this is so true x

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just a retard in tin foil

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

like that 1 hun lol

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

funny but also true hun xx

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

haha classic

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just a retard in tin foil

Have can opener / will travel

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol, very funny x

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

dont forget the oil can....

its been a while...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if i only had a heart i might even care xxxxxx

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

or a brain

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think i've got one of them somewhere?

possibly, hang on. no i don't think i have

nope, definitely not then

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

swinging brick.....

By *ouple4funnewCouple over a year ago

liverpool

ha ha

sounds like the voice of experience

I blame Barbara Cartland and Hollywood a while generation of women believing the myth