from men with average size! "
Same here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.
Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka! "
Substitute water for spunk and we have ourselfs a kink |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
My cock size chart...
Do you have one?
Is it bigger than 2" when erect?
Does it get erect and stay erect?
Can you last longer than 30 seconds?
Have you been tested and is it disease free?
If you can answer yes to all of those then, to me, your cock is perfectly fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now your starting a whole new topic, at your reasoning it's like saying abs don't count if your skinny and big boobs don't count if your fat, (not trying to insult anyone)
Who is starting a whole new topic?"
He is |
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