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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do"
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahem,
Fuck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?  Babe your mum an dad must be thiefs cos they have stole the stars from the skies an put them in your eyes.lol"
must have been my dad coz my mum's dead 
doesnt really work in practise
sad but true |
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"Ahem,
Fuck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before? Babe your mum an dad must be thiefs cos they have stole the stars from the skies an put them in your eyes.lol
must have been my dad coz my mum's dead
doesnt really work in practise
sad but true "
Well im sorry bout that.but ur rite.that 1 wouldnt work anyway.cos its terrible |
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen today"
Well what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol"
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ever owned a parakeet? no? bet you've had a cockatoo
bet you're a right fithy bitch, you look like you could be
fuck me, wish i was ten years younger, i'd defo fuck you
not gonna buy you a drink and not interested in you in particular, just want to fuck, are you interested?
go on roar like a tiger (then licks my arm)
not that any of these were succesful....  |
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair"
 Ah this is great,its getting me prepared for getting knokbacks saturday night.lol. wot bout this one.hey are your legs not tired.cos you have been running through my mind.all night.or if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair Ah this is great,its getting me prepared for getting knokbacks saturday night.lol. wot bout this one.hey are your legs not tired.cos you have been running through my mind.all night.or if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me."
the latter one works!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair Ah this is great,its getting
prepared for getting knokbacks saturday night.lol. wot bout this one.hey are your legs not tired.cos you have been running through my mind.all night.or if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me."
i'll be running over your head if you don't FO
no i wouldnt hold it against you, i wouldn't go anywear near you |
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair Ah this is great,its getting me prepared for getting knokbacks saturday night.lol. wot bout this one.hey are your legs not tired.cos you have been running through my mind.all night.or if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.the latter one works!!! "
What seriously.cos if it does i might actually try it in the real world.lol.its a line from a doctor hook song.im going to steal it tho.lol |
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair Ah this is great,its getting
prepared for getting knokbacks saturday night.lol. wot bout this one.hey are your legs not tired.cos you have been running through my mind.all night.or if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
i'll be running over your head if you don't FO
no i wouldnt hold it against you, i wouldn't go anywear near you"
well sorry to burst your bubble.but i get the general feeling your not my type anyway.i was actually only trying to have a laugh. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair Ah this is great,its getting me prepared for getting knokbacks saturday night.lol. wot bout this one.hey are your legs not tired.cos you have been running through my mind.all night.or if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.the latter one works!!! What seriously.cos if it does i might actually try it in the real world.lol.its a line from a doctor hook song.im going to steal it tho.lol"
"if i swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair Ah this is great,its getting me prepared for getting knokbacks saturday night.lol. wot bout this one.hey are your legs not tired.cos you have been running through my mind.all night.or if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.the latter one works!!! What seriously.cos if it does i might actually try it in the real world.lol.its a line from a doctor hook song.im going to steal it tho.lol"
seriously don't. ive heard it so many times. they will probably laugh at you (and i mean at you not with you) and walk away
chat up lines never work. well not on me
also ive never seen one work on anyone else
might work if a woman said it to a man but they dont usually need to resort to such desperate tactics |
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"Do u believe in lust at first sight.no.ok do you want me to walk past you again until you do
yes sure but just keep walking coz it aint gonna happen todayWell what about tommorow then.cos im quite flexible that way lol
sorry i can't. i got wash the dogs hair Ah this is great,its getting me prepared for getting knokbacks saturday night.lol. wot bout this one.hey are your legs not tired.cos you have been running through my mind.all night.or if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.the latter one works!!! What seriously.cos if it does i might actually try it in the real world.lol.its a line from a doctor hook song.im going to steal it tho.lol"if i swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight" "
Lol you the know the song then.i think i will go listen to it now.for research purposes.lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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if i come back as a female,im buying that exact outfit.
a guy in work uses this all the time,and is very succesfull.it probably helps that hes a handsome bastard,and do you come here often,would probably work for him. |
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